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Jokes EtcShe Has Ordered Me To Shave My Dreadlocks Else. . . by BINGBAGBO1(op): 12:07pm On Nov 18, 2012
i am a reggae artist and have kept my locks for about 28 years now.
she has lately become very critical of my locks and yesterday ordered me to shave it off or else loose her.
she says its unkept, untidy and most annoying of it all smelling.
i really love her and dont wanna lose her.
should i shave?
Jokes EtcRe: Larride Is Back And Better ((projan)) by BINGBAGBO1(m): 6:42pm On Oct 04, 2012
ode remo: if it sound like bingbagbo, most definately its bin crapgbo.
next.
ode respect yourself


any great joke from the prime minister, up projan!!
Jokes EtcIf U Dont Laff Call Me Ediotttt!!. by BINGBAGBO1(op): 6:18pm On Oct 04, 2012
mudini was on a bus heading to Onitsha and before they had gotten halfway the journey he had messed about 69 tymes.
this annoyed everyone but could not talk, till they got to a junction where mudini called an egg seller to buy some boiled eggs.just after he bought the eggs , every passenger got down and took to their heels!

why??
Jokes EtcRe: Hehe!! by BINGBAGBO1(m): 6:35am On Oct 04, 2012
mormoni: Singing nd dancing
joins him madly
Jokes EtcRe: My Top 20 Jokers On Nairaland. by BINGBAGBO1(op): 3:57pm On Oct 03, 2012
bunmioguns: BG. . . ..
not flesh and blood has revealed this to you....

i know....
Jokes EtcRe: Where is the Joke? by BINGBAGBO1(m): 11:37am On Oct 03, 2012
madman!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: My Top 20 Jokers On Nairaland. by BINGBAGBO1(op): 11:24am On Oct 03, 2012
9. dani1lu

8.ode remo

7.jojo armani

6.mogul

5.jackpot

4.booqee

3.sutoboy

2. bunmioguns


1. who do you think is number 1huhhuh??

your guess is as good as mine!
Jokes EtcMy Top 20 Jokers On Nairaland. by BINGBAGBO1(op): 11:17am On Oct 03, 2012
20. ekeroyal

19. lagusta

18.mikuz

17. ajibel

16. mormoni

15.vicky

14. Valiant valiant

13. larride

12 homar

11. donkollione
Jokes EtcLetter To My Projaners And Joko Haram by BINGBAGBO1(op): 6:46am On Sep 25, 2012
our detractors(NPJC, MUKINA2, DANI1LUV) haven witnessed the sudden progress of PROJAN are worried, so have decided to ban me(BG) for no offence committed.
BG has not used the F~word, has not told an intimate joke, so why the ban?these are all attempts by the opposition to frustrate PROJAN, but i know they will fail.
i hereby call on all PROJANERS especially JOKO HARAM to set this section on fire to fight for my release.Bomb every suspect(mukina, npjc, dani) etc to unban me now.Up PROJAN!
Christianity EtcIs Ritual Money Real??? by BINGBAGBO1(op): 9:50am On Aug 15, 2012
and if it is real, just what is wrong is it?
how is it satanic?
do money ritualists die early?
and how do atheists reconcile ritual money with their belief of freethinking??

please help me.
Jokes EtcRe: This Question Is For Our Doctor Bin Gbagbo!!! by BINGBAGBO1(m): 10:33am On Aug 04, 2012
dr is currently out of town, and will inform him the moment he is back, tank u!
Jokes EtcThe Scratchcard! by BINGBAGBO1(op): 11:08am On Jul 27, 2012
I , i , . ..i . ..i, i, ha-ha-haa. . .had a te-te te.te. . .tet text message fro. . .fro. . fro. . .from from ma. .my ex girlfriend re. .readi. .reading "i have missed you, call me"
so i, i , a..a. .i dialed her num-num. . .numb. . .number but that di. . di. . .di. . .disresper. . .per. .perper. . .pectful girl at mtn to.. .to.to.tot. .to. . .told me i dont have call cre. . .cre. . cre-cre. ..credit on the ph. . pho. . . phone so i quickly rushed to buy one m. .mtn scratchca. .caca card.
in hey. .heyhey--hey. . .hey. . .hey-hey. ..haste i scra.. .scratched the scratchcard only to. .to ot. ..to find the in. . .in. . .inscription. . . .. .
. . ."YOU BE MUMU!"


EM, EM, ERM. . .MTN WHA. . .WHA WHY?? NO. . .NO. . .NO. . .NO. . .NO. .NONNOOO.. . .NONSENSE!!
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by BINGBAGBO1(m): 9:29pm On Jul 22, 2012
ekeroyal: These lines are gat damn fu<keen funny cheesy
nonsense!!! angry
Jokes EtcJeremiah 33:3 by BINGBAGBO1(op): 8:46am On Jul 22, 2012
a woman that dont trust her man went to a party with him . when they got to the party the man asked his wife to get him a drink nd when the woman was goin for the drink the man left to talk with another woman so as the man saw his wife standing at his back he then told the other........"woman
so as i siad plsss dont forget Jeremiah 33:3"





the wife messed twice grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by BINGBAGBO1(m): 8:41am On Jul 22, 2012
jackpot: kid, they banned you?

*puffs some smoke from my cigar*
sharrAP bush pork! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Are All Sins Equal Before The Lord?? by BINGBAGBO1(op): 8:04am On Jul 22, 2012
donkarly: i dnt belivev that all sins are equal before God.for example,fornicating is one sin while homosexuality is double sin.a liar will receive a lighter punishment than a murderer.even in hell,there are departments for all sins
can you please back this with scripture?? huh
Christianity EtcAre All Sins Equal Before The Lord?? by BINGBAGBO1(op): 8:36pm On Jul 21, 2012
I am confused here! what do the scriptures say?
for eg, i fornicate daily, but dont kill.in judgment will me a fornicator and an armed robber face the same music? if all sins are equal then, is there a righteous person on this earth? who doesnt lie? gossip? fornicate? remember even if you look at a person lustfully you have fornicated angry
Jokes EtcRe: Just Imagine by BINGBAGBO1(m): 8:21pm On Jul 21, 2012
imagine the world has ended and you r on top of you r neighbour's wife grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by BINGBAGBO1(m): 8:19pm On Jul 21, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]o nnkwoma anugom eweliwe....biko[/quote]huh huh huh
SportsRe: Lionel Messi emerges Nairaland World Footballer Of The Year for 2011 by BINGBAGBO1(m): 6:44pm On Dec 05, 2011
yakubu ;d ;d ;d

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