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madridguy:
May Allah forgive you.

ALLAH (SATAN) lacks the capacity to forgive me............I serve THE ALMIGHTY GOD (YHWH)

An old man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A smoker wanted to light a
cigarette in the bus.
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OLD MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this pretty girl here?.
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SMOKER: Sorry sir...he put off the light.
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After a long time in the traffic without movement, the pretty
girl stretched out her hands in the air and a serious ODOUR came out from her armpit.
Immediately the old man said to the smoker.
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OLD MAN: Light the cigar!
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SMOKER: Sir?
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OLD MAN: Are u deaf? I say light
the cigar!!!
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SMOKER: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
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OLD MAN: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!!
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SMOKER: Yes sir.
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OLD MAN: It is better to die this way than to die that way!





INSIDE BANK
Sweating profusely even as my car Ac was chilling like ice, Traffic was crazy all I wanted was to speed home and rush into the toilet to do my business, my stomach was churning you'll
think its hurricane Catherina all over.
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I breathed relief when i spotted a bank just ahead of me, I maneuvered my way and parked, My face pale and worried like a BVN frustrated customer I rushed into the banking hall
ignoring the security guard welcoming me to diamond bank, a quick calculated scan of the hall I located the restroom, oh
what a tragedy, a fat man has just beat me to the male toilet so
i dashed for the female hoping nobody stops me, and my business began.
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I started depositing.
Ten minutes later am done, relieved like a mother who just
found her missing child... As I opened the door to step out, a
woman was waiting to go in, she paused as she was expecting to see a female then she asked me if I did not see that it was a female restroom, yes I did... The male
restroom was taken and I was gonna poo in my pants if I didn't
improvise.
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I headed out of the banking hall,
the security guard this time acknowledged my smile then he
said "thank you for banking with us" .

IT IS A SERIOUS MATTER!
Evolution of the Quran.......
The Original Quran was a book which Allah handed to Angel Jubril, who handed it down to Prophet Muhammad (may the peace and mercy of Allah go to him now!). Please note that the original Quran was a mental book, meant to be recited, memorized and recited. That's why it was called "Qur' an" which means "to recite from memory". Angel Jubril did not give Muhammad any hand written book but a book that was transmitted direct to memory through recitation.
The original intention of Allah was for the book to be transmitted to the memories of all Muslims through recitation and memorization and recitation and memorization, on and on like that until all Muslims had memorized the complete Quran. It was a mental book and was supposed to remain as a mental book. Neither Allah nor Muhammad ever commanded that the Quran be written with hand and no one ever dared to dO such thing during the life time of prophet Muhammad. In fact Allah had given a clear warning and placed a curse on whoever would write out the book with the hand of men.
<<<Then woe to those who write the Book with their own hands and then say, "This is from Allah," >>> (Quran 2:79).
However, some years after the prophet died, some people who counted themselves wiser that Allah and his prophet, decided to ignore this warning and used their hands to download the Quran from memory into a hand written book. The first man who ordered the writing of the Quran was Abubakar. Several years after Abubakar died, Othman ordered a re-writing of the Quran and he (Othman) burnt all copies of the Quran that emanated from the earlier works of Abubakar. Today we have the Quran according to Othman which is a far cry from the original Quran that was given to the Prophet by the angel Jubril.
Now take the following questions to the Imam nearest to you and come back with his answer. Please don't attempt to answer the questions by yourself. Ask your Imam and let him give you the answer out of his wealth of wisdom. Then reproduce the answer here, so that we can learn from your Imam.
1. Did Allah or Muhammad command that the Quran be written with hands after the death of the prophet?
2. Is the Quran of today exactly the same as the one given to the prophet by the angel?
3. If question "2" answers "No", I remain silent but if the answer is "Yes", where is the evidence to prove that today's Quran is the same at the one given to the prophet.
Evolution of the Quran.......
IT IS A SERIOUS MATTER!

Love, lust: it’s easy to confuse the two, especially in the early stages of a relationship. Both emotions make you feel a kind of bliss that you’ve never experienced before – which is wonderful and joyous and something to celebrate – but make sure you know the differencebetween the two. Need a little help? Here’s a few clues:

1. When you’re in lust, you dress to the NINES. Maybe even the TENS. Obviously, there’s no harm in trying to look good for your significant other, especially when you’re first courting each other. But we all know dressing (and looking) like you’re going to Fashion Week each time you step out for a date takes a sh*t-ton of effort, not to mention money!

When you’re in love, you might forget to wear pants. Are you wearing a shirt? Check. Shoes? Check. Pants? Oops! On those exciting Friday nights where you end up pacing the aisles of Costco to stock up on frozen pizzas and Lucky Charms cereal, comfort = love.

2. When you’re in lust, you look past their foolishness. Things are so hot & heavy, it’s easy to look past minor “annoyances” (that laugh, that money problem, that MOTHER) that may turn into larger issues down the road.

When you’re in love, you point out their mistakes. You love them, which is why you want them to be a better person. And if they love you, they’ll accept the (constructive) criticism and try to be a better person not just for you but for themselves, too.
CONTINUE READING HERE https://butchersweetsweat./2015/11/15/8-major-differences-between-love-and-lust/

FT DR Congo 2 - 2 Burundi
FT Equatorial Guinea 1 - 0 Morocco


DR Congo and Morrocco advance as predicted by Koomson

FT Rwanda 1 - 3 Libya
FT Cameroon 0 - 0 Niger
FT Congo 2 - 1 Ethiopia
FT Ghana 2 - 0 Comoros
FT Nigeria 2 - 0 Swaziland

Libya, Cameroun, congo, Ghana and Nigeria pass to next stage

1. DR CONGO
2. GUINEA
3. BURKINA FASO
4. UGANDA
5. MOROCCO
6. GABON
7. ZAMBIA
8. SENEGAL
9. GHANA
10. CAPE VERDE
11. RWANDA
12. SOUTH AFRICA
13. CAMEROUN
14. IVORY COAST
15. TUNISIA
16. NIGERIA
17. CONGO
18. ALGERIA
19. EGYPT
20. BOTWANA

FT Uganda 3 - 0 Togo
FT Zambia 2 - 0 Sudan

Uganda and zambia qualify to the next round as Koomson predicted

Matthew chapter 25

The Parable of the Ten Virgins
25 “At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. 2 Five of them were foolish and five were wise. 3 The foolish ones took their lamps but did not take any oil with them. 4 The wise ones, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps. 5 The bridegroom was a long time in coming, and they all became drowsy and fell asleep.

6 “At midnight the cry rang out: ‘Here’s the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!’

7 “Then all the virgins woke up and trimmed their lamps. 8 The foolish ones said to the wise, ‘Give us some of your oil; our lamps are going out.’

9 “‘No,’ they replied, ‘there may not be enough for both us and you. Instead, go to those who sell oil and buy some for yourselves.’

10 “But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived. The virgins who were ready went in with him to the wedding banquet. And the door was shut.

11 “Later the others also came. ‘Lord, Lord,’ they said, ‘open the door for us!’

12 “But he replied, ‘Truly I tell you, I don’t know you.’

13 “Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour.

Am i a wise or a foolish virgin? YOu?.......

Gabon beat Mozambique on penalties to advance to group stages as predicted by Koomson

By Kwesi Nyarkoh Koomson
Email: Kwesikoomson96@yahoo.com
Qualifiers for the most prestigious sporting event in the world are currently underway and as usual with the round leather game, there are astonishing scores with respect to the CAF zone. This year’s AFCON finalists Ghana for instance couldn’t beat lowly rated Comoros likewise fellow big guns like Nigeria and Algeria. Re-building Egypt Lost by a goal to nil to Chad whereas unpredictable South Africa run riot over 2006 world cup finalists Angola in Luanda. Below is the scoreboard for this weekends CAF’s zone of the FIFA world cup qualifiers played so far.

Ethiopia 3 – 4 Congo
Tanzania 2 – 2 Algeria
Chad 1 – 0 Egypt
Madagascar 2 – 2 Senegal
Comoros 0 – 0 Ghana
Kenya 1 – 0 Cape Verde
Libya 1 – 0 Rwanda
Angola 1 – 3 South Africa
Niger 0 – 3 Cameroon
Burundi 2 – 3 DR Congo
Namibia 0 – 1 Guinea
Benin 2 – 1 Burkina Faso
Togo 0 – 1 Uganda
Morocco 2 – 0 Equatorial Guinea
Mauritania 1 – 2 Tunisia
Swaziland 0 – 0 Nigeria

Here are my 20 picks of countries that will make it to the group stages based on intuition, the current scores, teams character and previous world cup qualifier records. It doesn’t take just a good form to qualify for the world cup, but also contacts, team spirit, economy and other factors.

20 Countries to go through to next stage

1. DR CONGO
2. GUINEA
3. BURKINA FASO
4. UGANDA
5. MOROCCO
6. GABON
7. ZAMBIA
8. SENEGAL
9. GHANA
10. CAPE VERDE
11. RWANDA
12. SOUTH AFRICA
13. CAMEROUN
14. IVORY COAST
15. TUNISIA
16. NIGERIA
17. CONGO
18. ALGERIA
19. EGYPT
20. BOTWANA

HOW THE GROUPING COULD LOOK grin grin

GROUP A
NIGERIA
SENEGAL
GABON
UGANDA


GROUP B
IVORY COAST
EGYPT
DR CONGO
RWANDA

GROUP C
GHANA
BURKINA FASO
TUNISIA
BOTWANA

GROUP D
ALGERIA
CAPE VERDE
ZAMBIA
CONGO

GROUP E
CAMEROUN
MOROCCO
SOUTH AFRICA
GUINEA


Likely GROUP WINNERS

GROUP A
NIGERIA
SENEGAL
GABON
UGANDA

WINNER: SENEGAL


GROUP B
IVORY COAST
EGYPT
DR CONGO
RWANDA

WINNER: IVORY COAST

GROUP C
GHANA
BURKINA FASO
TUNISIA
BOTWANA

WINNER: GHANA

GROUP D
ALGERIA
CAPE VERDE
ZAMBIA
CONGO

WINNER: CAPE VERDE

GROUP E
CAMEROUN
MOROCCO
SOUTH AFRICA
GUINEA

WINNER: CAMEROUN

source: https://butchersweetsweat./2015/11/14/african-soccer-expert-kwesi-nyarkoh-koomson-predicts-5-nations-to-qualify-for-russia-2018-world-cup/

Likely GROUP WINNERS

GROUP A
NIGERIA
SENEGAL
GABON
UGANDA

WINNER: SENEGAL


GROUP B
IVORY COAST
EGYPT
DR CONGO
RWANDA

WINNER: IVORY COAST

GROUP C
GHANA
BURKINA FASO
TUNISIA
BOTWANA

WINNER: GHANA

GROUP D
ALGERIA
CAPE VERDE
ZAMBIA
CONGO

WINNER: CAPE VERDE

GROUP E
CAMEROUN
MOROCCO
SOUTH AFRICA
GUINEA

WINNER: CAMEROUN

HOW THE GROUPING COULD LOOK

GROUP A
NIGERIA
SENEGAL
GABON
UGANDA


GROUP B
IVORY COAST
EGYPT
DR CONGO
RWANDA

GROUP C
GHANA
BURKINA FASO
TUNISIA
BOTWANA

GROUP D
ALGERIA
CAPE VERDE
ZAMBIA
CONGO

GROUP E
CAMEROUN
MOROCCO
SOUTH AFRICA
GUINEA

20 Countries to go through to next stage

1. DR CONGO
2. GUINEA
3. BURKINA FASO
4. UGANDA
5. MOROCCO
6. GABON
7. ZAMBIA
8. SENEGAL
9. GHANA
10. CAPE VERDE
11. RWANDA
12. SOUTH AFRICA
13. CAMEROUN
14. IVORY COAST
15. TUNISIA
16. NIGERIA
17. CONGO
18. ALGERIA
19. EGYPT
20. BOTWANA

FT Burundi 2 - 3 DR Congo
FT Namibia 0 - 1 Guinea
FT Benin 2 - 1 Burkina Faso
FT Togo 0 - 1 Uganda
FT Morocco 2 - 0 Equatorial Guinea

FT Madagascar 2 - 2 Senegal
FT Comoros 0 - 0 Ghana
FT Kenya 1 - 0 Cape Verde
FT Libya 1 - 0 Rwanda
FT Angola 1 - 3 South Africa
FT Niger 0 - 3 Cameroon
FT Liberia 0 - 1 Ivory Coast
FT Mauritania 1 - 2 Tunisia
FT Swaziland 0 - 0 Nigeria

Shocking world cup qualifier results

Ethiopia 3 - 4 Congo
FT Tanzania 2 - 2 Algeria
FT Chad 1 - 0 Egypt

one of the best write-ups i have seen lately

Jesus is Lord

Please, do not merely follow a 'pastor' just because he performs signs and wonders
The devil and his cohorts also do perform such; remember Moses and the priests of Pharoah?
Please watch!
See what Jesus Christ of Nazareth said about sings and wonders in our days:
"For false christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders, so as to lead astray, if possible, even the elect" (Matthew 24:24).

Please be cautious with so-called prophets selling all kinds of stuff (you know how i mean) in the church. The bible charges us to test the spirits. The true spirit of God does not contradict His WORD (The Bible). I am not judging, just speaking the truth. Jesus bless you.