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the guy said it works, you can make calls, go on the internet bla bla

atleast he did not deny that its not original

mikkyangel:
See blow....(boths pictures show original)...

while in the video(i busterd this seller today), u will observe that, the tmobile incription looks like TOM AND jERRY...9Cartoon writing)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXUg4LQlAA

OneCorner:
Burn his best clothes

His only clothes you mean?

as soon as MMM guiders started advertising winthrills i knew doomsday was nigh
cos u cant go into winthrills with MMM mindset, i just decided to withdraw and see how things goes.
We hope things stabilizes soon so we can continue with our program

Suddenly this is supposed to be good news abi? that DSS as DSS o... not ordinary police, not RRS, not SSS b but DSS has to be drafted to eject people and reinstate picnic or Pinnick? The matter definitly no go end here na and na so e go continue. The official politicizing of NFF. FIFA go ban us last last.

wow... this deal is just wowwwww!!! well done mikky

NEYMAR is the only reason I will forgive VICTOR MOSES

binarykid:
Messi Missed a penalty in this world cup, C.Ronaldo Followed suit
Messi Left the the world cup in R16, C.Ronaldo Followed Suit
When will this RIVALRY ever end?

another fact is dat de both conceded 2 goals each from 2 PSG players

Messi Missed a penalty in this world cup, C.Ronaldo Followed suit
Messi Left the the world cup in R16, C.Ronaldo Followed Suit
When will this RIVALRY ever end?

I tot I had warned them about not playing with our ASEO EBI?
last time we use this Saudi jersey how many we collect?

Musa did his research and he knew that the keeper is a film director.

So How can you score a film director?

Cut, cut, cut and then shoot

If you know HIM, then you will understand what happened to that penalty.

Nigeria must wear this aso ebi on tuesday oooo
Na there the jaaz de

ARGENTINA...... WE DIE THERE!!!!!!

Fellow NIGERIANS it is time!!!!

If you know you know

With all that CR7 has done today... Hmmm my body is doing me somehow ooo. Can we change group?

.... guys make una no vex na. These pictures were doctored. the real curvy photos would be released soon.

Need a hitman?.... Ramos knows exactly how to get the job done.

From this point on... experience wins the game datsall.

Mobil filling station, THIEVES ! OLE !! 419 JATI JATI !!! Imagine the bombastic audacity of this bastardly nimcompoops ?
They tried it mehn ! ��

So I drive into the filling station on Kudirat Abiola way and ask the attendant to sell N4,000 fuel:

Attendant: Sister good day I like your hair o ! (There is wide cunning grin on his face.)

Me: Thanks. ( I start pressing my phone to avoid further conversation. Just sell my fuel lemme gerrout)

Attendant: I am done

I look up to see he has stopped the tank at N500.

Me: I said 4,000. Why did you stop it ?

Him: I thought you said N500.

Me: Are your ears paining you? How does N4000 sound like N500 ? Give me N4000 PLEASE.
(I know where this is heading because they have tried this rubbish with me before. I am hoping my rude tone will give him sufficient warning. Not today Satan)

I look down and continue pressing my phone.

Attendant: I am done.

I look up again to see that he has stopped it at N3,500.

Me: Is there a problem here ? I said sell N4,000.

Him: I already sold N500. This is the balance.

Me: But you did not clear the N500 to start from zero. You continued from N500. So complete my N4000.
(Meanwhile I had already paid N4000 with a POS)

Attendant: Madam you were not looking. You were pressing your phone.

Me: (Feeling my irritation rising with the speed of lightning with little patience for this obvious manipulation, I got out of the car and face him)
I know you have siphoned N500 in like 1000 places today but you have tried it with the wrong person. Fill my tank to the N4000 I paid or give me back my N500.

Him: Madam abeg I don sell your fuel.

Me: You want to try me abi ? I say fill up my balance this instance iwo omo ale jati jati yi ! ( At this point my voice is high and the other attendants gather round supporting him.)
The cars behind are horning impatiently on the queue.

Co-attendant: Madam please park infront let them sell to other people.

Me: Is like the petrol fumes you people inhale is making you high. I am not moving anywhere today.

I remove my tusk necklace that I bought from Lekki art market.

I hold it close to my lips and murmur a few words on it. They all back away a step or two and look at me suspiciously. I fake spit on it and hold it out palm facing upwards.

Me: If you don't give me back my N500 now or fill my tank to N4000. You will die in 500 days time and by tomorrow morning your penis wil be the size of this thing.
If you are innocent nothing will happen to you. If you are guilty your family will mourn you in 500 days.

At first he looks at me in disbelief and suspicion. Then fear supercedes all reasoning and he breaks into a forced smile.

"Ahhh sister na wa o. E never reach to use your aristo jazz for me nah. Abeg come collect your fuel I no want wahala."

Me: I will teach you a lesson you will never forget. I will make you a scape goat here.
I don't want the fuel again.

I entered my car and made to drive off. He runs to the front of the car and starts begging.
"Na play I dey I dey play abeg collect your fuel o"
The other attendants start begging on his behalf.
Me: Dey look face before you try this your nonsense with people. You go jam trailer one day all of you. I don't want the fuel again leave me alone.

After much pleading and begging. I allow him to to fuel my car. He tops it to N4500.

Him: See I don give you extra N500. No curse my prick abeg !
Me: I didnt ask you to. I don't need it. Is it not from the money you have scammed from people today ?

Lagos. All of us are mad here.
If you came here sane you are definitely leaving with a few screws unhinged. And if you were born with some screws unhinged like me...well...may the power of the 'Bleck Penther' be with you.

Mobil filling station, THIEVES ! OLE !! 419 JATI JATI !!! Imagine the bombastic audacity of this bastardly nimcompoops ?
They tried it mehn ! ��

So I drive into the filling station on Kudirat Abiola way and ask the attendant to sell N4,000 fuel:

Attendant: Sister good day I like your hair o ! (There is wide cunning grin on his face.)

Me: Thanks. ( I start pressing my phone to avoid further conversation. Just sell my fuel lemme gerrout)

Attendant: I am done

I look up to see he has stopped the tank at N500.

Me: I said 4,000. Why did you stop it ?

Him: I thought you said N500.

Me: Are your ears paining you? How does N4000 sound like N500 ? Give me N4000 PLEASE.
(I know where this is heading because they have tried this rubbish with me before. I am hoping my rude tone will give him sufficient warning. Not today Satan)

I look down and continue pressing my phone.

Attendant: I am done.

I look up again to see that he has stopped it at N3,500.

Me: Is there a problem here ? I said sell N4,000.

Him: I already sold N500. This is the balance.

Me: But you did not clear the N500 to start from zero. You continued from N500. So complete my N4000.
(Meanwhile I had already paid N4000 with a POS)

Attendant: Madam you were not looking. You were pressing your phone.

Me: (Feeling my irritation rising with the speed of lightning with little patience for this obvious manipulation, I got out of the car and face him)
I know you have siphoned N500 in like 1000 places today but you have tried it with the wrong person. Fill my tank to the N4000 I paid or give me back my N500.

Him: Madam abeg I don sell your fuel.

Me: You want to try me abi ? I say fill up my balance this instance iwo omo ale jati jati yi ! ( At this point my voice is high and the other attendants gather round supporting him.)
The cars behind are horning impatiently on the queue.

Co-attendant: Madam please park infront let them sell to other people.

Me: Is like the petrol fumes you people inhale is making you high. I am not moving anywhere today.

I remove my tusk necklace that I bought from Lekki art market.

I hold it close to my lips and murmur a few words on it. They all back away a step or two and look at me suspiciously. I fake spit on it and hold it out palm facing upwards.

Me: If you don't give me back my N500 now or fill my tank to N4000. You will die in 500 days time and by tomorrow morning your penis wil be the size of this thing.
If you are innocent nothing will happen to you. If you are guilty your family will mourn you in 500 days.

At first he looks at me in disbelief and suspicion. Then fear supercedes all reasoning and he breaks into a forced smile.

"Ahhh sister na wa o. E never reach to use your aristo jazz for me nah. Abeg come collect your fuel I no want wahala."

Me: I will teach you a lesson you will never forget. I will make you a scape goat here.
I don't want the fuel again.

I entered my car and made to drive off. He runs to the front of the car and starts begging.
"Na play I dey I dey play abeg collect your fuel o"
The other attendants start begging on his behalf.
Me: Dey look face before you try this your nonsense with people. You go jam trailer one day all of you. I don't want the fuel again leave me alone.

After much pleading and begging. I allow him to to fuel my car. He tops it to N4500.

Him: See I don give you extra N500. No curse my prick abeg !
Me: I didnt ask you to. I don't need it. Is it not from the money you have scammed from people today ?

Lagos. All of us are mad here.
If you came here sane you are definitely leaving with a few screws unhinged. And if you were born with some screws unhinged like me...well...may the power of the 'Bleck Penther' be with you.

mikky d adviser/consultant.

very honest and legit info u have given bro.. thumbs up 2 u

mikkyangel:
Lol, u enter dubai come run? Den no tell u say d place nor good for n9ja huslers?

Ok bro, pls...run from uk...if ur thinking of hustling, yanky/Canada is d real deal!

Now u have a kids and wifee, meaning u go leave dem behind to come yanky come husle...bro this will take atlist 2.5yrs to get ur kpali(green) if ur lucky....e no sound good for ear(my friends who did this, have been stuck here in yanky ,som of dem 4yrs and counting.,others 2 to 3yrs,..madam dey n9ja dey say she done tire to wait for den to come home), and pls forget about applying for a job from n9ja to come and work in usa.....it's gonna be really difficult!!..Yes, ur usa employer must prove that there is no one living in usa more qualified to get the job than u way dey n9ja..

Am currently in Canada, (visiting...day 4) my advice is.....go for express entry(apply with wife and kids).....

I have seen almost half a dozen families who came here via express entry(but ..so so many came tru...asylee)..and I tell u, dey are happy!!


Pls concentrate on Canada express entry, u or ur wife should apply depending on ur qualification..


9yrs ago, I applied for federal skilled work program...cic.gc.ca, my application was denied, dem say my work area is filled up(hotel manager), and dey sent .my cash via money order back.....$550..

Also gained admission in 3 schools in canada, but didnot go for visa application...(so many peeps disapointed me with account bal..not enough cash in my account)..

Today, am in canada Visa free..(greencard)...

SO DONT GIVE UP......nairaland is ur best bet for info..this site has impacted POSITIVELY in my life!!

Abeg, all discussions should be here ohhh, no one should send me pVt message....am so so so busy!!!

posted by blogger Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare on facebook.

The Summary!

YES, I WAS NEARLY RAPED!

You read that correctly. I was nearly raped, and this was not the first or second time. It was the third attempt! This is why my heart always wail when I hear of rape attempts.

The latest incident happened at about 11:05pm on Friday, 4th May, 2018. I had decided to live in Port Harcourt for a while at the end of my NYSC. A friend of mine came to live with me. Although I prefer living alone, it was OK by me, due to the temporary nature of my stay in Port Harcourt.

My friend told me days earlier that his one time girlfriend will be coming from Abuja to stay with us briefly, while arranging an apartment for herself. I never knew that a sex addict had come to live with us.

First, out of nothing, she playfully held my penis one day. I sternly warned her never to try that again. She mocked me, saying bitterly:
"You go die of spiritual congeal, as you no wan chop me." I told my friend when we were alone. I don't know if he confronted her or not.

This girl kept making attempts, which I repeatedly rebuffed. Each time I told my friend, he will say:
"This babe like you pass me. F**k this girl, my guy, no dey dull yourself; I no wan marry her. She too like f**k."

On Friday, May 4th, 2018, she started a sexual conversation with me. I got infuriated and left for the spacious parlour to continue my blogging activities. I never knew that she had locked the gate and kept the key where I could not locate it.

She bashed into the parlour and continued her erotic talk. I left her to dress up and go out until my friend returns. That was when I noticed the locked gate.

I called my friend and narrated everything to him, but he just encouraged me to give her what she wants. I was shocked. Meanwhile, she had removed all her clothes, with the exception of her panties. I was not moved by her beautiful shape and size. I called my friend again, and asked him to tell his girl to get away from me. His response was even worse than the first. After I dropped the call, she smiled triumphantly and taunted me.

Then, she attacked me in an effort to force issues. She left me with a deep injury on my right thumb. Blood started gushing out from the injury caused by her bite. I refused to give in. My friend returned home at that point. He started beating her and screaming at her.

Eventually, I got my injury treated. I gave the she-devil quit notice. She moved out of my house on Sunday, 6th May, 2018.

I'm still dazed. How do people even enjoy intercourse without mutual consent? Every rapist is a coward! Leave people alone if they don't want you.

~ SIR A-ONE

Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a full-time blogger and literatus.

¶¶¶¶¶
Special Thanks to Mekepowei Ezra Takembo for his special role. And to everyone who did advise me in one way or the other on this issue, I salute you all from the deepest cave of my very existence.
#SAQ #Pengician #Widestforum

THE BLOGGER BY NAME Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare SHARED THIS ON FACEBOOK.

The Summary!

YES, I WAS NEARLY RAPED!

You read that correctly. I was nearly raped, and this was not the first or second time. It was the third attempt! This is why my heart always wail when I hear of rape attempts.

The latest incident happened at about 11:05pm on Friday, 4th May, 2018. I had decided to live in Port Harcourt for a while at the end of my NYSC. A friend of mine came to live with me. Although I prefer living alone, it was OK by me, due to the temporary nature of my stay in Port Harcourt.

My friend told me days earlier that his one time girlfriend will be coming from Abuja to stay with us briefly, while arranging an apartment for herself. I never knew that a sex addict had come to live with us.

First, out of nothing, she playfully held my penis one day. I sternly warned her never to try that again. She mocked me, saying bitterly:
"You go die of spiritual congeal, as you no wan chop me." I told my friend when we were alone. I don't know if he confronted her or not.

This girl kept making attempts, which I repeatedly rebuffed. Each time I told my friend, he will say:
"This babe like you pass me. Bleep this girl, my guy, no dey dull yourself; I no wan marry her. She too like Bleep."

On Friday, May 4th, 2018, she started a sexual conversation with me. I got infuriated and left for the spacious parlour to continue my blogging activities. I never knew that she had locked the gate and kept the key where I could not locate it.

She bashed into the parlour and continued her erotic talk. I left her to dress up and go out until my friend returns. That was when I noticed the locked gate.

I called my friend and narrated everything to him, but he just encouraged me to give her what she wants. I was shocked. Meanwhile, she had removed all her clothes, with the exception of her panties. I was not moved by her beautiful shape and size. I called my friend again, and asked him to tell his girl to get away from me. His response was even worse than the first. After I dropped the call, she smiled triumphantly and taunted me.

Then, she attacked me in an effort to force issues. She left me with a deep injury on my right thumb. Blood started gushing out from the injury caused by her bite. I refused to give in. My friend returned home at that point. He started beating her and screaming at her.

Eventually, I got my injury treated. I gave the she-devil quit notice. She moved out of my house on Sunday, 6th May, 2018.

I'm still dazed. How do people even enjoy intercourse without mutual consent? Every rapist is a coward! Leave people alone if they don't want you.

~ SIR A-ONE

Goodnews Andrew Eruemuare also known as SIR A-ONE is a full-time blogger and literatus.

¶¶¶¶¶
Special Thanks to Mekepowei Ezra Takembo for his special role. And to everyone who did advise me in one way or the other on this issue, I salute you all from the deepest cave of my very existence.
#SAQ #Pengician #Widestforum

this real madrid that ayam seeing this year grossly relied on LUCK to get dem this far. similar tin dat happened last year.
Question is.... will that luck be enough to give dem the cup again? DE R NOT SPECTACULAR at all

still waiting bro... I know u can do it.

20k pickup tomorrow

OP from ur hexplanation Sir, The mistake was from your end. hope u dont mind me saying that.
No b magic, their system no go automatically credit ur broda account without any reference to that account. What de would have done (which probably made u tink it was credited manually) was basically to requery the payment and by doing this, the payment is credited into the referenced id (which in this case was ur brother's).

Having said that. I still believe they can still help you if probably u were more subtle in your approach. From my experience with ISPs these payments can be transfered provided your brother can contact them to confirm the request.

NB: Female customercare staff can be MEAN sha o

+Messi+Ronaldo+Barca+Realmadrid everybody don craze

Pls sister I also heard this same talk about keyboard playing itself from some spiricoco brethren back in the days (they also have the same sentiments abt instrumentalists)... abeg, can you please help us with the name and location of this church. If possible also state the name of the keyboarder.

Precious111:
This is quite true, instrumentalists always behave like anything, they will sleep, chat And browse during sermon. I have only seen two different Scenarios.
Then in Secondary school when one of our teachers came to preach, Mr Ayo he will chase all the instrumentalists into the congregation making them to listen to a particular extent.
And the RCCG Youth church I attend presently, Kings Court Ikere, immediately it's time for the sermon, all instrumentalists leave their instruments, they are regarded as ministers too, no room for yamayama
Modified*
Likewise Some instrumentalists are spirit filled, playing their instruments always calls for the hand of God. An instrumentalist once played that the spirit of God fell upon him himself but the instruments continued playing itself. The Angels of God took charge of the instruments
Note: the notes that were played weren't recorded, the congregation that day was charged with God's presence.

Mr. Mike Bamiloye has surely seen alot to have made this statement but generalizing is going abit tooooo far.

However, this bro down here just nailed it 100%. Thanks man.

obailala:
Surprising that this is actually coming from a pastor. Why didnt he also mention the gatemen and security guards outside and those traffic guys who control the church car parks?

The fact is that being an instrumentalist in church is a sacrifice, and just like ushers who stand facing the other direction and cameramen and traffic controllers outside the building, the church worker gets to sacrifice the spiritual benefits he would have gained from being focused to ensure that the rest of the congregants get full benefits. There's no way the church workers can maintain full concentration. This is the reason why most churches have a separate short workers' service before the main service to ensure the workers aren't totally left out.

i am still waiting.. cash is available

Xxpress:
Still available

the way i de take miss ur deals ehnnn de surprise even my enemy.

see laptop deals wey i don de wait for sinceeee. I dont kno wat to do again o mikky hmmm
u had beta bring another deal oo and very fast too

mikkyangel:
Sold! Sold!++

still going for 7k? whats ur location pls