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falconey:


Nigga thanks for this idea, aisha don die today
and she no sabi hold returning fare.

Haba! You wan use this formular for Aisha abi? E no go work cos na him dey quote you so. Holy ghost ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

That's really commendable.

Agbako that has no part...

For the wicked soul, if not apprehended on the surface of earth there would be no hide out on the day of reckoning. Must it be by force to be wealthy or rich nii?

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The icon, sage and legend of Yoruba descent is gone.... He's an achiever and great role model.

Alhamdulillahi. Disappointment is the portion of wailing wailers and their paymasters. Fayose is surely shocked and his boxer must be wet for hearing this.
No matter how bad Buhari's performance is, no one is expected to wish him death. To leave his seat is not to leave the world.

APC, fragmented structure from the onset...

Some of the guys here on Nairaland are naive, subjective and bias. What I want is a united, better and prosperous Nigeria. To split can only make each region worse than ever. Our problems lies largely with leadership, and partly with us (the led). Where is that sense of duty and responsibility to fix the nation as it were or the sincerity of being taken to the promised land if we split? Do you have answers to my questions?

May Allah forgive him and bless his soul with Jannat Fridaouz ameen.

amstamon:
How would Allah blesses his soul wit *Jedi* and *ferouze* ?

Park well, ignorance is a disease. Must you comment even you have nothing reasonable to contribute? Am not here for that rubbish biko.

Everyone with sexual urges is vulnerable but Nurse is much more vulnerable.... Am just thinking loud nii

Over a hundred first class graduands, is something else. Is it that easy?

SegunAdewole:
These Ibo people sef... why God give them brain like this?

Olorun oo..... ejo emi na fe di Ibo.

You can swap your soo and become one

And she was blessed at birth. This is a daughter and would be wife/mother of somebody. Really, some dangerous elements have gotten into their senses, and as such the factory setting of their faculties had been greatly affected.

Two prolific kar*wa*...

2 prolific kar*wa...

2 prolific karuwa...

Mazi is high on weed. Is he a God?

It was not only nasty but crazy.

As Romelu Lukaku’s transfer to Manchester United drew to a close and the papers announced that, ‘a deal has been agreed, subject to a medical,’ it suddenly dawned on me that if Lukaku fails his medical, he may not become a Manchester United player. But then, what were the chances of him failing his medical? It’s not that he had just started playing football. In fact, it is very rare when you hear that a player has failed one. So then, is it time for clubs to do away with the medical?


Once a deal has been agreed with the selling club and personal terms agreed with the player, he then arrives for his medical. Every player is different and hence no two players have the same medicals. There is no standard medical checkup for every club. The clubs are free to follow there own procedures and have their own way of doing things. Suppose a player has had a calf injury in the past, his medical would focus more on the calf to check the probability of him having another such injury in the future.

Clubs can take up to 2-3 days to conduct a medical- which consists of a club doctor, a physiotherapist and a fitness team. Once the result is out, the information is passed onto the manager and a decision is taken.

I have always thought that a medical is all about passing. But I realised, it’s not. It is important to understand that medical is not something which you pass and get selected This is not some school exam where even with a passing mark you get promoted to the next class. The stakes are much bigger this time.

Imagine that you spent £35m on a player and he passed his medicals only to later to find out that that player is not fit to play because of some reason. You might end up spending more time getting the player fit than the player playing for your club- not to forget the weekly wages that you are paying him just to be sidelined.


Dr Charlotte Cowie, a FA Doctor says that her team never really “pass” or “fail” a player. She adds, “One man’s fail is another man’s pass. It really depends on where the player is injury-wise, what the manager and the club want from that player and what it’s going to cost. It’s a risk-benefit analysis.”

You might all remember when Loic Remy ‘failed’ his medical at Liverpool and ‘passed’ it at Chelsea. So how did that happen? The answer is simple- Liverpool probably found something wrong in his medicals and thought it was best not to take a chance, whereas Chelsea thought the opposite.

A BBC sport reporter asked Dr Charlotte Cowie about how the players feel when they are going through a medical exam for a new club: “Sometimes they are anxious you are going to find out something they didn’t know about or something they did know but didn’t want you to know. You can’t always expect them to give you all the information about their injuries.”

Back in the old days, a medical didn’t involve checking the heart status of a player as it was considered young people won’t face such issues. But with time, things changed. You might all remember Marc Vivien Foe and Phil O’Donnell who succumbed to undiagnosed heart problems. Another player to have a heart attack while on the pitch was Fabric Muamba. The Bolton midfielder was lucky enough to survive. After previous tragedies, players have a regular check-up to detect any heart related issues.

Depending on the time clubs have at hand, MRI scans, blood tests and cardiac screenings are also conducted. Clubs doctors may also include a urine test which could help indicate health related issues like diabetes.


The medical team also check the musculoskeletal stability-the strength of the back and the lower abdomen. This test helps determine if a player will have any problems with his hamstrings or quads which is a common aliment for a footballer.

Players are told to do a number of squats, lunges and hop test which will reveal whether or not a player is fit enough to play 50+ games a season. Joints, key muscle and weak spots, if any, will also be assessed during the checkup. The pelvis is a key area which most of the doctors check as it a very crucial area for both the upper and the lower body strength.

Player’s position also influence the medicals- for goalkeepers, medics pay more attention to the shoulder, wrist, hands and elbows.


The timing of the transfer is very important when it comes to the medicals. For the winter transfer window, clubs are looking for players who are ready to hit the ground running. As there is no pre-season after the winter transfer window, clubs do not prefer players who have not played for a couple of months. Also, being the middle of the season, clubs do not prefer players who are injured. However, there have been exceptions to this in the past.

The medical examination changes on the deadline day, as there is a lot of panic and rush to sign the player before time runs out. It is a very quick examination and if time permits, the player is sent for a scan. While at other times, the club just has to make the decision based on the facts available and trust the player that he is telling the truth. However, there are cases where clubs have made mistakes - the best being Falcao to Manchester United.

May Allah forgive him and bless his soul with Jannat Fridaouz ameen.

Isn't it better to celebrate this bookworm cum sage, than to be facilitating immortality like Big Brother Africa abi Nigeria they called it...

Same Same, nothing remarkable. MTN is good at eating our money with below standard services.

This happened today at Federal Housing Estate, Lugbe, Abuja. FHA is in Abuja Municipal Area Council, and it's about 15 kilometers away from the capital city.
However, the herdsmen are also seen in areas like Jabi, Utako, Lokogoma, Apo etc.
Hence, I am confused and amazed if the seat of power has become a grazing land.

This is shocking and disastrous....

Dino Melaye always come to mind whenever Remi Tinubu is on point...

Yinkame123:
Are we saying all what prophet muhammad peace be upon him did not do is forbideen for us to do? Are we saying prophet muhammad peace be upon him has done everything and nothing is left. Remember prophet muhammad did not pray taraweeh in jamat and we did. Is that not innovation as well?. Similarly, how do we place the hadeeth that says ' when human dies all his/her deeds has ended except of any of these three, zadakat jariya, al-hilm yan fahu bi, or waladu soliha yadihu bia?

Aisha reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever innovates something into this matter of ours which does not belong to it will have it rejected.”

In another narration, the Prophet said, “Whoever performs a deed that is not in accordance with our matter will have it rejected.”

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ al-Bukhārī 2550, Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 1718

Grade: Muttafaqun Alayhi (authenticity agreed upon) according to Al-Bukhari and Muslim

Al-Irbad ibn Sariya reported: One day the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, stood up among us and he admonished us so eloquently that it moved our hearts and made tears come to our eyes. It was said, “O Messenger of Allah, you have given us a farewell sermon, so what do you commit us to?” The Prophet said, “You must fear Allah, listen to and obey your leaders, even if an Abyssinian slave is put in charge over you. Whoever lives among you will see many disputes, so beware of newly invented matters for they are misguidance. Whoever sees them must adhere to my tradition and the tradition of the upright, guided successors. Bite onto it with your back teeth.”

Source: Sunan al-Tirmidhī 2676

Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to At-Tirmidhi

The prophet (S.A.W.) was the first who made praying the Taraweeh in congregation Sunnah (recommended), and then he left it fearing that it may become obligatory upon his Ummah. Imams Bukhari and Muslim have reported that A’eeshah (R.A.) said that the prophet (S.A.W.) prayed once in the Masjid in one of the night of Ramadan. People joined him, and then more people joined him in the next night. Then more people waited for the prophet (S.A.W.) in the third and the fourth (night), but the prophet (S.A.W.) did not come out to them. In the next morning, the prophet (S.A.W.) said: "I have seen what you did, nothing had prevented me from coming out to you except that I feared that it may become obligatory upon you."

You have said it all....is quite an unfortunate situation.