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Mummysco, boys will always be niggas.

This is getting out of hand. Things are worsening by the day.

Nigeria as a State lack sense of humanity and sincerity

Heir apparent indeed!

That isn't natural at all.

It's always beneficial and peaceful to let go of so many things. Not every day is Friday Mr Adisa.

Buhari met with d Queen of
England in London. He
asked her.

Buhari: How do you
run such an efficient
government here?
Are there any tips you can give
to me? I want to help Nigeria.

QUEEN: The most important
thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people.

Buhari: How do I know the
people
around me are really intelligent?

QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask
them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen sent for David
Cameron.
David Cameron walked into the
room,

CAMERON: Yes, your majesty.
You sent for me.

QUEEN: Answer this riddle.
David, your mother
and father have a child, it is not
your brother and
it is not your sister. Who is it?"

CAMERON: hmmm... that would
be me.

QUEEN: Yes, very good.

When Buhari came back home he sent for Abba Kyari.

Kyari walk in to Buhari's office.
Kyari : Sir you call me.
Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your
mother and your
father have a child, it's not your
brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?

Kyari: I'm not sure, let me
get back to you.
He
asked all his staff in the office
but none could
give him an answer. Kyari
ran to Fashola.
Kyari asked

Kyari: Your mother and
father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,
who is it?"

FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me!

Kyari smiled and said,
Thanks! Then he went back to
speak with President Buhari.

Kyari: Sir, I have the answer
to that riddle, It's
Babatunde Raji Fashola!

Buhari got angry, and said to
Kyari No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving forward, I am
surrounded by dummies! The
answer is .David Cameron!!!


A beg don't laugh alone ..make someone laugh. A MERRY HEART DOETH GOOD LIKE A MEDICINE. proverbs. ������

She's a bitch and unrepentant murderer

Politicking is getting interesting. #buharimustgobactodaura

Glory Glory Man United

Allahu Akbar Kabeera!

This is amazingly unbecoming of a Northern.

There are more to that.

Should CP have to placed his hand on her?

Spot on. Marriage is the only means that avails one the cheapest, safest, fullest and sweetest rounds of sex.

kzubyar:
. See the little analysis I did

Do u know that marriage is the cheapest way of having sex? According to my research. ‪U pay N50000 bride price once off and you stay with the woman for 20 years which is N2500 per year. Meaning per month, you are paying N208.3 and N52. per week while daily, all you pay is N7.4. So why would men pay Prostitutes for N5000 or more only for one round of sex, When you can get N7.4 per day for as many rounds as you want. This is a big discount

Saraki is too be big to be your son. But, you may however, have him as a son outside the wedlock.

Ops have said it all. All those things that provokes ones sexual urge are catalyst for Zina. We must particularly be weary of social media and indulgence of private conservation with opposite sex (who is not our mahram).
Zina is a global challenge and we must not take it lightly as it leads to wrath of Allah. May Allah help not to be in the swim of this immorality and protect us all from it.

Eku ishe

I wish you a happy birth date, long life and prosperity. Congratulations Sir!

Saraki is a thief, just like other thieves going freely in the political space. His loot is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf. But, he is not being sincerly and objectively prosecuted rather is being persecuted by his detractors.

Sai Leader as he is fondly called in his colony.

Hmm! Saraki is a maradona

It's pretty nice, but all is vanity......

OMG! Na them be the Science Students

For no reason may we not be imprisoned.

I'm confident Saraki is on top of his game. The plot is too late to actualize.

Employers of house help/maid are liable to die young.

May his soul rest in peace. My prayers are with his family.

Is already done and dusted by The White Angels.

OMG! Agbako Nla.