₦airaland Forum

MzzTega:
Smooth. Yours?

Stressful, but not bad sha

MzzTega:
I will pass oo. All these people from another world.

Another world?....lol
How is ur day going?

nerodenero:
Growers and Showers got me laughing. This people get name for everything sha . Packaging Showers at times, na die

I got u!

You have showers!

maestrodavy:
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs. .

Hmmm.......... This is what my eyes torchlighted

hmm...... Over to you @mzztega
@creamish

MizMyColi:
*Parks Paw Paw Tree Here*

Your a paw paw tree driver?

Creamish:
lolz...wat?

You tell me

Creamish:
Hmmm....

Hmmm....

Creamish:
Hmmm....

Hmmm....

nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.

I've seen it with my eyes here in the north, so it happens bro, prolly havent happened close to you.

Creamish:
hehehe....yup. Iv got some good ideas.. we'll draft d MOU ASAP!!

Ye!!!
We are DEAL then!

Creamish:
Well...I'm sure we can work things out sololy... Y don't we turn ur Sole Proprietorship to a Partnership?

lol.....if you say so then.

And partnership? Seems you've got us some bright ideas.

Feasibility? Terms and conditions? Signing of MOU?
Lets talk in my office

MzzTega:
Its already late na

Oh, i was just messing around;
I knew i wouldnt venture into such, tho thanks

Creamish:
I belong to nobody.. and I belong to everybody (with d exclusion of some ppl)...lolz... so I will gladly chop.

haha
Chai.......so this is it ehn
Are you related to mr president?
BTW, i dont think i can share with people that belong to everybody
Only a "sole" proprietorship

Creamish:
I wish i was fluent.. I juss de try.
AbPat is good...busy making money to feed me.

So who will chop the money i've been struggling to make na?

MzzTega:
All these Agarawu campaigners,You want to blind my eyes ni?


Type the info once,we'll get the message.




BJ4REEL,you are suppose to contest o.

Me
Only if you'll be my campaign manager then.

989900:
I'd say take that 1.5 from Tompolo and his cronies in the gov't, and multiply by 2 or even 3, then lavish on education/industries/infrastructure in the ND.

Exactly bro!

Its worrisome when i see supposed literate Nigerians saying shi.t, yet wallow in poverty.

These monies are wasted on few Niger deltans, instead of channeling them to infrastructures that would definately affect the common man on the street of niger delta.

When you visit some parts of Niger delta, you'll understand my pain.
Some of these people literarily dine with poverty, yet you see some of the few greedy, selfish and overfed thugs ranting and saying shi.t online about oyel, like they really care about their people.

Its a pity only few people know the real situation in the Niger delta.

Flets:
A critical review of the Nigerian situation reveals that Nigeria is at a dead end.

Stopping that contract has dire implications that could crumble the Nigerian economy in a matter of weeks.

Its morally wrong to pay out such funds just like amnesty in a perfect society but almost justified in the Nigerian context its absence could lead to the loss of everything.

Nigeria must adopt true federalism through regional governance to progress. Anything short of that is mere anarchy.

Shallow minds will say, take away the contract and take the war to them. We cannot war and produce crude oil (generate revenue, allocations, Salaries) at the same time. We have to choose one.

Seriously, are you drunk or you are just plain dumb?
Really, you must have your brain under your feet.

Most of these communities and it's inhabitants are ravaged with poverty and its only people who haven't visited that won't know how precarious the situation really is there.

So what's the essence of the multibillion dollar contracts to just few thugs, while the majority of niger deltans remain in abject poverty?

Haha........? Very funny, really! The same old and useless baba should come to their aid?

MzzTega:
18yr old boy dating a girl his age or less sounds crazy.
Yeah! it does sounds crazy.
But i have heard and seen couples who started at such tender age and are married now. They do share their testimonies. And most of them told us how the relationship was free from pre marital sex.

If they can do it,Why can't we?


It just depends on the mindset.

Yes 'we' can. It's an individual thing coupled with some touch of good upbringing, firm/unwavering value oriented decisions.
Truth be told dear, IMO, at such tender age, its more difficult staying away from sex.
Most of us have been through this phase already ; Is it the varying degree of raging teenage hormones, high school naivety, that first kiss and the silent wish, fears and hesitations of wanting to explore more and even more?
Seriously, at such tender and naive age, what do you think they'll be doing when they have some spare time, teach each other maths and biology? i doubt.
Thats when they'd be tempted to explore what moma gave them you know?..

Creamish:
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Jaybee3, micktoxin, Blackett, Oxone, Thoniaslim, KingTom, chuckdee4, chamotex, BJ4REEL (awon goons mi) oya vote oo..

since yesterday? i guess its late already?

favoured234:
MUmu invention... Trust me, it wont sell.
The idea of invention is to make life simpler but this is the opposite
Do we need to carry our gadgets everywhere, or we use public gadgets when ever we use public toilets?
We would rather stick to our old ways than the inconveniencing thing





My friend I beg borrow me your pissing stick

Additional and unnecessary stress to existing ones ladies go through already.
Ladies are now expected to carry this everywhere they go like mtn

favoured234:
MUmu invention... Trust me, it wont sell.
The idea of invention is to make life simpler but this is the opposite
Do we need to carry our gadgets everywhere, or we use public gadgets when ever we use public toilets?
We would rather stick to our old ways than the inconveniencing thing





My friend I beg borrow me your pissing stick

lol........so we get plenty silent observers for here.....


Na ebook make una dey jump comot like this

Are they international or local?

Nothing bad here.........good for those clingy children that wont allow their moma rest.

hmmm.........baban magana

robot tit.....how market nau?

Nawao.......atleast she now knows that her so called boyfriend is as fake as some ladies padded butt :X
Sister get some medical help or something, God help you sha

Big,bold,shapeless and irrita*******

Equalizer:
Hahahaha... I have a lot of people on NL that I would love to play with Nah... females only ooooo.. lolz

Hehe.......hope say my nl wife no dey among your fantasies sha, cos i dey harsh wen e reach that arena

Equalizer:
fighting back then go make sense die... i just dey imagine how their primary six girls go be.... how i wish we will just go back to that year now and NL will be a school .... hmmmmmm...

bad pikin
wetin you wan do if NL turn school?