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slow like this

Anytime i am chatting with this girl on wassup, my typing speed and accuracy is excellent, i mean 100%...but when i am typing elsewhere, my typing speed is like mikel obi....please am i in love with this girl

can u imagine even typing this small thing took me 45 minutes, if it were on wassup with that girl it would take only 3 seconds. am i in love

Joke 1 Pastor Ogbuvugbuvu

Pastor Ogbuvugbuvu was asked by a caller on his radio programme, "pastor, some say preaching with a palm-top computer or tablet, instead of a booklet-form bible, is a sin",
and this was pastor ogbuvugbuvu's response , " ok, those people saying that should know that, the bible is printed from a soft-copy, which is what i have on my tablet, so what makes it a sin?...then those people should as well go back for the ancient scrolls!!...nonsense! "



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Every urine u pass turns petrol?
what will be your reaction?
what will u do

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armadeo: So many exes these days what's going on?

Exodus 20:4King James Version (KJV)

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

How do you explain your plethora of statues then

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Fifteen European clubs including a huge number from the English Premier League are among those chasing Chelsea winger Christian Atsu after excelling for Ghana at the World Cup.

According to media reports in England, Everton, Aston Villa and West Ham are among those chasing the youngster over a possible loan deal in the English top-flight.

Scottish giants Celtic are also hot on the heels of the talented Ghana winger as they want to add him to their squad ahead of their participation in the UEFA Champions League.

According to the Mirror Celtic, Spanish side Espanyol, Dutch giants PSV and Hamburg of the German Bundesliga are also interested in the Ghana star.

But the sticking point is finding a club that will offer him enough game time to increase his chances of competing for a place in the Chelsea side for the following season.

The 22-year-old, who joined Chelsea from Porto at the end of last summer on a five-year deal, spent last season on loan at Vitesse in the Eredivisie where he scored five times in 28 appearances.

He played in all three of Ghana’s games in Brazil as the Black Stars crashed out of Group G with just one point.

And Atsu, who has 26 international caps, has attracted interest from a host of Premier League clubs as well as clubs in Europe.

It is thought Chelsea would prefer him to move to team in England so they can establish whether he’s ready for the physicality of Premier League football and Aston Villa, Everton and West Ham are all keen.

http://www.ghanasoccernet.com/15-top-teams-including-aston-villa-psv-hamburg-targeting-ghanas-christian-atsu

Triska: K+K = Okay

englishmart: very very funny. But I still can't decipher why I forgot to laugh.

is it a point guys truly consider before taking a wife?
why?
why then are flat/yansh girls also married? is it a fallacy? perhaps guys love small yansh?

Smart Tungbu
Tungbu was stopped at the police barrier for overspeeding.
"Man, you are charged for over-speeding, what your name?" The police asked
" I am Most Prophet Thomas Tungbu" he replied with a straight face
"Really, so you are a man of God?"
"Yeah, very powerful man of God" tungbu replied
"well, so what proves you are a man of God?"
"You wanna see proof?..ok i can pray so that you will become blind in 30 seconds!!" Tungbu answered

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"go, go , go...sorry for stopping you" The police man said shivering

Tungbu sped off laffing his bottom off

Peter
It was primary five, first time and the teacher Miss brookman was marking the register
He started from the A's as she called ...Agboni Bright with the response present from Bright
Then Agali francis, with the response present. The teacher went on till she got to Peter Oduamadi which she called, "Oduamadi Peter" *no response* Further, Oduamadi Peter!! *still no response* meanwhile peter was sitting right before the teacher not minding her.
This made the teacher furious so screamed at the little boy who had a frown on his face, "Hey!! arent you the one i have been calling?, are u mad?"

Peter stammered angrily " mmmm i am not oduamadi peter, I am Peter Oduamadi "











Miss Brookman fainted

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God forgive you

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Ghana striker Asamoah Gyan has confirmed the birth of his first ever daughter in the midst of a difficult past few weeks which sees his musician friend, Castro still missing.

The Al Ain ace welcomed the birth of his first daughter earlier this week.

Gyan, who is already a father to three boys considers the birth of his new baby girl a massive relieve following weeks of tribulation.

The 28-year-old remains unaware of the whereabouts of his musical partner Castro who is feared dead after drowning alongside a female friend in a lake during a holiday hangout in Ada over a fortnight ago.

The birth of the new baby girl who is yet to be named therefore comes as a massive source of joy for the Black Stars captain in the midst of all his recent difficulties.

“Babies are the best gift in life, she’ll fill my heart with oodles of love and joy since the past days have been bizzare, praises be to God,” Gyan confirmed on his official website: asamoahgyan3.com.

His older brother, Baffour also told the website: “The newest baby girl has been received with joy and blessing in a time of darkness.”

Gyan is now a father of four kids having already seen to the birth of Floyd (, Frederick (6) and Rapheal (2).

Krasid: In other news :After their disgraceful performance in the just ended FIFA world cup, Ghana which many claimed was the hope of Africa has plummet down to 38 in the world and 5th in Africa.

lol

men, where would you prefer your woman to be more active?
*Bed or Kitchen?

so he is 36

did you watch nigeria vs bosnia?
He virtually boxed out the bosnian defender out of his way to create that goal
besides, is it true he was born in 1978?

Africa’s Performance in the world cup varried, while some teams have been praised by football specialists and stars, some teams were a total disappointement for the continent.

Africa’s best performers in this world cup were there for their teams and made the difference, from the goalkeepers Rais Mbolhi and Vincent Enyeama, to Forwards like Gervinho, Slimani, Musa and Gyan Asamoah.

Here is the list for the Top 10 best performers according to the FIFA ranking.

Vincent Enyeama: 8.58
Islam Slimani: 8.56
Asamoah Gyan: 8.33
Serge Aurier: 8.29
Rais Mbolhi: 8.13
Yaya Toure: 8.01
Andre Ayew: 7.9
Gervinho: 7.86
Emmanuel Emenike: 7.73
Ahmed Musa: 7.6

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There are so many religions
No need to catalogue them on here
You know them
But I can assure you they all machinations of the devil and his camp
That is why practicioners of all the worlds religions are still in their sins
Salvation is in one name

Sure you know that name

The devil wants you to reject this free gift of eternal life

The name is Jesus Christ

No one goes to the Father except through Jesus Christ

Christianity is the sole doctrine that guarantees your salvation

It is free

Confess Jesus today

And receive the holy spirit

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[quote
author=Blessedwhite]Guy your question make no sense and you said you re
married and cannot cheat on ur wife. So what concerns you if she love
you or not. Or you want to start cheating on you wife? . Guy if you are
for business do your business like you said and forget abt the feeling
of the girl. Or maybe you re a ritualist and dont want to kill who love
you.[/quote]lolest

Theben: Kwesia Appiah

....but seriously he drew the eventual champions germany

Aliyeous: 2 simple d ans is : You

you or your spouse?

why ?

who impressed you tactically?

Nine in this order:

Luis Van Gaal of Holland
Joachim Low of germany
Jorge Luis Pinto of costa Rica
Jorge sampaoli of chile

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Ronaldinho Gaucho greatest of all time