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Nasiru Mohammed dominated the headlines among Ghanaian players abroad over the weekend as he bagged a sensational hat-trick for BK Hacken in Sweden.

There was also goals for winger Albert Adomah while former Hearts of Oak hot-shot Mahatma Otoo grabbed a consolation goal in Norway.

GHANAsoccernet.com’s Akyereko Frimpong Manson has a comprehensive report on how Ghanaian players fared abroad.

ENGLAND
Defender Jeffrey Schlupp was introduced in the 85th minute Leicester City who fought from 3-1 down to beat troubled Manchester United side 5-3 at the King Power Stadium.

Christian Atsu started his maiden Premier League game for Everton and played 64 minutes in their 3-2 home loss against Crystal Palace. Young midfielder Hiram Boateng could not make the Palace squad for the game.

In the Championship Albert Adomah scored the second goal for Middlesbrough who won 4-0 against Brentford at the Riverside Stadium.

Birmingham City did not use recalled Ghanaian youth attacker Koby Arthur in their 2-2 stalemate at Norwich City. Ghanaian-born Norwegian international Alexander Tettey played full throttle for Norwich.

Former Chelsea youth team captain Nana Ofori-Twumasi gatecrashed the Yeovil Town starting team and played the entire 90 minutes as they managed a narrow 1-0 win over Peterborough United.

In the League Two, former QPR striker Patrick Agyemang lasted till the hour mark for Portsmouth who could not beat Wycombe Wanderers as they drew 1-1.

Former Liverpool striker David Amoo came off the bench to score the second goal for Carlisle Town who slipped to a 3-2 loss at Mansfield Town.

Cheltenham Town and Dagenham & Redbridge split points with a 1-1 draw. Former Arsenal youth team striker and English-born Ghanaian Abu Ogogo played the full 90 minutes for Dagenham & Redbridge.

CYPRUS

In the Cypriot First Division Doxa are still without a win in four games after losing 2-0 against Othellos. Ghanaian midfielder Livingston Adjin was in full-time action for them. However attacker Ulysse Ndong also completed the game for Othellos.

Ghanaian defender Razak Nuhu completed the game for Anorthosis Famagusta who were beaten 1-0 at Ermis.

HOLLAND
Williem II ended the winning run of NAC Breda after beating them 2-1 on Saturday. Former AC Milan forward Kingsley Boateng was replaced on the 80th minute mark by Dutch-born Ghanaian Jeffrey Sarpong.

Talented Ghanaian youngster Shadragh Eghan came off the bench to play the last 10 minutes for FC Twente who posted a 4-1 away victory over Heracles Almelo. Winger Edwin Gyasi was not in the Heracles team for the game.

Attacker Elvis Manu was a second-half substitute by Feyenoord who slipped to a 1-0 home loss at the hands of rivals Ajax Amsterdam. Dutch-born Kenny Tete could not make the Ajax squad for the game.

Dutch-born Rodney Antwi could not make the FC Utrecht first team squad for their 1-0 triumph over FC Groningen. Defender Johan Kappelhof played in central defence for Groningen.

Defender Kodjo Amevor watched proceedings from the bench of Go Ahead Eagles when they drew 1-1 with ADO Den Haag.

Youngster Raymond Gyasi remained with the AZ Alkmaar second string side as he could not make the first team squad in their 1-0 win over PEC Zwolle.

In the Eerste Divisie, German-born Ghanaian defender Marcel Appiah was in full-time action for NEC Nijmegen who maintained their leadership of the league after hammering Emmen 4-0.

Attacker Jonathan Opoku set up both goals for Oss who shared the spoils with Achilles ’29 in a 2-2 draw on Friday.

Midfielder Mustapha Yahaya was unused by Jong FC Twente who squeezed a point out of Telstar after drawing 1-1.

Roda JC left Jong Ajax reeling after posting a 1-0 win over them. Dutch-born Ghanaian pair of Kenny Tete and Elton Acolatse both started the game for Ajax with Acolatse paving way out in the 81st minute.

In the Topklasse, attacker Kenneth Misa-Danso continued his goal-assaults by scoring again for Ajax Amateurs in their 4-1 away win over Lisse on Saturday. Sir Ralph Owusu came off the bench in the second-half to play for Ajax Amateur.

Ghanaian defender Ralph Dua played the full 90 minutes of the game when OJC Rosmalen beat his Lienden 2-0.

ITALY
In the Serie A Juventus posted a 1-0 victory over rivals AC Milan at the San Siro. Black Stars midfielder Sulley Muntari played full throttle for Milan while his international team-mate Kwadwo Asamoah also completed the entire duration of the game. Michael Essien sat on the Milan bench.

On Sunday afternoon, midfielder Afriyie Acquah was in full time action for Parma who recovered well from last weekend’s defeat at the hands of AC Milan by beating Chievo Verona 3-2. Isaac Cofie came off the Chievo bench to assist the second goal.

Black Stars midfielder Emmanuel Agyemang-Badu played the entire duration of the game for Udinese who posted a 1-0 win over Napoli. Masahudu Alhassan could not the Udinese squad for the game.

Inter Milan had to fight from behind to hold Palermo to a 1-1 draw. Swedish-born Ghanaian Robin Quaison played the last 7 regulation minutes for Palermo.

Godfred Donsah did not travel with the Cagliari squad to AS Roma where they lost 2-0.

Sassuolo and Sampdoria played out a 0-0 stalemate. Midfielder Raman Chibsah came off the bench to play for Sassuolo but Inter Milan loanee Alfred Duncan was a bench warmer for Sampdoria.

Richmond Boakye-Yiadom played 90 minutes for Atalanta but could not score as they lost 1-0 against Fiorentina.

In the Serie B, Modena held Catania to a 1-1 draw on Saturday. Midfielder Amidu Salifu and attacker Maxwell Acosty both started the game. Acosty was replaced in the 83rd minute but Salifu played the full 90 minutes.

Genoa loanee Moro Al-Hassan was unused by Vicenza who held Perugia to a 2-2 draw.

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Ghana midfielder Kwadwo Asamoah triumphed over his Ghana team-mates Michael Essien and Sulley Muntari in the Italian Serie A top-liner as Juventus managed a narrow 1-0 win over AC Milan at the San Siro on Saturday night.

Both Muntari and Asamoah lasted the entire duration of the game with the Black Stars duo picking yellow cards at the dying embers.

But Michael Essien had to watch the full proceedings from the Milan substitute bench.

Tevez, who scored both goals in Tuesday’s 2-0 Champions League win over Malmo, played an exquisite one-two with Paul Pogba before flicking the ball past Christian Abbiati midway through the second half.

Ghana’s away match against Guinea in next month’s 2015 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier will be played at a neutral venue after CAF ruled on Saturday that bans on three countries from hosting matches will stay in place because of Ebola fears.

CAF’s executive committee decided on Saturday that bans on Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone hosting any international matches because of fears of spreading Ebola will be maintained.

This means Guinea’s clash with the Black Stars scheduled for 10 October will be played at a neutral venue robbing the Sylli National from getting home support for the game.

The match is expected to played in Morocco where Guinea played their previous match against Togo this month.
The three west African countries – at the epicentre of the outbreak of the highly contagious disease – had originally been banned from hosting all games until mid-September but that has now been extended indefinitely, CAF announced.It means Guinea and Sierra Leone must again move scheduled African Nations Cup qualifiers to alternate venues next month.Guinea had to play its opening group game against Togo in Morocco earlier this month and also last weekend staged an under-17 qualifying tie in Casablanca.

Sierra Leone could not find an alternate venue for their qualifier against the Democratic Republic of Congo 10 days ago and instead ceded home advantage to their opponents.

Liberia have no scheduled international matches in the near future.

Ebola has infected at least 5,357 people in West Africa this year, mainly in Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia, killing 2,630 of those, according to the World Health Organisation. The disease has also been reported in Nigeria and Senegal but these two countries have not been banned from holding games by CAF.

The epidemic has brought sport to a complete standstill in both Liberia and Sierra Leone.

Guinea were ironically on Saturday named as a future host of the Nations Cup finals in 2023 at the same meeting of CAF’s executive committee in the Ethiopian capital.

Teams from the affected countries were also subjected to vigorous checks before being allowed to play matches in the Democratic Republic of Congo, the Ivory Coast and Uganda earlier this month.

Sierra Leone had a walkover in their Nations Cup playoff tie when the Seychelles refused them entry because of fears over spreading the virus.
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Sanitation has become a major problem in Ghana in recent times. Many reasons have been assigned for the insanitary conditions that have engulfed virtually every community in the country.
Anomabo

It is 8.23 a.m. on Wednesday, September 10, 2014. Men, women and children of all ages squat at the landing beach at Anomabo defecating.

The stench there is unbearable.

A few yards away from the faeces, fishmongers dress fishes caught by fishermen from the sea, in readiness for sale. Also, women cook the popular Fante dish, etsew, in make-shift wooden kitchens erected close by. There are some women selling bread and some kind of porridge at the beach.

Half-naked children run by, fall down in the process, get up and clear the beach sand from their bodies with their hands and jump about playfully. The children who get smeared with faeces as they fall, quickly dash for the oncoming waves, wash the faeces off and go back to play. The adults “meander” through the faeces on the beach with much skill to avoid stepping into them.

Some fishermen mend their nets while others pull their fishing vessels from the sea onto the beach. While they do this, they sing popular Fante songs.

A stranger to this beach has to walk carefully with his or her eyes wide open to avoid stepping into “land mines.” But it is clear that the fisher folk do not see anything wrong with their surroundings.
The role of superstition

About 70 yards from the landing beach, there is a modern 10-seater water closet facility constructed for the fisher folk by the Mfantsiman Municipal Assembly. But they are not interested. And why should they be? Their gods would be angry with them if they do not defecate on the beach.

“Two of the gods in this town - Ekitsaba and Obosantsi, demand that we defecate on the beaches,” 28-year-old Akomea Sekyi, a fisherman, told the Daily Graphic. “You see, they use the faeces to produce fish for us. Anytime we stop defecating they get angry and our catch is very low. What is worse, they kill”.

A few years ago, some employees of Zoomlion used to clean the beach. One of their supervisors gave an edict that no one should defecate on the beach. We made him aware of the consequences of that decree but he ignored us. We complied. But a few days later the gods got angry and killed that Zoomlion supervisor. In fact, a few minutes before he died, he intimated that one of the gods appeared in the form of a human being and attacked him.

“In the past seven years, Obosantsi alone has killed three people for trying to stop the practice. So as for defecating on the beach, we cannot stop,” he said shamelessly.

The Deputy Apofohen (Deputy Chief Fisherman) at Anomabo, Mr Thompson Enninful, confirmed that the gods liked faeces and demanded it from them. However, he said, the fisher folk had been directed to defecate only at designated places at the beach where the gods were known to operate.

“We have erected a red flag at some places to show that defecating at those places is unacceptable but people will just not comply,” he said.

Asked why the fisher folk declined to use the 10-seater toilet facility, he said they could not afford to pay the 50 pesewas charged and also because the facility closed at 10 p.m. and opened at 5.30 am.

“Even if we had the money, what happens when someone wants to use the facility after 10 p.m.,” he asked.

But the caretaker of the toilet, Mr Eric Kwesi Biney, told the Daily Graphic that the fisher folk would not use the facility even if it was opened for 24 hours every day.

He, however, said the facility could not be opened for 24 hours because as a caretaker, he had to make way for the gods to use the facility, adding that they (the gods) used the toilet from 11.30 p.m to 3a.m.

“At about midnight on a certain day, as caretaker, I visited the facility. There was nobody here, I was alone. Suddenly one of the gods emerged in the shape of a woman and warned me never to come to the facility at midnight. The god explained that they used the facility from 11.30pm to 3 a.m,” he said.
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Leonid Kuchuk has applied for the vacant Black Stars coaching job, hours after parting ways with Russian giants Lokomotiv Moscow, GHANAsoccernet.com can exclusively reveal.

The Belarusian, 55, registered his interest in the job before Friday’s deadline and could be interviewed in the next few days if makes the three-man shortlist.

Kuchuk parted ways with Lokomotiv Moscow on Thursday morning following a difficult start to life this season as the Railwaymen lie 9th on the table.

The former Kuban Krasnodar and Arsenal Kiev manager has turned his focus on the vacant coaching Black Stars job, seeking to replace dismissed Kwesi Appiah.

The experienced trainer joins a dozen of expatriate coaches who have applied for the job including favourite Milovan Rajevac.

Kuchuk has not coached in Africa before but has worked with a number of Ghanaian players including Abeiku Quansah and Dominic Adiyiah during his spell at Ukrainian side Arsenal Kiev.

The ex- Sheriff Tiraspol Sporting Director has won a number of individual awards in Europe having been voted Moldovan manager of the year in 2009, Ukrainian manager of the year in the 2011 season and manager of the year in Belarus in 2012.

He was won the Moldava Championship six times and has supervised over 40 matches in the European Cup competitions.

The Ghana FA will compile a shortlist after Friday’s deadline and start interviewing next week, with a possible appointment to be confirmed within 10 days.
- See more at: http://www.ghanasoccernet.com/exclusive-belarusian-leonid-kuchuk-applies-vacant-black-stars-job-hours-leaving-lokomotiv-moscow#sthash.YvJNoT0Q.dpuf

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Ghana forward Andre Ayew has confirmed he tried to move to an English club on transfer deadline day but in the end decided to remain with Olympique Marseille.

The 24-year-old’s arrival to the Ghana camp for their opening 2015 Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers was delayed due to his involvement in the jostle for clubs on transfer deadline day.

Ayew, son of Ghana legend Abedi Pele was reportedly being chased by a number of English clubs including Chelsea and Manchester United.

QPR and Hull City were also linked to moves to the Ghana international but in the end failed to materialize.

The Olympique Marseille star was held up in London where several negotiations took place but none of them proved successful.

“Yes there were a lot of negotiations going on with some English clubs interested in signing me,” he told Africanfootball.com.

“But in the last minute I decided to stay at Marseille because of my good relationship with the fans, the club and the president.

“Maybe it is not yet my time to leave so we will see what happens later.”

Ayew has been a subject of intense transfer talks for the past four years.

He is however one of the treasured players at Marseille and is thought to be the next in line to be installed as captain of the French giants.

The Al Ain forward is appealing to all Ghanaians to be behind the Black Stars come Saturday, despite their poor performance at the World Cup

Ghana captain Asamoah Gyan has rallied Ghanaians to forget about the Brazil 2014 fiasco and back the team as they take on Uganda in the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers.

The Black Stars suffered their worst outing at the 2014 World Cup after finishing fourth in their group with just a single point.

As the team gathers in Kumasi to prepare for their opening qualifying game against the Cranes Saturday, the goal poacher believes they need everyone on board to succeed.

“We met at the training grounds and everything was okay. You could see the reaction of the fans which we do accept it, they showed disappointment in our last display in Brazil and we do accept it too," the Al Ain striker said after Tuesday’s training.

“I would like to apologise to the fans because they've been behind the team for all this while and at the end of the day we disappointed them and which we do agree.

“We need to make sure we win our fans back by winning the upcoming two games to make everybody happy. It's very important. The main important thing is I have to apologise for our performance [in Brazil] which wasn't deliberate.”

He added: “But this is the time we appeal to the fans to be behind the team because without them it's going to be really difficult. We appeal to the press also to support the team despite the criticisms. We appeal to all Ghanaians to support the team and give us the morale. I am sure we will put up a good performance and that comes always with a win in Ghana.”

Italy-based midfielder Sulley Muntari arrived in Ghana on Tuesday night to watch the Black Stars match against Uganda on Saturday despite being indefinitely suspended from the national team, GHANAsoccernet.com can exclusively reveal.

The AC Milan star, who was indefinitely suspended from the Black Stars for incidents at the World Cup in June, arrived at the Kotoko International Airport on Tuesday night.

He took permission from his Italian club to travel home to offer his support to the Black Stars to ensure qualification for the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations in Morocco.

With this weekend declared as a break for matches as it is international break, AC Milan granted him to permission to come to Ghana to support the Black Stars.

Muntari, who is known for his intense passion for the Black Stars, is not letting the suspension stand in his way of offering his support to his team-mates to ensure qualification for Africa’s flagship football competition.

He will travel from his Accra base to Kumasi by the weekend to offer his support to the team but it is not known if he will turn up at the team’s training ground to meet his colleagues, sources close to the player have told Ghana’s leading football news outfit, www.ghanasoccernet.com.

Muntari has been in excellent shape since the World Cup and scored in their opening Serie A match against Lazio resulting in their 3-1 victory.

He was suspended from the Black Stars for physically assaulting Black Stars management committee member Moses Armah and it is unknown when his suspension will be lifted.

hana striker Abdul Majeed Waris says he is delighted to be joining Trabzonspor on transfer deadline day.

The 22-year-old sealed a four-year move to the Turkish club on Monday, ending his one-year stay with Spartak Moscow in the process.

Waris passed a medical on Monday morning in Istanbul and signed onto the four-year agreement reportedly worth 5.5m Euros.

The ex BK Hacken hitman says he is excited to be making the move and is now looking forward to help his side achieve success this season.

“I’m very excited to have joined Trabzonspor,” he said.

“They were clear in their interest in me, and I can’t wait to play in SuperLiga and Europa League.

“I know players here, and they all told me great things about the club, so it was an easy decision to join.

“The club has a great history and is one of big four in Turkey.

“I’m really looking forward to working with coach Vahid, meeting my new teammates and settling into Trabzon

“I’ve been told it’s a beautiful area with great people and food – but most of all I’m looking forward to working hard to help deliver results for Trabzonspor and its fans.”

Waris looks to resurrect his hot form that saw him once linked to a sensational move to English giants Chelsea when he emerged Goal King in the Swedish top flight back in 2012.

The Ghana Football Association will sign contracts with the Black Stars players today (Tuesday) ahead of their opening 2015 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Uganda.

The formal agreement encapsulates the players’ code of conduct, amount of bonuses to be paid them and the mode of payment.

All 24 players invited for the double qualifiers will be made to sign formal contracts with the Ghana FA and the Sports Ministry as a corrective measure to some of the issues that bedeviled the team at the 2014 World Cup.

“On Tuesday we have planned a meeting with the players that is between the players and officials of the GFA and the Sports Ministry to discuss issues of their contract,” Ghana FA spokesperson Ibrahim Sannie Daara said at a press briefing on Friday.

“The contract with the players will be signed before our match against Uganda.

“As you are aware, we had some issues at the World Cup and we want to address these issues with the signing of this contract.

“The contract will contain their code of conduct, the amount to be paid and the mode of payment. We want to put on record that the mode of payment will change.

“Either by bank transfer or through the issuance of a cheque.

“We are confident that the players will not oppose this and I am sure a lot of them have hear the reactions of Ghanaians after the World Cup.

“The meeting will be used to formally introduce the new Sports Minister Mahama Ayariga to the players.”

Ghana will play Uganda and Togo over the next one week.

Everton’s Ghana winger Christian Atsu is not eligible to face his parent club Chelsea in Saturday’s English Premier League match.

The 22-year-old has been loaned out for the season and per the agreement cannot play against Jose Mourinho’s side.

Atsu was an unused substitute in their opening 2-2 draw at Leicester City but made his debut last week in their home draw with Arsenal.

Meanwhile, Roberto Martinez has not ruled out the possibility of Samuel Eto’o making his Everton debut against former club.

Bryan Oviedo, Arouna Kone and Ross Barkley are sidelined, though Romelu Lukaku could feature despite limping out of the 2-2 draw with Arsenal.

But Steven Pienaar is out after he too was forced off against the Gunners last weekend.

UP GUNNERS

Ghana will face a tough task in winning the rights to host of the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations after Egypt threw their hat into the ring jettisoned by Libya.

Ghana were thought to be the overwhelming favourites to host the competition after Libya withdrew leaving Ethiopia and Kenya to also join in the race.

With the Ghanaians already having the facilities as they hosted the event as recently as 2008 they were seen as ahead of Kenya and Ethiopia who must build fresh facilities to meet the conditions of hosting the continental showpiece event.

However, Egyptian Football Association have now expressed their interest in bidding to host Afcon 2017 after they hosted the 2006 edition which means Ghana have a tough task.

Sources in EFA revealed they are keen to bid to host 2017 edition but they are yet to make a formal decision.

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Ghana midfielder Mubarak Wakaso has announced his excitement at completing a year-long loan move to Scottish giants Celtic.

The 24-year-old has moved from Russian Premier League side Rubin Kazan and has the option to make his move permanent after the expiration of the deal.

Wakaso has been itching to leave Eastern Europe after only a season there where he made only 14 appearances and scored two goals.

After sealing his switch on Wednesday, he posted on his Twitter page: “Happy to have signed on loan at Celtic for the season. Can’t wait to get started with the Hoops.”

Wakaso has previously played for Spanish top-flight sides Villarreal and Espanyol.