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Re: Just Imagine by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jul 09, 2012
shaneroberts26: Imajin ol of una a victim of BOKO HARAM.
shaneroberts26: Imajin ol of una being an orphan and livin in an orphanage.
shaneroberts26: Imagine all of una being disabld.
Are u maaaad?!
Infact you're madt!

Dis is jokes section, we're here to crack jokes and have fun, and not to curse ur fellow men! What rubbish?!

I rebuke, reject, and renounce every negative pronouncement in my life and send it back to d sender IJN!
Arrant nonsense! Mtcheww! undecided angry
Re: Just Imagine by shaneroberts26: 10:02pm On Jul 09, 2012
booqee: Are u maaaad?!
Infact you're madt!

Dis is jokes section, we're here to crack jokes and have fun, and not to curse ur fellow men! What rubbish?!

I rebuke, reject, and renounce every negative pronouncement in my life and send it back to d sender IJN!
Arrant nonsense! Mtcheww! undecided angry
Lol.u aint cng nofin yet sweedy.Mine is equally a joke dear na y i put imagine.Mayb u lack comprehension.Lmfao.
Re: Just Imagine by Chuksaluta(m): 10:17pm On Jul 09, 2012
Imagine a guy with 2 d!ck and 1 ball
Re: Just Imagine by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jul 09, 2012
shaneroberts26: Lol.u aint cng nofin yet sweedy.Mine is equally a joke dear na y i put imagine.
whaaaaat! So with all dese thick thick curses, u mean some more is still on d way?! Dey send u to us ni?!
shaneroberts: Mayb u lack comprehension.Lmfao.
you're a goat! undecided ??
Re: Just Imagine by shaneroberts26: 11:27pm On Jul 09, 2012
booqee: whaaaaat! So with all dese thick thick curses, u mean some more is still on d way?! Dey send u to us ni?! you're a goat! undecided ??
I am tempted 2 place a curse on u but i wil let it pass.D Op say mek we imajin so mek we imajin dey go and please dont derail d fun.I hav noticd u sha.
Re: Just Imagine by Nobody: 7:21am On Jul 10, 2012
shaneroberts26: I am tempted 2 place a curse on u but i wil let it pass.D Op say mek we imajin so mek we imajin dey go and please dont derail d fun.I hav noticd u sha.
@bolded, if dem born u well nah.....
Op say make u imagine dey go huh, and dis is jokes section right??.....so dint ur brain communicate to u dat you should imagine funny things dat'll make us laff and not cursative words dat'll give us you heart attack?!

Attention seeker!
Re: Just Imagine by shaneroberts26: 7:49am On Jul 10, 2012
booqee:
@bolded, if dem born u well nah.....
Op say make u imagine dey go huh, and dis is jokes section right??.....so dint ur brain communicate to u dat you should imagine funny things dat'll make us laff and not cursative words dat'll give us you heart attack?!

Attention seeker!
By ur staements so far,i guess ur are stil a teen.
Re: Just Imagine by shaneroberts26: 7:55am On Jul 10, 2012
booqee:
@bolded, if dem born u well nah.....
Op say make u imagine dey go huh, and dis is jokes section right??.....so dint ur brain communicate to u dat you should imagine funny things dat'll make us laff and not cursative words dat'll give us you heart attack?!

Attention seeker!
By ur staements so far,i guess ur are stil a teen.I dont do minors sweedy.Point of koreqtion,i dont seek for attention honey;it is d oda way round.Go watch po.rn.
Re: Just Imagine by bunmioguns(m): 11:54am On Jul 10, 2012
Imagine Shaneroberts and Booqee in love wiv each other
Re: Just Imagine by bashydemy(m): 1:05pm On Jul 10, 2012
Imagine booqee and shaneroberts26 in front of the altar saying yes i do
Re: Just Imagine by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 10, 2012
shaneroberts26: By ur staements so far,i guess ur are stil a teen.I dont do minors sweedy.Point of koreqtion,i dont seek for attention honey;it is d oda way round.Go watch po.rn.
Re: Just Imagine by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 10, 2012
shaneroberts26: By ur staements so far,i guess ur are stil a teen.I dont do minors sweedy.Point of koreqtion,i dont seek for attention honey;it is d oda way round.Go watch po.rn.
Go kiss cobra.
Re: Just Imagine by shaneroberts26: 4:48pm On Jul 10, 2012
Nah @ Bunmioguns and Femy,i hav olredy proposd to freecocoa.
Re: Just Imagine by habayommy: 1:47pm On Jul 21, 2012
Imagine going τ̅☺ the moon or Jupiter for my honeymoon.... undecided

Imagine say booqee na my grand mama grin
Re: Just Imagine by bunmioguns(m): 4:12pm On Jul 21, 2012
habayommy: Imagine going τ̅☺ the moon or Jupiter for my honeymoon.... undecided

Imagine say booqee na my grand mama grin
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grin grin wetin u wan do U go dey bleep her undecided
Re: Just Imagine by habayommy: 4:29pm On Jul 21, 2012
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grin grin wetin u wan do [b]U go dey bleep her
undecided

shocked shocked just imagine wink
Re: Just Imagine by olabiz2010: 5:58pm On Jul 21, 2012
Imagine 2face na Reverend Father shocked shocked shocked
Imagine Mikel score hat-trick shocked shocked shocked
Re: Just Imagine by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jul 21, 2012
habayommy: Imagine going τ̅☺ the moon or Jupiter for my honeymoon.... undecided

Imagine say booqee na my grand mama grin
since i've known you on nairaland, u've always spoken like a true eediot who's got his brain hidden in his arsse. tongue
#no offience, i mean dis in a good way grin
Re: Just Imagine by bunmioguns(m): 8:12pm On Jul 21, 2012
booqee: since i've known you on nairaland, u've always spoken like a true eediot who's got his brain hidden in his arsse. tongue
#no offience, i mean dis in a good way grin
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Madam, whats is d meaning of 'ARSE'. . Is it a compliment undecided
Re: Just Imagine by BINGBAGBO1(m): 8:21pm On Jul 21, 2012
imagine the world has ended and you r on top of you r neighbour's wife grin grin
Re: Just Imagine by habayommy: 8:23pm On Jul 21, 2012
booqee: since i've known you on nairaland, u've always spoken like a true eediot who's got his brain hidden in his arsse. tongue
#no offience, i mean dis in a good way grin
habayommy: Imagine going τ̅☺ the moon or Jupiter for my honeymoon.... undecided

Imagine say booqee na my grand mama grin

This na joke section na. Haba U don't need τ̅☺ be that insultive. I neva said anytin bad, We're just here to Ђave fun. Am Sorry if I've offended Ɣ☺Ʊ.
Re: Just Imagine by bunmioguns(m): 8:55pm On Jul 21, 2012
BINGBAGBO1: imagine the world has ended and you r on top of you r neighbour's wife grin grin
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grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin And ur neighbour caught you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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