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i am a reggae artist and have kept my locks for about 28 years now. she has lately become very critical of my locks and yesterday ordered me to shave it off or else loose her. she says its unkept, untidy and most annoying of it all smelling. i really love her and dont wanna lose her. should i shave? |
ode remo: if it sound like bingbagbo, most definately its bin crapgbo.ode respect yourself any great joke from the prime minister, up projan!! |
mudini was on a bus heading to Onitsha and before they had gotten halfway the journey he had messed about 69 tymes. this annoyed everyone but could not talk, till they got to a junction where mudini called an egg seller to buy some boiled eggs.just after he bought the eggs , every passenger got down and took to their heels! why?? |
mormoni: Singing nd dancingjoins him madly |
bunmioguns: BG. . . ..not flesh and blood has revealed this to you.... i know.... |
madman!! ![]() |
9. dani1lu 8.ode remo 7.jojo armani 6.mogul 5.jackpot 4.booqee 3.sutoboy 2. bunmioguns 1. who do you think is number 1 ![]() ?? your guess is as good as mine! |
20. ekeroyal 19. lagusta 18.mikuz 17. ajibel 16. mormoni 15.vicky 14. Valiant valiant 13. larride 12 homar 11. donkollione |
our detractors(NPJC, MUKINA2, DANI1LUV) haven witnessed the sudden progress of PROJAN are worried, so have decided to ban me(BG) for no offence committed. BG has not used the F~word, has not told an intimate joke, so why the ban?these are all attempts by the opposition to frustrate PROJAN, but i know they will fail. i hereby call on all PROJANERS especially JOKO HARAM to set this section on fire to fight for my release.Bomb every suspect(mukina, npjc, dani) etc to unban me now.Up PROJAN! |
and if it is real, just what is wrong is it? how is it satanic? do money ritualists die early? and how do atheists reconcile ritual money with their belief of freethinking?? please help me. |
dr is currently out of town, and will inform him the moment he is back, tank u! |
I , i , . ..i . ..i, i, ha-ha-haa. . .had a te-te te.te. . .tet text message fro. . .fro. . fro. . .from from ma. .my ex girlfriend re. .readi. .reading "i have missed you, call me" so i, i , a..a. .i dialed her num-num. . .numb. . .number but that di. . di. . .di. . .disresper. . .per. .perper. . .pectful girl at mtn to.. .to.to.tot. .to. . .told me i dont have call cre. . .cre. . cre-cre. ..credit on the ph. . pho. . . phone so i quickly rushed to buy one m. .mtn scratchca. .caca card. in hey. .heyhey--hey. . .hey. . .hey-hey. ..haste i scra.. .scratched the scratchcard only to. .to ot. ..to find the in. . .in. . .inscription. . . .. . . . ."YOU BE MUMU!" EM, EM, ERM. . .MTN WHA. . .WHA WHY?? NO. . .NO. . .NO. . .NO. . .NO. .NONNOOO.. . .NONSENSE!! |
ekeroyal: These lines are gat damn fu<keen funnynonsense!!! ![]() |
a woman that dont trust her man went to a party with him . when they got to the party the man asked his wife to get him a drink nd when the woman was goin for the drink the man left to talk with another woman so as the man saw his wife standing at his back he then told the other........"woman so as i siad plsss dont forget Jeremiah 33:3" the wife messed twice ![]() |
jackpot: kid, they banned you?sharrAP bush pork! ![]() |
donkarly: i dnt belivev that all sins are equal before God.for example,fornicating is one sin while homosexuality is double sin.a liar will receive a lighter punishment than a murderer.even in hell,there are departments for all sinscan you please back this with scripture?? ![]() |
I am confused here! what do the scriptures say? for eg, i fornicate daily, but dont kill.in judgment will me a fornicator and an armed robber face the same music? if all sins are equal then, is there a righteous person on this earth? who doesnt lie? gossip? fornicate? remember even if you look at a person lustfully you have fornicated ![]() |
imagine the world has ended and you r on top of you r neighbour's wife ![]() |
[quote author=~vicky~]o nnkwoma anugom eweliwe....biko[/quote] ![]() |
yakubu ;d ;d ;d |



