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As for me, I don't even know if I want to hear about it or not.

Ruq: You know with current situations, a lot of us niggaz are vexed! you can't blame!

And bizmind am finkin you iz the Solos nigga.

How I wish? I only love his jokes.

Ruq: Its joke y'all dind't get it!.

Well, according to MR. Solos (the writer) his jokes are for smart and happy people only. Therefore, majority may not get it.

israel007: Doesn't sound real

of course!

acidtalk: Fucking retard.

I need to have a meeting with the NCC chairman to put pressure on all internet service providers to up their charges by 200%. If not for anything, but at least to keep idiots like this off the cyber space.

See the useless grammatical missiles sef. Na idiots like this still dey blame Jamb for their failure in life.

Professor acidtalk, I can see from what you wrote that you're a professor of nothing. Instead of you to go back to school, you are here venting your anger over ordinary joke.

Rehnoy: W t f is this bullcrap?

Who are you asking? the poster, the writer or other readers.

Gratia: Story that touches the heart.who cares!
Mtchewwwwwww!!!

Who makes you angry? the writer, the poster, or Linda.

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I visited a friend and noticed that his 4 years old kid cleaned himself up after he poo poo, while I still clean for my 5 years old despite his continuous protest. I think proper cleaning after using toilet is a very important hygiene that need to be done by an adult to prevent diseases. Please share thought on this.

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Pinkybush: Lol! R u calling dis one a joke?

it is a joke for happy people...

Rajosh: I thought this was suppose to be a joke.

it is for happy people...

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eazysally: Dis joke toooooooo dryyyyyyyyyy

when you're in a happy mood, come back to read the joke

TVT KOKO: Overfeditious indeed!no wonder she dey swell lyk bread...fröñt page pls...

over to you moderators

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Clear C: jokeless joke

Thank you very much.

Exponental: who are u?

Mr. Solos' fan. and who a u?

illicit: this is not funny

Thanks.

EXPONENTIAL: and is dis ur idea of a joke?

which section are u in? JOKES!

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Interviewer: Good morning Sir.

Papa 70: Good morning my dear.

Interviewer: I have only three questions for you Sir, are you ready?

Papa 70: I'm ready. Go ahead.

Interviewer: Your application indicates that you're going to stay for three weeks in the U.S. Is that right?

Papa 70: Oh! No! That's not right. How can John be so stupid to put only three weeks in my application. Anyway, let me correct that. I'm going to stay more than that. As a matter of fact, I want to stay there for the rest of my life because I'm tired of all this nonsense going on in my country. Can you believe that seven of my friends kidnapped within the past three days.

Interviewer: Oh! I'm sorry to hear that. I can see the reason why you want to leave the country. This is my second question Sir. Where do you intend to stay when you get to the U.S.?

Papa 70: Well! My dear, that one is negotiable. I will like to live close to my people because I can't do without pounded yam and Egusi. They said that Nigerians are plenty in New York, Houston, and Chicago. So, any one of those three cities will be fine by me.

Interviewer: Which mean you've not make any arrangement for yourself! Alright, this is my third question. Are you intend to work when you get to the U.S.?

Papa 70: My dear, at age of 70, which work do you expect me to do? Let me tell you the truth. I have worked all my life. And my bone are very weak now. I heard that your government pay social security benefits to old people like me every month. So, whatever they give me, I will manage. That's why I left my 12 wives and 33 children behind. I'm tired of their "wahala."

Interviewer: Oh! I see! (gbam!) Here is your passport Sir. Please don't open it until you get home. Bye.

tjfulloption: mtwweeehwwww! a se, rubbish!

The joke is only for the wise.

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