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RomanceRe: How Long Is Long Enough To Chase After A Lady? by bioduneberry(m): 9:05pm On Jul 03, 2014
craziebone: yeah! When a man wants a woman for sex and she playing hard to get for so long, he may just give and say "mtchew aftreall, i can still get it else where". Thats for some type of players. Other type of players will not want to take no for an answer and say "what does this girl think she is...i have done it with other ladies and i must do it with this lady".

There are some guys who would say "why should i be begging a woman". So yes. You are right here.
Your last sentence depicts my attitude towards women.
RomanceRe: How Long Is Long Enough To Chase After A Lady? by bioduneberry(m): 9:01pm On Jul 03, 2014
Ify Angela: Really? I thought men love the chase.
No, that's an erroneous belief.
RomanceRe: He Stopped Loving Me When He Found A New Apartment. by bioduneberry(m): 8:49pm On Jul 03, 2014
Karma at work. shocked
I hope you've not jilted someelse in the past?
RomanceRe: Am I The Most Handsome Nairalander?? (photo) Ladies Only by bioduneberry(m): 7:47pm On Jul 03, 2014
Rubbish
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Birthday Mate Finder...drop Ur Date Of Birth, by bioduneberry(m): 2:56pm On Jul 03, 2014
December 31
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation Of The Names Of God by bioduneberry(op): 9:35am On Jul 03, 2014
Apatheist: You forgot the most important one:
El-Imaginary-- The imaginary one.
Cheers. smiley
undecided àse
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bioduneberry(m): 9:22am On Jul 03, 2014
REDBUNNY: Am I the only one yet to buy the required things needed for camp? I feel so unserious angry
You ain't the only one, am yet to purchase anything too *yawns* embarassed
RomanceRe: For The Guys; Wake up call by bioduneberry(op): 11:49am On Jul 01, 2014
jamesosedebamen: If you need sugar mummy,daddy lesbian and sexmate here comes (G.S.M.D:C)for free and easy connection if interested call our Mr shola on 08075779874 for more details.terms and condition apply
Mr man, kindly delete the thrash you put up here. huh angry
Christianity EtcRevelation Of The Names Of God by bioduneberry(op): 11:16am On Jul 01, 2014
The various names of God are important elements of the revelations of Himself to mankind.


1. Adonai
The Master and Lord of all Gen 15:2

2. El-Shaddai
The All-Sufficient One Gen 17:1

3. El-Elyon
The Strongest One Gen 14:20

The Most High God Dan 4:32

4. El-Roi
The All-Seeing One Gen 16:13

5. El-Olam
The Everlasting God Gen 21:33
The God of Eternity
The God without limits

6. Jehovah Jireh
The Lord who Provides Gen 22:14

7. Jehovah Rophe/Rapha
The Lord who heals Exo 15:26

8. Jehovah Nissi
The Lord our Banner Exo 17:15

9. Jehovah M’ (Kaddesh)(Qaddash)
The Lord who sets Apart Exo 31:12
The Lord Sanctifier

10. Jehovah Shalom
The Lord of Peace Judges 6:24

11. Jehovah Sabaoth
The Lord of Hosts 1 Sam 1:3, 11

12. Jehovah Rohi/Raah
The Lord is my Shepherd Ps 33:1

13. Jehovah Shammah
The Lord is There/Present Eze 48:35

14. Jehovah Tsidkenu
The Lord our Righteousness Jer 23:6

15. Jehovah Nakeh
The Lord who strikes Eze 7:9

16. Jehovah El-Gomolah
The Lord is the God of Righteousness Jer 51:56

17. Elohim
The Creator of the Universe Gen 1:1

18. Jehovah
The God of Redemption Exo 3:13-14


PEACE BE UNTO YOU ALL!!!
HealthMessiah Complex!!! by bioduneberry(op): 11:02am On Jul 01, 2014
A messiah complex (also known as the Christ complex or savior complex) is a state of mind in which an individual holds a belief that they are, or are destined to become, a savior. The term "messiah complex" is not addressed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), but symptoms of the disorder closely resemble those found in individuals suffering from grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur. This form of delusional belief is most often reported in patients suffering from bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Little is known about the disorder, but it is believed that as many as 10% of the population may hold similar beliefs in one form or another, though not significant enough to warrant a diagnosis. Examples include Jim Jones, David Koresh and Inri Cristo. shocked shocked shocked
Source: WIKIPEDIA
RomanceFor The Guys; Wake up call by bioduneberry(op):
I came across this write-up and decided to share it here. This is an excerpt from the original article.

★★★★★★EDITED★★★★★★

It is sad to see how some guys just willingly choose to be daft and dense even after crossing the level of reasoning in this age and era of enlightenment. No doubt every guy must have had to pass through the aisle of stupidity and immaturity in growing and relating with the opposite sex.

From placing bets to bragging about how many you've smashed to keeping long chains of girlfriends to the struggle to be recognised as a ladies man. Life comes in stages and phases. As we grow and advance in stages, we should leave certain phases of our lives behind. But some guys are just eternally stuck!

There was a time being a boy and doing silly boyish things were excusable. Its just not normal as a grown man if you still do things like a boy. Having a string of girlfriends doesn't make you a hot "happening" young man it only makes you a hot "happening" fool.

Look at it this way: you're in your twenties, stuck with the silly idea that men can marry whenever they want while women can't, you're struggling with a job where you're paid 60k per month. You've got 4 girlfriends and you want to impress each one. You were probably able to save 200k from previous monthly earnings. You take the 1st girlfriend out on a date and buy her some nice things because you want to gain easy access to her pants. Before you know it, you've spent 50k on her. You buy an android phone worth 45k for girlfriend 2, you take girlfriend 3 out for shopping and spend 30k then you take girlfrnd 4 clubbing to pop bottles and spend 50k and another 20k for the hotel you and her lodged in for the night, all withdrawn from your bank account. Do the math: that's 195k on four gals to gain what? Sex? smh!

Please how does this make you hot? Can't you see how silly you are? You'll probably feel like you're winning because you're smashing pu**y. But I've got news for you bro. You are losing big time because if its the sex that makes you think you ain't loosing, you're probably too high on stupidity to notice you're a big time loser.

[b]• You're losing money

• Losing valuable time

• Losing sense of reasoning and direction.

• Expending energy on things that eventually yield no positive gains for you.

• You're losing your essence with each girl you sleep with.

The ladies you're frolicking around with are on the other hand are:

• Stacking cash and gift items on the tab of your foolishness.

• She may not need to struggle as hard as you before she gets married to an already made guy and enjoys her life. While you'll be stuck trying to work and make back all you spent foolishly.

As a young man with prospects:

• Work hard as in hustle real hard and keep it clean for ur own good.

• Develop a healthy saving habit.

• Invest if you have what it takes. Its called making hay while the sun shines. Don't go spending it all on vain things. "I used to be rich, I used to have money is story".

• Chase after women less so you can focus on Your hustle.

• Get yourself just one woman who loves you and make plans for your future with her.

• Put your back into it and be man enough to see it through. Marry that good woman that loves you and start a family as soon as possible.
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Incase you don't know, you need to have atleast 20 years of good intimate relationship with your wife. You owe her that much if not more. So if you are planning to get married at 35 or 40 because you feel you can afford to play around because a man has all the time in the world, please think again. How do you plan to stay young and strong enough for your woman to give her 20years of you? As a man once you're 50, you'll start experiencing a decline in ur health then comes the mid-life crisis. How will you have the strength then to bring up your kids whom you bore late in life? Please I know its not as easy as I make it sound but you can atleast stop jumping around and running after shadows... its a start.


cc: Lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Ladies' Reactions To Being Dumped According To Their States by bioduneberry(m): 10:36am On Jul 01, 2014
*just passing by*
SportsRe: Photos Of World Leaders Watching The World Cup by bioduneberry(m):
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]GEJ would need a pair of vernacular to watch that match with the distance of that tv.

Good to see world leaders also enjoy watching football[/color]
binoculars

cheesy
EventsRe: Bridesmaids Pull Up Their Dresses And Shows Booty In Wedding Photos – See Pics! by bioduneberry(m): 6:51pm On Jun 29, 2014
Chai *covers face*
RomanceRe: ...at My Worst... by bioduneberry(op): 1:51pm On Jun 29, 2014
Houseofglam7: I'm at my worst ryt nw,cnt read this testament. tongue
undecided
RomanceRe: ...at My Worst... by bioduneberry(op): 1:49pm On Jun 29, 2014
ATSOMEH: Op,op,op how many times did I call you?
Thrice grin grin grin
Romance...at My Worst... by bioduneberry(op):
**************RE-POST****************

...At My Worst...

I've seen many ladies put this up. "If you can't handle me at my worst you certainly don't deserve me at my best" or this "If you love me, love me wholly don't try to change me".

Am I the only one irritated by this childish write up? Such mindset retards growth and inhibits change. You want a guy that will go against his standards and date you a nagging lady. You nag and instead of changing you delude yourself with the quote that whoever deserves your best has to handle your worst. Have you tried living with yourself? Many of us can never live with ourselves. If you get into a relationship with someone of the exact behaviour with you do you think you'd last? Some relationships failed cuz some met people that are a little or a lot like them and they can't handle it. Imagine nagging and dating a man who also nags you'd always call him a troublemaker forgetting you are like that or you hide behind " am a woman I'm supposed to nag" delusion. If your worst is so bad that people complain about it a lot don't stand around and wait for who would accept your worst. Work on that annoying behaviour. You slap your man when you are angry and you expect a man to accept you at your worst? You must feel you're such a catch that any man would endure that aspect of you. You don't call your boyfriend, he alone does the calling and if he doesn't call in a month you won't and if he complains you say, "That's who I am don't try to change me". You will get old waiting for the right man because a man that is comfortable without hearing his woman's voice for a week or two doesn't love her. When you get such a man you feel he understands but the truth is he has someone he calls and isn't bothered about you. You refused to work on your nagging and you marry a man who is utterly calm when you nag. You thank God you have a loving husband. There is a huge probability that a woman out there is keeping him sane.

You are never caring and your man doesn't complain and you are happy you finally met someone who accepts you at your worst. Other guys left cuz of that and you patiently waited for who would accept you at your worst without trying to change you. You thank God for the miracle. You prefer to wait to changing. No romance works without care. Be rest assured he isn't bothered about your care less attitude not cuz he loves you but because someone is giving it to him in such humongous quantity he doesn't bother if you do.

Change because the world is full of it. That attitude that drives people away take care of it and stop waiting for who will accept you the way you are.


SOURCE: http://www.facebook.com/sexlifein9ja
Jokes EtcBusted!!! by bioduneberry(op): 12:27am On Jun 29, 2014
A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming.
BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; "SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT?" by Ngozi Okafor.

Girl: No, I want that our hymns called “WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU”

Boy: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Crooks.

Girl: Fine but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...

Boy: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.

Then; Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them?

Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart.

Dad: Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also d one on d dinning titled “IF SHE GETS PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by wole soyinka.
RomanceRe: Macho Man Or Slim Guy by bioduneberry(m): 11:09pm On Jun 28, 2014
joychioma19: its a no for macho. I love slim guys.not too slim though. slim guys have long joystick and I like it.
cool cool
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bioduneberry(m): 6:05pm On Jun 28, 2014
Count-down:
30 Days to call-up
38 Days to camp
















































grin grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bioduneberry(m): 1:49am On Jun 28, 2014
cutiepie01: Viewing this topic: ogorkojo, noordean, bioduneberry,na wa o.Una no dey sleep?
Nay, we are keeping watch over the thread.
SportsRe: Photos Of Vincent Enyeama’s Family As He Marks His Wedding Anniversary by bioduneberry(m): 9:00pm On Jun 27, 2014
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NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bioduneberry(m): 4:32pm On Jun 27, 2014
Valentinooo: Where are others?

Ifyzo, luvlycute, debbygirly, Jimwalex, DivaLindiway, osemu8, Meeky, traecey, DrPhilA.Bd, Skateboard887, osazerray, Beverlie, dania30, samguine, opeyemmmy, Smeeky, saltinn, MissIndependent, Zinny402, Funpeter, just mi, macuwon, chykmoni, berryB, traecey, bioduneberry, Mannylex, AdaEkube, lamiwale, dat_koded, dstnd, richeazy.

Those are the names i can still remember/get for now. So if you hear your name just say present. grin
PRESENT
Good to be back. Missed you guys.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by bioduneberry(m): 11:19am On Jan 03, 2014
jreyez: For real... Share with jrerez please.
How To Use GLO BIS on Android

Hello, good morning my friends, here, i will be giving out step by steps in configuring your GLO BIS to work on Android phones and samsung using blackberry internet Services.

How To Buy GLO BIS
=> For Glo BIS Monthly Plan (3GB Data), text "BBCMonth" to 777 or dial this*777*21#at N1000 only.

=> for Glo BIS Weekly Plan (700MB Data), text "BBCWeek" to 777 or Dial this*777*22#at N400 only. Follow the steps below to Use the Glo BIS on your phone:

*. Now, open your android phone menu.

*. Goto your settings

*. Then, select Wireless and Network.

*. To select Mobile Networks or Mobile Data Scroll down.

*. You are to Create a new Access Point Name (APN),click on APN then select the New APN and type "Glo BIS" as the APN name.


=>. Name: Glo BIS =>. APN:blackberry. net
Leave others blank

*. Finally, click save settings. And ur gud to go

Phone/Internet MarketRe: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by bioduneberry(m): 11:11am On Jan 03, 2014
Opeyemi5: pls help out.will pm u now
How To Use GLO BIS on Android

Hello, good morning my friends, here, i will be giving out step by steps in configuring your GLO BIS to work on Android phones and using blackberry internet Services.

How To Buy GLO BIS
=> For Glo BIS Monthly Plan (3GB Data), text "BBCMonth" to 777 or dial this*777*21#at N1000 only.

=> for Glo BIS Weekly Plan (700MB Data), text "BBCWeek" to 777 or Dial this*777*22#at N400 only. Follow the steps below to Use the Glo BIS on your phone:

*. Now, open your android phone menu.

*. Goto your settings

*. Then, select Wireless and Network.

*. To select Mobile Networks or Mobile Data Scroll down.

*. You are to Create a new Access Point Name (APN),click on APN then select the New APN and type "Glo BIS" as the APN name.


=>. Name: Glo BIS =>. APN:blackberry. net
Leave others blank

*. Finally, click save settings. And ur gud to go
PhonesRe: Glo, Etisalat, Mtn Or Airtel Bis Which One Is Still Functioning On Android by bioduneberry(m): 12:35am On Jan 03, 2014
Am currently using glo bbc #1000 (3GB) monthly plan on my android phone. grin

Phone/Internet MarketRe: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by bioduneberry(m):
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Phone/Internet MarketRe: ***ALL Android Os Upgrades, ROOTING, & HD GAMES for All android deviceⓐ*** by bioduneberry(m): 12:09am On Jan 03, 2014
Opeyemi5: Is glo bis workn on android
Yes it is. cool

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