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daniska3yaro:
Lol

you wanna referee?

ANIMALS XI

1. MONKEY
2. COBRA
3. DOG
4. LION
5. LEOPARD
6 TIGER
7. CHEETAH
8. GOAT
9. GIRAFFE
10. ELEPHANT
11. EAGLE

HEAD COACH: RABBIT

HUMANS X1

1. BUFFON
2. ALVEZ
3. MARCELLO
4. ZOUMA
5. PIQUE
6. POGBA
7. MESSI
8. OZIL
9. RONALDO
10. RONALDINHO
11. STERLIN

COACH: LUIS VAN GAAL


WHO GO WIN THIS MATCH?

See this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKNlP2EuBw

WILD ANIMALS XI

1. MONKEY
2. GRASSCUTTER
3. ANTELOPE
4. LEOPARD
5. LION
6. TIGER
7. EAGLE
8. WOLF
9. ELEPHANT
10. RHINO
11. CROCODILE

COACH: HASSAN SHEHATTA

SUBS:
12. BAT
13. ALIGATOR'
14. OWL
15. HAWK
16. COBRA
17. VULTURE


PLEASE WE NEED A REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH

...If domestic or home animals are to play a soccer game against their colleagues in the wild, what do you think will be the line-ups like?


DOMESTIC ANIMALS XI

1. Cat
2. Donkey
3. Fowl
4. Dog
5. Turkey
6. Horse
7. Mouse
8. Rabbit
9. Sheep
10.Goat
11. camel

coach: Arsene Wenger, assist: cocroach

subs:

12. Pidgeon
13. Python
14. buffalo
15. Mosquito

drop yours

True or False?

I thunk it's true

Yet on sundays, we turn to angels

prettythicksme:
dat means u dont love me,u love marieolea

dont derail please

Does a suitor's height matter to you?
what are your honest reasons?

Drop your views

Jayjay0:
Yea i think about God

please joke not with the ALMIGHTY!!!

Dudeweedlmao:
I picture all sorts of things while fccking so i wont come early

I could even picture fccking a tarantula so i don't have to cum early

I mean
YOu are making love with your husband or wife
Do you at times imagine another person
think about another person instead whilst still in the act?

Judges 13

The Birth of Samson
13 Again the Israelites did evil in the eyes of the Lord, so the Lord delivered them into the hands of the Philistines for forty years.

2 A certain man of Zorah, named Manoah, from the clan of the Danites, had a wife who was childless, unable to give birth. 3 The angel of the Lord appeared to her and said, “You are barren and childless, but you are going to become pregnant and give birth to a son. 4 Now see to it that you drink no wine or other fermented drink and that you do not eat anything unclean. 5 You will become pregnant and have a son whose head is never to be touched by a razor because the boy is to be a Nazirite, dedicated to God from the womb. He will take the lead in delivering Israel from the hands of the Philistines.”

6 Then the woman went to her husband and told him, “A man of God came to me. He looked like an angel of God, very awesome. I didn’t ask him where he came from, and he didn’t tell me his name. 7 But he said to me, ‘You will become pregnant and have a son. Now then, drink no wine or other fermented drink and do not eat anything unclean, because the boy will be a Nazirite of God from the womb until the day of his death.’”

8 Then Manoah prayed to the Lord: “Pardon your servant, Lord. I beg you to let the man of God you sent to us come again to teach us how to bring up the boy who is to be born.”

9 God heard Manoah, and the angel of God came again to the woman while she was out in the field; but her husband Manoah was not with her. 10 The woman hurried to tell her husband, “He’s here! The man who appeared to me the other day!”

11 Manoah got up and followed his wife. When he came to the man, he said, “Are you the man who talked to my wife?”

“I am,” he said.

12 So Manoah asked him, “When your words are fulfilled, what is to be the rule that governs the boy’s life and work?”

13 The angel of the Lord answered, “Your wife must do all that I have told her. 14 She must not eat anything that comes from the grapevine, nor drink any wine or other fermented drink nor eat anything unclean. She must do everything I have commanded her.”

15 Manoah said to the angel of the Lord, “We would like you to stay until we prepare a young goat for you.”

16 The angel of the Lord replied, “Even though you detain me, I will not eat any of your food. But if you prepare a burnt offering, offer it to the Lord.” (Manoah did not realize that it was the angel of the Lord.)

17 Then Manoah inquired of the angel of the Lord, “What is your name, so that we may honor you when your word comes true?”

18 He replied, “Why do you ask my name? It is beyond understanding.[a]” 19 Then Manoah took a young goat, together with the grain offering, and sacrificed it on a rock to the Lord. And the Lord did an amazing thing while Manoah and his wife watched: 20 As the flame blazed up from the altar toward heaven, the angel of the Lord ascended in the flame. Seeing this, Manoah and his wife fell with their faces to the ground. 21 When the angel of the Lord did not show himself again to Manoah and his wife, Manoah realized that it was the angel of the Lord.

22 “We are doomed to die!” he said to his wife. “We have seen God!”

23 But his wife answered, “If the Lord had meant to kill us, he would not have accepted a burnt offering and grain offering from our hands, nor shown us all these things or now told us this.”

24 The woman gave birth to a boy and named him Samson. He grew and the Lord blessed him, 25 and the Spirit of the Lord began to stir him while he was in Mahaneh Dan, between Zorah and Eshtaol.

Acts 20:28

"So guard yourselves and God's people. Feed and shepherd God's flock--his church, purchased with his own blood--over which the Holy Spirit has appointed you as elders

Luke 1:67-80 English Standard Version (ESV)

Zechariah's Prophecy
67 And his father Zechariah was filled with the Holy Spirit and prophesied, saying,

68 “Blessed be the Lord God of Israel,
for he has visited and redeemed his people
69 and has raised up a horn of salvation for us
in the house of his servant David,
70 as he spoke by the mouth of his holy prophets from of old,
71 that we should be saved from our enemies
and from the hand of all who hate us;
72 to show the mercy promised to our fathers
and to remember his holy covenant,
73 the oath that he swore to our father Abraham, to grant us
74 that we, being delivered from the hand of our enemies,
might serve him without fear,

WHEN DID GOD VISIT US?

JESUS CHRIST IS GOD ALMIGHTY!!!

wisemanj:
money ritual is one act that can never leave earth until Jesus come the rate of poverty is too much people are willing to do anything to get out of it Ghana for instance some of there spiritualist vanish money from time air do u want to say it fake the choice is ur

Hmmm.... It's so real

Brainykid8:
Bin am asking u again 4 d last tym: when will u stop smoking Oshodi weed wit skodi and Burukutu + pawpaw leaf

Call me back

Brainykid8:
Bin, please wen will u stop smoking Oshodi weed with skodi and burukutu

Yesterday

Lol

Lol

Blast from the past

Blast from the past

bright007:
where is d joke?

Look for it

Blast from the past

Blast from the past

Blast from the past!

Good posts like this hardly get comments

gimakon:
What's your point?!

Can't you read?

analice107:
How do you mean?
The last time I checked, the Satan you believe in, is not from Africa.

Lol

ResameOkim:
Lol, then why does Proverbs 8:20 say 'the Lord created me first of all, the first of His works long ago'?

Joker.... That scripture is talking about wisdom... Not jesus who created all things... Don't you have a bible? Read Hebrew 1:8

ResameOkim:
. Really nigger? Do you read your Bible upside down?

What have you said?