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Celebrities / Osuofia Confesses He Weeps Every Time He Sees Buhari On TV by Bisikona: 4:51pm On Feb 05, 2015
Popular Nigeria film comic actor Nkem Owoh, alias Osuofia has come out to profess
that every time he sees Buhari on tv, he weeps over his late brother, Bartholomew Owoh's death.
See pictures below of his late brother and him
Source: www.njuwo.com/2015/02/osuofia-confesses-he-weeps-every-time.html?m=1

Family / Tales From Boarding School Episode 1 by Bisikona: 7:28am On Jan 08, 2015
I had a little idea of what boarding school was like. Fahny told me that if only I obey my seniors and do everything they ask me to all will be fine. But it seemed Fahny only gave me a course outline, she did not give me a complete lecture on surviving boarding school. Resumption day came and daddy was not in town so Uncle Musa had to drop me. We got to the school, did all the registration procedures and by evening I had settled in what will be my new home for the next 13 or 14 weeks; red house, room 7. The first few weeks were not bad. My
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Literature / Afterwards by Bisikona: 11:42am On Jan 07, 2015
Walking home afterwards, Adaeze was surprised that everything seemed so normal. The sun was still shining, people were still walking up and down, the regular hubbub of a bustling city continued around her with no ebb. It surprised her though in some way that she could not explain. It brought what had happened home to her; made her realise how insignificant she was in the grand scheme of things. Because something should have stopped if she mattered, the sun should have disappeared or the people should have run screaming to their homes; something should have happened. She reached within her for an emotion. She looked for anger or even pain, but all she felt was
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Literature / Evil Comedian Episode 36 by Bisikona: 7:59am On Jan 07, 2015
What do you mean you can't stop them, they are going in? Nfelo yelled at Forbearance. Their powers are greater than mine, that stupid old man refused to do what you told me to tell him to do! Forbearance informed. Nfelo screamed, He what? Yes, he what! Forbearance replied and asked, What do i do?
Read more: www.njuwo.com/2015/01/evil-comedian-episode-36.html?m=1
Literature / My Boyfriend And I by Bisikona: 6:31am On Jan 07, 2015
My name is Sheila, I’m 25 years old. This is my boyfriend. His name is Rob; he’s 60 years old. He has been in Nigeria for 3 years as part of a 5 years contract. We’ve been together 2 and a half years. You’ve got some questions for me? Why not? I’d be glad to answer them. Why did I decide to date a white guy? Why not? A man is a man isn’t it? Yes I know what people say about young Nigerian girls dating older white guy. I know what they think when they see us together. When we first met I used to care; now…I know half of it is envy, that I have the nerves to do what they couldn’t do. Ha! I know he won’t marry me but I also know that as long as he is here, I am the only woman he will ever be with, and that’s fine by me. Isn’t it better than half of you who stick with some loser small boy for years? You wash his clothes, use your hard earned money to
Read more: www.mynaijastories.com/boyfriend/
Nairaland / General / A Friend In The Creeks by Bisikona: 4:54pm On Dec 31, 2014
She is so beautiful, he said to himself, eyeing the stick of cigarette between his fingers. And those eyes…He threw the unlit cigarette into the bushes and sighed. The crickets soon began their night time symphony, and he closed his eyes. What if he let her go? He shook his head. He was new here …and the others? He just couldn’t. “Abeg, you get lighter there?” the gravelly voice of John or Lord Johnson as he now liked to be called, cut through his solitude. He reached into his breast pocket and brought out the small yellow lighter he picked from the general living room. “Thank you,” Lord Johnson said, lighting his cigarette, “This girl papa no wan bring the money again?” he asked no one in particular as the thin cigarette smoke leaving his nostrils dissipated into the air.
Read more: http://www.mynaijastories.com/friend-creeks/
Health / Ebola: Female Health Worker Confirmed With Virus In Glasgow Gartnavel Hospital by Bisikona: 9:33am On Dec 30, 2014
Ebola is still hitting hard in Sierra Leone as a female health worker who returned from Sierra Leone on Sunday night was diagnosed with Ebola.
Read more: http://crownnewshour..in/2014/12/ebola-female-health-worker-confirmed.html?m=1
Nairaland / General / Why Jonathan Is In Trouble — Gov Amaechi Rotimi by Bisikona: 6:50am On Dec 30, 2014
Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State was recently appointed Director-General of the Buhari Campaign Organisation. At an interactive session, Amaechi among other things, reels out plans of the campaign organisation and also clears the air on knotty issues. Excerpts: Why Jonathan is in trouble — Gov Amaechi Says he didn’t fund Buhari’s campaign

Is it true you funded the Buhari campaign for the primaries?

I did not. Buhari did not spend money for the primaries.
Read more: http://crownnewshour..com/2014/12/why-jonathan-is-in-trouble-gov-amaechi.html?m=1
Politics / Wow Igbo People Are Just Too Creative See What They Did by Bisikona: 3:11pm On Dec 22, 2014
I was walking pass a graveyard, and was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stones. A Yoruba woman's own read : ''Mrs. Opeyemi Olatunji nee Shagamu, died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P'!' An Hausa man's own read,
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/wow-igbo-people-are-just-too-creative.html?m=1
Crime / How They Were Caught by Bisikona: 3:15pm On Dec 20, 2014
On getting to a Police checkpoint, a police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that he has just won 100,000 Naira in the on-going Road Safety competition because he is wearing his seatbelt. What are you going to do with the prize money? The Officer asked.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/how-they-were-caught.html?m=1
Family / Wickedness Of Man by Bisikona: 4:13pm On Dec 15, 2014
I was driving through a lonely road around Benin axis, when suddenly, my car started overheating, I stopped, came down, and it caught fire. I started screaming and crying for help.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/wickedness-of-man.html?m=1
Literature / Evil Comedian Episode 26 by Bisikona: 11:47am On Dec 15, 2014
No, we are not, we will fast and pray and that which you dreamt will not happen. Pastor Deliverance Deliverance said. Pastor, let's just kill him and end this! Ofego suggested. You mean we should kill your son? Pastor Deliverance Deliverance asked in shock. Which son? Pastor this is not my son, this is my brother coming back to hunt me.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-26.html?m=1
Pets / My Uncle Wanted To Kill His Son Instead Of Christmas Chicken by Bisikona: 9:50am On Dec 15, 2014
My Uncle and his family went to the village last Christmas to celebrate it. On the day of Christmas he asked his son to bring one fat chicken and a knife to kill the chicken.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/my-uncle-wanted-to-kill-his-son-instead.html?m=1
Family / Why You Should Never Be Late To Anywhere I Am Writing From Experience by Bisikona: 2:24pm On Dec 14, 2014
Our Reverend father was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in our community's parish. The house of assembly member, Honourable Ojobo, representing our constituency was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so Reverend father Mudi decided to say his own few words while we waited.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/why-you-should-never-be-late-to.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 10:55am On Dec 06, 2014
Edo big boys flaunting with dollars at an event
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Choi! see blocks of dollars on the table waiting to be sprayed. Some Edo big boys had their Association's Day Out in Italy lately and what they did with dollars was incredible.
Read more: http://crownnewshour..com.es/2014/12/edo-big-boys-flauting-with-dollars-at.html?m=1
Family / Newly Divorced Ghanaian Woman Exposes Herself On Camera To Make Husband Jealous by Bisikona: 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014
Newly divorced Ghanaian woman exposes herself on camera to create jealousy in the heart of her Ex husband.
Read more: http://crownnewshour..com.es/2014/12/newly-divorced-ghanaian-woman-exposes.html?m=1
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 10:35am On Dec 06, 2014
Newly divorced Ghanaian woman exposes herself on camera to create jealousy in the heart of her Ex husband
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Newly divorced Ghanaian woman exposes herself on camera to create jealousy in the heart of her Ex husband.
Read more: http://crownnewshour..com.es/2014/12/newly-divorced-ghanaian-woman-exposes.html?m=1
Celebrities / What Is Wrong With This Photo? by Bisikona: 7:07am On Dec 06, 2014
Celebrities / Meet The Top 10 Curvy Nigerian Female Celebrities That Ruled In 2014 by Bisikona: 6:59am On Dec 06, 2014
Meet The Top 10 Curvy Nigerian Female Celebrities That Ruled In 2014 http://www.crownnewshour..com/2014/12/meet-top-10-curvy-nigerian-female.html?m=1#more
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 6:58am On Dec 06, 2014
Meet The Top 10 Curvy Nigerian Female Celebrities That Ruled In 2014 http://www.crownnewshour..com/2014/12/meet-top-10-curvy-nigerian-female.html?m=1#more
Politics / The Black President by Bisikona: 6:51am On Dec 06, 2014
The loud sound of my ringtone woke me up. I had forgotten to put my phone on silent mode before going to bed. I stretched out my hands to pick it while i took a quick glance at the tiny table clock lying on the head of the bed, it was 2am. Who could be calling me at such an ungodly hour?

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/black-president/
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bisikona: 6:50am On Dec 06, 2014
THE BLACK PRESIDENT
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The loud sound of my ringtone woke me up. I had forgotten to put my phone on silent mode before going to bed. I stretched out my hands to pick it while i took a quick glance at the tiny table clock lying on the head of the bed, it was 2am. Who could be calling me at such an ungodly hour?

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/black-president/
Nairaland / General / Meet The Blind Man That Sees With His Nose by Bisikona: 7:32pm On Dec 05, 2014
A man who was blind came to a restaurant. The owner asked. Should I bring you the menu sir? I am blind. The man said. Just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it, and order. The owner who was confused brought the fork.

Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/meet-blind-man-that-sees-with-his-nose.html?m=1
Education / It Wasn't Her Handwriting by Bisikona: 8:27pm On Dec 04, 2014
My girlfriend called me this evening, It's over darling! What do you mean it's over, I shouted, if you want to dump me, come and tell me face to face. Baby what are you talking about?

Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/it-wasnt-her-handwriting.html?m=1
Webmasters / I Just Found Out A Mad Person Is My Friend On Facebook by Bisikona: 4:14pm On Dec 04, 2014
I was passing by the roadside just now returning from a friend's place, and saw a girl who is mad in a dustbin. The face looked familiar.
Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/i-just-found-out-mad-person-is-my.html?m=1
Politics / Insult Of The Highest Order by Bisikona: 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2014
I saw two little boys from afar across the street fighting, and ran to separate them. They started staring at the me. The first said to the second, You see what I was telling you. You see, I told you, here it is. Now you are seeing it clearly now.

Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/insult-of-highest-order.html?m=1
Family / They Came Into My Room Last Night by Bisikona: 11:04am On Dec 01, 2014
I was sleeping when I heard their sound as they entered, I quickly woke up and one of them ran towards me to attack me, I had a weapon in my room and I had no choice but to use it in defending myself, I quickly struck one with it, the second one ran towards me and we wrestled,

Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/they-came-into-my-room-last-night.html?m=1
Literature / Evil Comedian Episode 22 by Bisikona: 10:25am On Dec 01, 2014
Yes, actually, no! Ofego said. So what did you want to tell me? Perpetual asked. I want to tell you that, I love you, I really love you, ever since I set my eyes on you, my eyes has not been the same, they ache to see you. Ache to be with you, ache to be by you. I can't explain this any longer, Perpetual please you are all I want. Come into my life or else I will cry and die. Ofego cried. So, this is it! What you wanted to tell me. All of it, this is it. You barely even know me, and you have fall head over me.

Read more: http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/evil-comedian-episode-22.html?m=1

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