₦airaland Forum

I can't still believe this..

Ukutsgp:
These are some things a christian should not buy or sell.

1. Strong drink-alcohol-ogogoro-schnapps.

2. Beer-gulder-star-calypso-chelsea-heinekein.

3. India hemp- weed-igboo

4. Cocain

5. Cigreete.

6. Blue films-indecency.

7. Porn magazines

8. Fake drugs-expired goods or commodity.

9. Mini-skirt.

10. Poison

u can add yours.

not only buy.but dont be in an office where you will be the one giving out all this things for entertainment.

@op.which kind topic be this.abeg,today na Sunday.bring better one

Beard ladies dont normaly have stable relationship.there are many of them around me,who are even getting old without any man.guys just see beard ladies as been cruel.

exxell:
8 pm... Match never start? They have come with this African time factor.

i don tired my brother.champions league self no dey waste time like this

I don tired for this opening ceremony.abi,na uefa champions league final be this.

firstEVA:
you take Nairaland too seriously, get a life.

baby,if you meet or know me, you will know that i got a beautiful life.i dont think any man will give you his car,with your manner of approach.shm

firstEVA:
He just bought another car, isn't he suppose to give me one, is it that he doesn't genuinely love me or he's just being selfish.

i checked your profile and i discover that you are faceless.and your location says,HERE AND THERE.that means you are not stable.and unstable woman dont deserve a car

chesterlee:
Nice One!!!


Agbim go score first for Uyo stadium today...

you realy try.your baba ijebu will not work today.

Lordave:
Wenger

ok na.Nigeria will loose this match.

Keneking:
Ghana 3
Nigeria 0

omo ale naija.

SLIDEwaxie:
dude, shut up!

If APC attacked PDP, why can't they be a perfect gentlemen as resolve to legal means of asking for respite if they were not thugs too?

shut up.no gentle man in politics

dotman2460:
I was there a week back around 6:30am. We all waited patiently for the first interview and hoped that if his/her visa was granted the goodluck would rub off on the rest of us....for where?

It was a lady and her interview took place in booth 7. She claimed that she was going to attend a seminar sponsored by a company she distributes for here in Nigeria. After the VO found her not eligible for the visa, he was about handing over her documents when the lady said, "Oga, please hold on to it, my interview can't be over". Then VO repeated that "you are ineligible", while he was saying this, the lady keep on explaining how many clients she has, how much she makes... vo repeated himself, Lady also repeated her self. At that point everyone laughed so hard. The lady left a few seconds later.



My own unusual experience.

Same day as above. While waiting in line outside, I discovered that I was feeling some fresh air around my toes, on both feet. When I looked down, the sole of my shoe was coming off from the front. Horror!!! I've not even entered the Consulate yet. Why me? With each step I took, more of the sole was coming off, got to a point I couldn't lift my feet to walk, I dragged them, I was already in the interviewing area at this point.

I kept on praying for this little incidence not to cause any visa denial. It didn't. After it was approved, I majestically walked out with half of the sole of my shoe gone. When people waiting outside saw me, there laughed, and I thought within myself......"dey laugh me, make you no go face your own interview"

bro, nawa o.this your shoe be like fish wey wan swallow something

eedriyz:
Any Supporter of President Jonathan and PDP here? Pls say amen to this prayers
A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. and PDP SUPPORTERS
1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the way GEJ secures this country.
As a Good supporter of GEJ and PDP all u have to do is to Quote this and reply "Amen" and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General public that he is God Sent.
Be brave to type Amen b4 you start d insult.
Let's see how many we can get

nemesis will soon catch up with you.

berem:
He is just so humble and mature. I love his charisma.

a man who is humble will never bite the hand that feeds him.

NgeneUkwenu:
Tambuwal has shown to Nigerians that if you are the people's choice and do their bidding, you do not need security aides.

stop deceiving yourself

iceberylin:
A BASTERD

God bless you

eunisam:
This man is a parasite.

he might not be a parasite.remember,if your wife keep spending recklessly,you going to challeng her.

Naija people too like free service.aha,kilode.

floragregs:
I remember him back in the days when naija football dey sweet. I was a lil girl then.

your profile pix speak better .you are still a little girl jor.

Police should enter that river and swim for like 1hour.they will find teabag and Michael scoffed there

Its true. I got 6k airtime

smokescreen4:
Abegi una too like to use that one threaten women, na today make hin go na, even the one dat feeds her husband like king still dey lose the man to tiny legged girls. We no send again no body dey put husband for head dis days again.

ok na.una no dey hear word.

aisha2:
I say i no pound, i dash am to the small girl wetin again?

women always look for trouble since 1863bc.

aisha2:
Good luck to them oh. Make she carry the husband go, if na pounded yam go make am waka make he go. Good riddance

better give your husband his best food.if pounded Yam is his choice

smokescreen4:
you think pounding the yam would stop the tiny lady or the husband?

a woman must cook her husband best food.if pounded Yam is his best.remember, the service you can't render at home to your husband or wife,there is someone else outside ready to serve better.

I beg you in the name of God.if your husband love pounded Yam,better pound it for him.even if you can't pound,learn how to pound.otherwise,there is one tiny lady eyeing your husband.

Its time for baba ijebu to complete his toilet

A

MaleoPearls:
How about this one?

you be fisher men.

That's why my day is always beautiful.because there is a sky over me.