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Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 8:50am On Aug 06, 2017
Phi001:
PSG paid Barca 218m euros, how much will your new employer pay your old employer?
Please can you come again.....................................................................

grin grin grin
Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 8:49am On Aug 06, 2017
slam7000:
Neymar does not need to be a graduate to be effective in his workplace.

He might not be fluent in English but he is in Portuguese. You don't understand Portuguese, do you?

Neymar exhibits confidence not pride. You are not humble and meek otherwise you wouldn't be writing this. You are jealous.

Neymar need aggression and appropriate degree of rebellion to execute his job.

He is Neymar jnr, he is also first born. Neymar snr is his dad.

You do not have better qualities than him.
Just hear yourself out... And you were serious as if you're Neymar's brother. grin grin grin
Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 8:43am On Aug 06, 2017
Willie2015:
This is the hard fact about life, the summary is in the below statement in Ecc 9 :11

I have observed something else under the sun.
The fastest runner doesn't always win the race,
and the strongest warrior doesn't always win the battle.
The wise sometimes go hungry,
and the skillful are not necessarily wealthy.
And those who are educated don't always lead successful lives.
It is all decided by chance, by being in the right place at the right time.


Spot on...
Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 8:42am On Aug 06, 2017
LordOfNaira:
I disagree with you about English. Neymar is from Brazil and the official language of Brazil is portuguese. I am sure he has better communication skills than you when it comes to portuguese.

Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 8:37am On Aug 06, 2017
Assuming your annual salary in euro is £500,000:

Neymar earns €3,424 per hour.
It takes him 146 hours
to earn your annual salary.
If you had started working
in the year 1957
you'd earn his annual salary by now.
Neymar's annual salary is equivalent to
the cost of 130 Ferraris.
It takes you 5 months
to get one.

It took PSG €222M to get Neymar.
If €222M is converted into €5 banknotes,
they can cover the surface area of
46 Camp Nous.
And you need to attend
12,333,334 PSG home games
to help PSG recover the cost.
Since you've started this test:
You have earned:
€0.28
Neymar has earned:
€16.50
Speechless.
Career › Re: Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 8:36am On Aug 06, 2017
kaboninc:
He is not yet an employer.

Lets wait until he becomes one.
Read between the lines na, haba!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Aboard Ethiopian Airlines Slumps, Dies Of High Grams Of Drug In Body by Bimpe29(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Am not surprised ra ra
Why are you not surprised? What are you thinking?
Politics › Kebbi's Rice Pyramid VS Ekiti Stomach Infrastructure by Bimpe29(op): 5:03pm On Aug 04, 2017
Fayose became the Governor of Ekiti state in 2014 while Bagudu became Governor of Kebbi state in 2015, while Bagudu took N4bn to BOI, got counter funding and got 78,000 people cultivating rice (employment), my own governor Fayose took N4.7 to build the first flyover in Ekiti state, while the farmers in Kebbi have sold their rice to Lagos state (LAKE RICE) and have moved on to increasing their farm size, my Governor is still battling with how to complete the humongous project that won't provide a single sustainable job.

While the Kebbi state Governor saw the potentials in processing by partnering with WACOT to provide a N10 billion rice mill that have a production capacity of 100,000 tonnes annually; silos for storing 18,000 tonnes of paddy and a warehouse for storing additional 12,000 tonnes of paddy. When operational, it is expected to generate direct and indirect employment for 3,500 people and its procurement will reach out to 50,000 farmers my own Governor Fayose has approved the construction of another governor's office, another high court, reconstruction of the road to his village (even though its next to mine) for several billions of naira.

Kebbi state is not owing any salary and the state government didn't blame it on PMB whereas Ekiti is owing pensioners as much as 11months while civil servants have 6months unpaid salaries, the difference between these Governors is called good governance with the people at the centre of it.

If you think Fayose is your best Governor because he gives people 1kg of rice plus N500, you need to have your head examined especially if you are from Ekiti state, for those of you that are not from Ekiti state and assume Fayose is the best governor because he insults PMB, you are part of the larger problem, please go to your state and compare your Governor with Kebbi state Governor, after that, come back and make your comment

NOTE - Bagudu inherited N83bn debt from the previous government, he didn't blame it on the past government

Culled from Aduloju Olabayo's wall
Career › Dear Employer, Have You Seen Neymar New Salary Breakdown? – Nigerian by Bimpe29(op): 11:49am On Aug 04, 2017
Reactions continue to trail Neymar’s €222m move from Barcelona to Paris Saint-Germain, and a Nigerian has issued a hilarious warning to his employer.

The Nigerian, Ayodimeji Badejoko, in a Facebook post, highlighted his qualities, which he noted far supersede the 25-year-old Brazillian’s, before concluding with “Do the needful before you start counting your loss like Barcelona FC.”

He wrote

Dear employer,
Shame on you.
Have you seen #Neymar new salary breakdown?
He is a community primary school dropout but I am a graduate,
He can’t communicate in English but my communication skills are great assets,
He exhibits extreme pride but I am humble & meek,
He is rebellious and could be violent at workplace but I am very jovial and a team player.
He is Neymar Jnr but I am a first born.
With all these bad traits, he still got a new pay package.
I have better qualities than #Neymar
Do the needful before you start counting your loss like BarcelonaFC.
Yours faithfully,
#ayoSpecie
Health › Re: Obituary Of The 23-year-old UNIZIK Student Who Died From Malaria by Bimpe29(m): 10:58am On Aug 04, 2017
Priscy01:
Nigerian lady who passed on after a brief illness. She was an Undergraduate at Nnamdi Azikiwe University.

We recently brought you reports about a Lady who passed on after a brief illness..

According to what we’ve gathered, the deceased is a 23 year old, and she was an undergraduate at Nnamdi Azikiwe University.

She will be buried on Friday, August 4th in her hometown, Umuajani/Umuezeani village, Akwaeze, in Anaocha Local Government Area of Anambra State.

One of her close friends, who paid a tribute to her, wrote;



http://drinosblog..co.ke/2017/08/see-obituary-of-23-year-old-nigerian.html
If we all realize how temporal and uncertain the life is, the world would have been modest and better.
Islam › Re: A Beautiful Mosque In Turkey Designed Based On A Verse Of Qur'an by Bimpe29(m): 10:34am On Aug 04, 2017
This is magnificently beautiful...
Islam › Re: Islamic Rulings On Genotype In Marriage by Bimpe29(m): 10:00am On Aug 04, 2017
AlBaqir:
# Obviously you meant Jabata/Abu ibeji's ruling on Genotype, and not Islamic ruling?!

* And if you meant Islamic ruling, we await all the verses of the Quran and ahadith that talks about "GENOTYPE".
Please what is Jabata/Abu Ibeji's ruling on genotype?
Islam › Re: Fiqh Of Menstruation 2 by Bimpe29(m): 9:45am On Aug 04, 2017
Jazakallahu khair. This is hugely educative and informative for our ladies. However, they should (menstruating women) be reminded that the 5 daily obligatory prayers during their periods are waived by Allah in His mercy but the missed days of Ramadhan are not.
Islam › Re: The Virtues Of Reciting Suratul Al-kahf On Friday. by Bimpe29(m): 9:36am On Aug 04, 2017
omobamatrix:
All the praises and thanks be to Allah, who sent down to his slave (Muhammad, sal Allahu alaihi WA salam) the book (the Qur'an) and has not placed therein any crookedness. [ Al-kahf 18:1]

Different surahs exist in the holy Qur'an and these surahs has so much in them in terms of meaning. It is our duty to try our best and learn understand, recite, practise and to share the knowledge to others.

Al-kahf, named after the cave and the people of the cave. This surah is often played on our airwaves every Friday and many of us do read this surah on daily basis or weekly specially on friday. I particularly read it often, i love narrations.[/color]
The Stories in the Surah.[color=#000000]

1: A few believers fled a city for fear of been persecuted and took refuge in a cave, the sleepoff and later woke to found that the people of the city had become believers.

2:The verses 32-44 discuses a parable of two men, one who was blessed with gardens and the other the poor. The rich man did wrong by showing off is wealth and noble lineage and also telling the poor man "I am greater than you in wealth and men" his wealth was later destroyed and he later rectified is statement by saying Allah is indeed is Lord, there is no power except with Allah. [Al-kahf 18:38] .

3: The third story in the surah is that of Musa or Mosses ( may peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) traveling to gain knowledge from another servant of Allah even has a nahbi, Allah made him search for knowledge.

4: This is story of Dhul-Qarnayn a very wealthy and powerful man who never abused the power because of the fear of Allah. He governed according to the wish of Allah.[/color]

What are the benefits of reciting suratul Al-kahf? [color=#000000]


According to a narration from Abu Saee'd Al khudri who said " who ever reads surah kahf on Friday, light shall shine forth for him from that friday to another "

Another narration says "The one who reads and understand it with firm conviction and believe will be protected from the trial of dajjal" dajjal means and include

1: A test from people to take away our faith and religion from us
2: The test of wealth, the will come and say worship me and you will never go hungry, i will make you rich.
3: The test of knowledge ( in that what is right will be considered wrong and what is wrong right and it would be believed.
4: The test of power ( where people would love to be powerful and want to command authority so the begin to worship the devil because the dajjal will instruct them to do that.


Protections, power authority and kingdom will be for Allah alone La ilaha ill-Allah none has the right to be worshipped but Allah! Jummah Mubarak!
Jazakallahu khair for this precious reminder. May we be rightly guided always.

Juma'at Mubaraq!
Islam › Is Ritual Bath Of Juma'at Valid For Obligatory Prayer (Salat)? by Bimpe29(op): 9:27am On Aug 04, 2017
Assallamu aleikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. Is ritual bath recommended to be taken on Fridays valid and sufficient for Salat, ie Juma'at (Friday) prayer without having to perform ablution on top of the ritual bath?
Politics › Re: Lady's Leg And Bag Spotted In Dino Melaye's New Photo by Bimpe29(m): 2:19pm On Aug 03, 2017
Mnn, Naija and amebo are like 5 & 6. grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Father Of 5 Beats His Girlfriend To Death On Her Birthday, Over Infideli by Bimpe29(m): 9:43am On Aug 03, 2017
hedonistic:
Fidelity, for men, is even deadlier. You get to miss out on the richness and fullness of experiences that life has to offer. Grave injustice to oneself, and to your hustle for money. Life is too short and meaningless to mindlessly latch on to ludicrous carnal loyalties.

Bad things happen often, to unlucky people.... Faithful or unfaithful, good or evil, holy or unholy. People who had never boarded a plane in their entire lives were killed by a plane crash, right in the supposed 'safety' of their own homes! Example: Dana Airline crash of June, 2012. Now, rationalise that. Same way faithful men get bleeped up by their own wives, and by the rest of the world. It's called time and chance, and it happens to even the best of them.

It's just the way life is. Don't attribute inevitable happenstance to one's life choices.
Mnn! Your thought it is... However, it is a free world, whose resulting effect is known and adjudged in the next world. What is right is clear, fidelity. And, what is wrong is also clear, infidelity.
Crime › Re: Thief Jumps Into A Canal In Festac Town, Lagos To Evade Jungle Justice. Photos by Bimpe29(m): 5:57am On Aug 03, 2017
Stealing private or public valuables is deadly. Let us be angry with those stealing our public funds as well, not only with private thieves.
Politics › Re: Body Of Hadiza, Sule Lamido's Daughter Arrives Nigeria For Burial by Bimpe29(m): 5:54am On Aug 03, 2017
Allahumo ighifiri laha war'amha.
Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Sneaked Out Of NYSC Camp & Came Into Our House, This Happened by Bimpe29(m): 10:06pm On Aug 02, 2017
She isn't a good house wife material. Don't you have a plan B? If yes, you may switch to the alternate plan.
Family › Re: Director Catches Driver Having Sex With His Wife In His Home by Bimpe29(m): 9:09pm On Aug 02, 2017
What an unfortunate life story? I only know of this in nollywood movies...
Celebrities › Re: Bizzyaski Bisola Ojikutu Explains Why Having Tattoos Is Not A Sin by Bimpe29(m): 3:50pm On Aug 02, 2017
They don't know the worth, value and holiness of Prophet Isa (Jesus), may the peace of Allah be upon him. They easily and freely attribute virtually all the nasty things to him, all in the name of the bogus belief that he died for their sins.
Health › Re: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by Bimpe29(m): 3:43pm On Aug 02, 2017
Akwa-Ibom, Cross River and Edo States are known for that, sex is as free as air. The statistic is however, worrisome.
Politics › Re: AGF, EFCC Head For Showdown Over High-profile Case Files by Bimpe29(m): 3:23pm On Aug 02, 2017
Apparently, Buhari led administration is highly fragmented and lacking cohesion...
Crime › Re: Father Of 5 Beats His Girlfriend To Death On Her Birthday, Over Infideli by Bimpe29(m): 3:04pm On Aug 02, 2017
One of the common problems these days, is infidelity/extra marital affairs. It is deadly, illicit and retrogressive.
Travel › Re: My Experience At Inagbe Grand Resorts & Leisure Lagos (pictures Included) by Bimpe29(m): 2:56pm On Aug 02, 2017
Do they have pitch there?
Politics › Re: Yoruba People In The North Dissociate Themselves From Call For Oduduwa Republic by Bimpe29(m): 2:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
Yoruba secession is uncalled for.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Makes New Appointments (Full List) by Bimpe29(m): 2:44pm On Aug 02, 2017
Countdown:
He was lucky to have been retained at all by the present government. He was and still a friend to the former government led by GEJ. I was surprised to see him reappointed. I guess he was appointed because of his corruption free record. He will go far in his career if he maintains his current record.
Haba! Lucky for being demoted?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Cancels Kaduna Visit. See Reactions by Bimpe29(m): 2:43pm On Aug 02, 2017
Nbote:
D madness dat wanted to kill him has somehow pitied him.. As an igboman, I have nothing against Nnamdi Kanu but most of his actions are ill advised. Most of us nwafo igbos know d problem with our region goes way beyond d so called agitation...
Chude and you, are special breed of Igbo. The cause must be tackled, not the effects.
Celebrities › Re: Kudirat Odukanmi Eluyemi Battling Stroke For The Past 12 Months by Bimpe29(m): 2:24pm On Aug 02, 2017
Allah will grant her quick and sound recovery aameen.
Politics › Re: I Have Stopped Collecting Pension In Kwara – Saraki by Bimpe29(m): 12:54pm On Aug 02, 2017
Mmn! Saraki said he has stopped drawing pension. As he stopped looting the monthly allocation and IGR of the State? He has however, done more harm than good to the Government and People of Kwara State.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Lists Items Stolen From His House In Abuja by Bimpe29(m): 12:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
Stealing is corruption anywhere, anytime. But, the thieves would have justified their evil act with the belief that the stolen items are products of criminal acquisitions.

Their own share of National Cake... grin grin grin

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