₦airaland Forum

olihilistic:
who is she

Iyawo ikan ninu awon agbero oshodi.

Memphis357:
You be real mad cow

hahahahaha LWKMH see real mad fool, calling someone a real mad cow.

Damalex4luv:
leave them nah hungry people, then go soon come Lagos come hustle and call Lagos no man's land.

This set of people shaa,they are animals inform of human being, e get one man from rivers, u and ur fellow yoruba or hausa man seat down dey talk hahahaha yawa don burst bdat, he go think say na him matter dem dey discuss, because he no sabi wetin others dey talk but come see him wen he dey follow his Igbo ppl talk, dem go balance well dey yarn der language as if na dem born Nigeria, see them in that second pics, useless set of morons.

ogorwyne:
Her face though

chaiiiiiiiii Enulee, Awo ti bangalee, eyan ti bracelee.

fxbot:
lol. this one is very different o.

Ok, we shall see.

mamaafrik:
Some bsc holders wont be happy with this.........,the competition has just started,polys will start restructuring their system,less direct entry(only nce holders),less struggle for universities,university systems also will work on their structure because there will be no more "theory orientations",POLY PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER BUHARI AND BE GRATEFUL TO HIM,Selah.

Who told you? quote me next year, the dichotomy will be removed again next year, no be today den dey remove am, who no want better thing, most of our politicians ar university graduates even there children, they are just playing politics in every thing.

Pls oooo, can someone tell Anie idibia to stop that cream she is using for crying out loud, it doesn't go with her skin colour, she should be looking fresh and winkle free by now, the cream is given her two colour faaa, she even look older than her age, advice thooo.

bosschinalu:
Where is Sir Shina Peters?

At the back hugging his wife.

Look like a photoshoped pics thoo......@Adekunle gold is that u at work?

Jarizod:
Note ----

100000000 US Dollar equals
31325000000.00 Nigerian Naira

Before some girls start lying and preaching

Ofcourse I will go for A and plan my future with B, aleast with the money from A I can travel out of the country to flex with B, wetin concern me, I will start import and export business, so I can have time with B abroad, I will do court wedding with A and do traditional wedding with B, if A can supply money, B will definitely supply s***** Wsh will lead to cute children.

The man resemble Dagrin small.

Photo of Gov. Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State and Wife Olunfunso Amosun on there Wedding day.

But wait ooooo, why is it that the phone camera is not showing the crowd, don't wanna believe it's a photoshop shaa, abi na only me dey see am so?

Bsc:
nigerian celebrities dnt knw what condom is

They have condomaphobia.

Is this a breaking news,Abi what is this one saying?

Even the lady white brazier sef dey sing "I believe I can fly....."

frenchwine:
Good for you then. Well mannered people aren't many around.

Sure, I can discipline myself if I wish......so, ignoring complaints is not an excuse. WE SHALL GET THERE.

frenchwine:
Roflooool, must have been a handful for you.
I'm actually kinda enduring same with Bae, and it's not funny at all.

Honestly......thank God for my new man, he is well trained and his level of exposure won't tolerate that, he knws the meaning of "respect is reciprocal" I tell u, as for me..... I don't give what I don't have.

frenchwine:
The one that gets me off the edge is picking my call in a noisy environment or being on call with me and talking to someone else at the background or eating while on call.
Some of us really have annoying phone habits.

Honestly you have just spoke my mind, that was number 6 offence I listed for my ex boyfriend bfor we separated and he doesn't want to change, I always feel like slapping the nuisance out of him on phone . Guy1- Hello bae, how far? Girl- Am cool, u? Guy1- I de.....my guy how far na? Girl- hello dear,hello hello hello. Guy1- my guy u get BB charger? Guy2-ano get jare. Guy1-you suppose get na,wetin u dey use charge ur own? Guy2- abeg liv me jare. Girl- hellllllllllllllllloooooooooo. Guy- oh sorry my babe. Girl- mtchewwwwwwwww. Guy1-yep have eaten, no sorry what did u ask? Girl-you dey madt geraraheeeee. Lol

NAIRALANDERS EVERYWHERE oga seun u don port teytey.

I can only see a man in agbada, no sorry coat, no no sui.....

"Jesus wept"very simple nd straight, nothing to memorise in this.

I won't want to believe the guy is one of the gold diggers we are talking about shaa.

Op, complete your this thing oooooo, where is baba onifila gogoro?

Bidemi kosoko don do atojuran, wetin she go do? karimi I think,anyway adon sight her shaa......she don achieve that.

doublewisdom:
Why are they wearing 'Igbo' caps?

Because that is there sign as good for noting people, empty barrels and old fools, gathering together to destroy there future and that of there generation,100years to come they will never get themselves right,useless set of slowpoke..... I HATE IGBO'S WITH PASSION. Quote against my post and thunder strike you (Vex mood).

virginboy1:
WHO DRANK IT
Nigerian Breweries recorded sales of almost N300 billion in 2015 while Guinness is expected to record sales of N275 billion totaling almost =N=600 Billion (About $3 billion) which is about 3% of our GDP. That is about 3 billion bottles of beer and when distributed across 170 million people is about 200 bottles per person a year. The average Nigerian is either a Christian or a Muslim. Both religions enjoined adherents to avoid alcohol. So, who drank=N=600 billion worth of alcohol in one year? A country of unassailable contradictions... More churches and mosques than anywhere else on the continent.
Please who drank it?
This is interesting because It does not include paraga, and other assorted foreign and local drinks like Ogogoro, palm wine, alomo, kerewa, etc. If these are added, only God knows...!
But please answer me... Who drank it?

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Question for the east.

yak:
Not at all. But in my line of job. Av bn able to work with diff ppl from diff places. So I know few things

Nice one.

yak:
I don't know abt TASUED but that Osiele is too good. They remind me of KADPOLY n Alvan Ikokwu in Owerri

Are u an alumni of FCE too?

irunooboo:
Keshi is over rated. He won the nation's cup by fluke and couldn't take nigeria far in Brazil. His template of failure cost us another nations cup qualification. He is not a legend.



Don't know if i should say RIP to such a terrible coach

U are a bombastic element.........ur brain is suffering from gonorrhoea and u refuse to go to where u belong? ADVICE (ARO)

I CAN NEVER AND WILL NEVER JOIN ISLAM EVEN AT GUN POINT, ISLAM IS NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR A SANE PERSON, THEY TURN THE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN, THEY TURN NIGERIA UPSIDE, NOW THERE LIFE IS FULL OF SORROW.... smh(Jesus wept).

Ugly like kilode, even with the help of makeup........#davido u bleeped up seriously.