₦airaland Forum

Chukwudiajibo:
My dear Nairalanders, I feel insecure for my girlfriend to look prettier and much beautiful, If am dating a girl i dont want any guy to feel exactly what am feeling for her, may be looking a little ugly will be perfect for me.

Insecurity kill you there!
u must be an ugly dude sef

This country called nigeria must be a joke.
so out of 33billion naira its common 100m for bail out.
everything na wash as long as say money dey, na you go control LAW itself.

Gforce2015:
Pot calling kettle black

Speak plainly if fear no dey catch you. dingbat

fuckfuckman:
this is a parable, try to understand before you judge

Does my statement seems judging to you?

Body don dey scratch am to nak

Really!!! never heard anyone get paid to masturbate.
is she suppose to pay herself or someone's gonna masturbate for her?!

Wow!

Its quite a big family.

LoydJ:
ogbeni follow anoda lane if body dey scratch yu.

Agbero
be like say lagos don taya you

Radarada oshi

LoydJ:
she no even fyn self

Oga park one side abeg make person see road.

List of items even the bride's father cannot afford for his wife

LearnITsmash:
Idiots will still believe he bought this nonsense for 4 million, dingbats everywhere

Oga e for no reach 4m if naija money get value.
he probably got it with a couple of thousands in $

99 days for the thief 1 day for the owner.

always gorgeous.

SarkinYarki:
Nigerian have been talking about missing organs since 1960 but till date not a single picture of what a groin with missing organ looks like , not a single picture

see this one waiting for picture since 1960 like if yours was stolen you would agree to snap.

Such an overflow of wealth.
yet there are millions across the globe with more wealth and still decides not to be this extravagant.

we ought to see the playcard BRING BACK OUR DICKSSS

such a weird and absurd thing to hear happening in nigeria.

transgendered i guess

AfroKnight:
Because you are too rude to us guys, I hereby score you 0/10 for such an engaging narrative.




As a guy who has been broke at some point in my life, I would say broke guys are looking for peace of mind, encouragement and love. They don’t want a nagging girlfriend who reminds them that they are broke. Such a tall order.

So many truth in what you've said.

Lightway:
You re a naughty girl to me.... No more no less

Little boy don't you have homeworks to do? or better still go to bed.

Lightway:
Are you over 80?

What does that got to do with the fact i prefer to be called a lady and not a girl?

Lightway:
Maybe it because youre a girl...
Why did you grade it so high.. 4 / 10..

i'm LADY not a girl.

Nothing wey seun no go see for nairaland...

4/10 no more no less.

nemesis will soon catch up with him
God has a good and unquestionable reason he made bobrisky a male. things will get risky for BOB soon enough. its a risky part for bobrisky.

4-1 liverpool's match

Smalldick123:
Let them forgive him because he is a catholic priest

Maybe the size of your IQ is also equivalent to that of your moniker...
Dingbat fellow

She has a really good self defence tactics.

are you shitting me!

SHALLOW by Lady gaga ft Bradley cooper
has my heart!
always on repeat