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mytime24:
I dey come

Damn! You should have waited for me.

[b]Let me gist you on how we have been dealing with people for 'GEJ till 2019' in my area.

1 Baba Kudi is a taxi-driver who lives below standard of living, he calls on small kids to help him push his 'ijapa car' every morning, today, as he calls on d kids , they said... Ijapa till 2019.

2 Baba Ibeji is my neighbour who is a die harder GEJ supporter but rarely give his wife money to cook, as he arrives from work today, his wife put a plate with a paper which reads 'GEJ' till tomorrow in front of him faking the plate to contain food.

3 Daniel and Bola are my neighbours who defend GEJ with their last drop of blood but they bring their phones to me for charging when I on my generator. Today, I pasted it on my door that: 'NO CHARGING, GEJ till 2019.

4 Mr Musa is our store officer at my office who believes so much in GEJ but begs for lift at closing time, today, When I was about living, he quickly came over and I said: I am not going towards your way today, I will take a short-cut to my house because fuel is now very cheap... GEJ till 2019...

We will force them to regain there senses so that they can know that 2019 is not a thing of few days, allowing GEJ to come back again to rule is like putting one self in prison and throwing the key to open the door away.[/b]

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To those who were ranting "GEJ TILL 2019" i guess you people will give us some peace and let us rest from your blind slogan.
"E don clear for their eyes"
I REPRESENT CHANGE!!!
SAI GOODLUCK!!!
SAI BUHARI!!!
LONG LIVE NIGERIA!!!

jackpot:
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Trespassers, beware!

Trolls be like...

NEVER!!!

mirexxx:
y u con dey vex na

Am not angry. Why i go carry another person matter for head like wyclef?
Hope you guys are still together?

JUO:
the speed will be awesome

Definitely it will

Mimienudles:
May God help us and make our lives worth living, Amen!

Amen

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L- I- F- E !!!

Over time I've discovered there is no absolute finish line for everyone in the race of life.
Our tracks are different and our durations are different.
The only thing we have in common is the same umpire.

For instance, one person graduates at age 20 and struggles for another 5 years to get a job;
another might graduate at 25 and get a job immediately.

One can marry a virgin and wait for the next decade to have the blessing of children;
another lady probably after having series of abortions in her past, becomes a mother almost immediately after marriage.

A fellow becomes MD at 38 and dies at 56;
another becomes MD at 55 and lives to 90.
What a life!

Life is full of twists, turns, ups and downs and many more surprises and disappointments.
Life offers each and everyone of us different opportunities;
and once an opportunity is lost, it's gone forever except by the grace of God.

It is up to each one of us to patiently prepare, wait, recognise and utilize every opportunity.

We learn on the way.

No one has it all or knows it all.

There is a reason why we all don't fall at the same time.
It is so that when one is down, weak and discouraged, the other who is strong can encourage and lift the other person.

God never promises that the road would be easy, but he promised never to leave or forsake us.

Although life is complicated, let us learn to go easy on ourselves and trust that God is working it all out for our good (even if it doesn't make sense now).

Whatever trials, challenges or down times we face, all shall pass, and in due course, we will be up and strong again to lift up those who may be down around us.

Share this on to your friends to encourage them in their journey called "LIFE".

I was actually in need of CHANGE, so, I went to ATM to cash some money. It was arround 9pm and I was lucky to meet just few people. When it got to my turn, I inserted my card and ordered to withdraw 20k. Just after sending the request, I spotted a thief making his way into my car and no one else could identify the thief as there were other people standing by their cars along where mine was also parked. I was the only one that could run to catch up with the thief before he would zoom off my car but I had already made a request on the ATM and the machine was loading. It was obvious that the thief would have gone with my car before my money would be out of the machine and it was also obvious that the hungry boys behind me would have run away with my ATM money before catching up with the thief that wanted to steal my car. What a Dillema! You know what I did? woke up from my dream!
I honestly want to advise those clerics who keep prophesizing their dreams that one particular politician will win the election to wake up from their dreams. I actually stand for CHANGE!!! Mind you, my CHANGE is not for APC but for good and better governance. I am laughing at the yeye fairly used PDP decampee who suddenly turned to white devils and also shouting 'CHANGE'.What else do they want to change?
If your pastor tells you to vote Peter because Peter is a christain, your pastor has collected a white envelope. But have you?
If your Imam tells you to vote Ibrahim because Ibrahim is a muslim, your Imam is only fighting for his Mecca slot.
Vote who you think will give you the true CAKE of democracy and not the CANE.

mifavour:
na u quote me first oo... elder indeed

and so what?

Mhizkel:
U can say dat again..tnx tho!

you are welcome.

mifavour:
lol.. ode!

The fvck is your problem? I guess that how you talk to your elders uncultured skank. Don't even bother quoting me.

mifavour:
pls rest!!

park well make i see front

[quote author=Mhizkel post=30062301][/quote]Lol. You look sweet though.

mifavour:
I love the lady. .. wondering why I hate this wannabe guy that has bleached the berra part of his brain and life!

Hater alert!!! So you think you are better than him "miss judgemental"?

Mhizkel:
beauriful..luks jus lyk ma haux

i love your sense of exaggeration.

ireneony:
op leave us pretty girls alone

Another joke

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Nneka123:
what?

Your reply is amusing.

Nneka123:
why

Oh lord

Better late than never. #MyHumbleSelf

EmmySparky:
I got 300mb.. Awoof dey sweet o

Awoof dey purge belle too.

Gibberish

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lanicky:
Do u expect her to build mansions in d air?.....I can't advice any lady to force herself on a guy

If he reciprocate ur love fine....but if he doesn't...move on with ur life. Lobatan.

I don't expect her to live on false hope, moving on is simply the way out. My 'ish' with your comment was the way you said "a better guy is on d way". Because a guy fails to fall in love with her after showing greenlight and wooing him shouldn't make him less of a man she should learn how to handle rejection. C'est fini.

lanicky:
Forget about him nd enjoy urself.....a better guy is on d way

Nigerian ladies consoling themselves since 1960.

Fraih:
U said it all
It worked for me too especiallly 8 infact, every of the above listed points

#thumbs up!
Proof dat u have been in dat shoes realy

Agybabe:
It's just a game we are playing here

Seriously?

Agybabe:
He is looking for an excuse or opportunity to dump you. Simple!

My counsel...reconcile with him and when you guys are good, beat him to it (his plans).

Na sharp expo I give you o. Thank me lerra sweetie!

Women what's the point in reconciling with him? Can't you just get it over with. Anyway its none of my business. *sips cocacola*

Francon:
Dear Lord,
Unlike every other greedy Nigerians that is wishing for something bigger, I just want to wake up in a lorry tyre

Jesus!!! abeg wish for something better.