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Bin Gbagbo's mouth

*castrates him immediately, with razor *

bunmioguns:
this joke funny die











































I am only Joking










*Farts in the OP's mouth and takes to his heel*

*wakes him up gently from his nightmare.* too much alcohol leads to such nightmares..beware

Goldenrichard:
if i click make my phone disappear

me too


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i clicked

Polycarp stayed close to the cemetery so used that to outwit okada riders and taxi drivers.
He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton and speak nasally.This scared every driver and rider and wouldnt dare ask him for money.
Polycarp did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost.
One cool evening, Polycarp boarded this okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction."MONEY?" the angry looking okadaman asked
Polycarp was at his best, stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally "i dont have money!"
The okadaman wouldnt take any of that, and kept insisting. . .this frustrated Polycarp, who later said "ok, ok, follow me into the cemetery. .. to my room and i will pay you"
The okadaman agreed and followed him till they got to one grave.Polycarp in his attempts to frighten the okadaman knocked on the grave and screamed " uche!, uche!, uche!, abeg give me #800 make i pay this stubborn okadaman" . .All of a sudden, a very big hand holding #1000 appeared through the grave accompanied with a voice saying "take, this one na ma last money. . ."
Polycarp and the okadaman took to their heels

niqqa:
Sambisa forest

what a lie

i call it odd times..u are pressed at the wrong place at the wrong time. me the following places can never be forgotten...1, in my neighbour's garden 3. inside my room 4, as i type this, i am shittzing in my car,! lol..drop ya own

i wanna know how they run
and how viable and credible their certiicate is?

thank you

Freshtomato:
Who did this to you ??

bright007:
*eavesdropping on the convo as mr dustbin is about to start a toasting session*****

jelousy go shame

bright007:
*eavesdropping on the convo as mr dustbin is about to start a toasting session*****

jelousy go shame

EroticAngelina:
no. why r u asking me all these questions?

because i love you

EroticAngelina:
click on my profile to see how it is

ok...nice eyes...r u married?

EroticAngelina:
eww no

how do ur eyes look like?

EroticAngelina:
umm its hard...but I love my eyes other organs too

r ur eyes like segun arinze?

MzPreshie:
Of course. Topic didn't say he has to Segun Arinze. If he's educated but doesn't have the Trey Songz looks, I'd be ok with his Flavour looks.

r u saying segun arinze is ugly?

MzPreshie:
An educated person of course.

hope u mean ur answer oo

mine is the brain......next

a phd holder who is ugly vrs a jss graduate that looks flamboyant..which of them will u marry?

swtchicgurl:
have i been quarantined lately?

yes you have

Spanish coach Juan Ignacio Martínez Jiménez will be named as the new Ghana coach ahead of the Black Stars Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Uganda next month, a local radio station has reported.

According to a report on the local radio station Joy FM, Jimenez will be named as the new Black Stars coach by next week to replace Kwesi Appiah who was sacked last month.

According to the report, the 50-year-old is said to have stolen the march of Michel Pont and Avram after excelling during an interview session two weeks ago.

The Ghana FA is keen to end speculation about who will take over from Kwesi Appiah by announcing the Spanish as the new coach of the Black Stars as an executive committee member of the Ghana FA claims.

The Spanish popularly known as ‘JIM’ was appointed at La Liga side Levante UD on 9th June 2011, replacing Getafe CF-bound Luis Garcia.

After two draws in the first two rounds, Martínez coached the team to seven consecutive wins; including a 1–0 home triumph against Real Madrid which led the league during several rounds

He exhibited promises to manage and has the experience of managing big stars and big egos, which could come in handy with respect to players like Sulley Muntari, Michael Essien and Kevin Prince Boateng and other egoistic characters yet to sprout in the near future.

Comeback Nigeria Coach, Stephen Keshi has released a 24-man squad for the November 7 international friendly against the Black Stars of Ghana to commission the Akwa Ibom International Stadium.

The 30, 000 capacity edifice will play host to a home based Super Eagles team that will be lead by Gombe United’s Chigozie Agbim and Super Eagles regular Azubuike Egwuekwe.

The list also has Christian Pyagbara who has been in impressive form in the Glo Nigeria Professional Football League as well as Dolphin’s Emem Uduok who recently bagged a double hattrick and has a goal tally of 20 in the league.

Enyimba’s trio of Mfon Udoh, Kingsley Sokari and Bright Esieme also made the list that includes the impressive Chinedu Udeagha who has been the main man in Enugu Rangers midfield this season.

El-Kanemi’s Warriors left back Idris Aloma, Chima Akas of Sharks of Port-Harcourt and Kano Pillars midfield maestro Rabiu Ali are also part of the party to face Ghana on November 7.

Full list for Ghana friendly:

Goalkeepers: Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United); Daniel Akpeyi (Warri Wolves); Theophilus Afelokhai (Kano Pillars)

Defenders: Solomon Kwambe (Sunshine Stars); Idris Aloma (El-Kanemi Warriors); Chimma Akas (Sharks FC); Nelson Ogbonna (Heartland FC); Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves); Erhun Obanor (Bendel Insurance); Bright Esieme (Enyimba FC); Umar Zango (Kano Pillars)

Midfielders: Christian Pyagbara (Sharks FC); Charles Henlong (Giwa FC); Joseph Nathaniel (Sharks FC); Stanley Dimgba (Warri Wolves); Rabiu Ali (Kano Pillars); Chinedu Udeaga (Enugu Rangers); Kingley Sokari (Enyimba FC); Tony Edjomarigwe (Nasarawa FC)

Forwards: Mfon Udoh (Enyimba FC); Christian Obiozor (Enugu Rangers); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves); Osaguona Ighodaro (Enugu Rangers); Emem Eduok (Dolphins FC)

swtchicgurl:
its a very long story

how was the buttocks surgery?

swtchicgurl:
i'm seeing some old friends here...how r ya folks?!

so, bingbagbo is still not well after all these years?

bunmioguns:
*shits on his head *

0 my landlord hallucinating since 1666

mytime24:
oga is nt 4sure u must comment on every xtian thread just to insult wat u dnt blive, y nt go 2ur own forum where every1 must b initiated b4 commentin

lol

darnley16:
The bible is a bleeped up book,

may the lord forgive u

deutronomy 23:1 says anyone who has been castrated, or his penis cut off may not enter the kingdom of God. meanwhile, in acts chapter 8, the holy spirit made philip baptize an ethiopian eunuch (castrated man)...is this a confirmation that christians will not be judged by the law?

when john the baptist was quizzed about who he was, he answered in john 1:23 with " i am the voice of one calling in the dessert, make straight the way for the lord"...does this debunk popular notion that john was elijah incarnate? and that he was rather issaiah incarnate?

bunmioguns:
I smell something in this thread

this is the moniker of my missing landlord... * calling police *

bright007:
the description of this man is a perfect description of bush pig a.k.a BINGBAGBO...
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Do well to use your drug

mtcheew

my landlord left home 3 days ago and has since not returned..he is 59 short, one of his legs is bow and hairy. he is feeling mad. when he was leaving home he was spotted wearing a red boxer short and white singlet. he speaks french and latin. any one who comes across him should kidnap him and call me on 080-542000+05 for a nice ransom. thank u oo