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icebebe: Coke and fanta

y do I see u on evry thread I go 2?

tjskii: Tin be lik say tatantula spiders dey mate ontop him head

rawpadgin: which one is "tatantula" again na, cuz I only know of "tarantula"o

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LWKMD! U guys almost chocked me

Classy dats d word

Airforce1:are u actually stayin in d us?

She is not recognized here in the states[b][/b][b][/b]

Dat lady acted in d smurfs right?

But where do dey get money 4rm. *pensive*

Rivers, 81, had been on life support in Mount Sinai
Hospital since having a cardiac arrest in New York
last week.
In a statement, her daughter Melissa said she died
surrounded by family and friends, and she thanked
hospital staff for their "amazing care".
The comedian, best known for her lacerating wit,
stopped breathing during a procedure on her vocal
cords at an outpatient clinic last Thursday.
"My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people
laugh," said Melissa Rivers.
"Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her
final wish would be that we return to laughing soon."
The actress and stand-up comedian is well known for
her legendary put-downs and has more recently
turned her razor-sharp tongue on the red carpet's
worst dressed celebrities, hosting the E! network's
Fashion Police.
Both Rivers and Melissa, her only child, have
appeared together in reality TV show Joan & Melissa:
Joan Knows Best?

Groom Dumps Bride At Ikoyi Registry, Steals Her
Money And Runs Away
Uzor Emmanuel, a 45-year old married man with
three kids played a fast one on a 42-year old lady,
Victoria Adeleye at the Ikoyi Marriage Registry
Lagos state, Southwest Nigeria.
Emmanuel who had proposed to marry Adeleye at
the registry dumped her at the court premises and
disappeared with her N4 million. The wedding was
subsequently called-off following Emmanuel’s
disappearance.
Friends of the couple, who attended the wedding
ceremony were left shell-shocked as marriage
officials cancelled the wedding.
A source told our correspondent that the relationship
between, Adeleye and Emmanuel blossomed after
they met at a church in Isolo.
Unknown to Adelye, Emmanuel was married with
three kids. He told her that he was still single and
needed to marry since he was growing old.
Adeleye who was also eager to get a husband,
showed interest and became an intimate friend with
Emmanuel.
Shortly after courtship, Emmanuel proposed to
marry her and she accepted. He reportedly moved
into Adeleye’s flat at Bola Adeyinwa street Aswani,
Isolo where they started living together as a couple
without the knowledge of their pastor and members
of the church.
To cover their tracks before the church, Emmanuel
suggested to Adeleye they need to go to court to
consummate the relationship legally.
Adeleye agreed and brought out some money with
which they used to facilitate the marriage but on the
day they were supposed to tie the knot, Emmanuel
carried out the last of his plans.
The duo had arrived the registry with close friends
but while they were waiting for court officials to
commence the ceremony, Emmanuel excused
himself and went outside the registry. From there he
fled with her money and did not return to the hall.
The suspect was later arrested following a tip off. He
then confessed that he had a wife with kids and he
was only interested in Adeleye’s money.
He was charged before Isolo Magistrate’s court for
obtaining under false pretence and stealing under
the Criminal Code.
When he was arraigned, he pleaded not guilty. The
presiding Magistrate, Mrs F.M. Kayode granted him
bail in the sum of N500,000 with two sureties in like
sum.
He is remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri, Lagos
pending when he will fulfill his bail condition.
The matter was adjourned till 2 October 2014 for
trial.
Police sources said his wife refused to show up to
facilitate his bail, saying what he did to the woman
was bad.
Source: Pm News

Let d battle begin!!

pearlove: OMG RIRI IS KILLING IT. ME LIKEY

killin wat?! abegi! See bossoms evrytin don fall finish.

Pastor TB Joshua of the Synagogue Church of all
Nations has made some disturbing prophecies on
Nigeria, President Obama and Kenya on the 31st of
August 2014.
He said that we should pray for the whole world and
pray for your country. Concerning Nigeria, last time I
was talking that, they should pray for a Nigerian big
shot. “Because I'm seeing these people beginning to
target them.I said it in January, You saw what
happened.
This is another plan now...
“A very big big shot should not be attacked by these
people, because it will result to death and that can
cause crises in this country.
“They are looking for avenue to cause conflict
amoung the region but I'm seeing in the spirit that
they want to attack a very big big shot.
“They have stopped it for sometime but they are
starting the plan again,and when it happens it will
cause political crises.
Pray for Southern Africa.They want to get rid of a
president in that region which I'm not permitted to
mention. A president will be kidnapped.
“Don't misquote me like I said last January,but quote
this, I'm seeing militants,interested in embarrassing
the president, either they kill him or kidnap him. They
are still on in that plan. If prayer is not offered well,
they will succeed.
“ God showed me the president but I don't want to
put any country into pandemonium. Pray for them.
Particularly Kenya as a nation. Pray for them.
“The nation Poland, there will be crises there. It will
start any moment from now .
“Pray for the president Obama. I'm seeing him being
rushed to the hospital but he will get over it. He
should be careful of operation.
“Write it down and mark it. Pray so that when he is
rushed to the hospital,they should be careful of the
kind of operation they will do.
“He only needs rest but these scientists like to do
everything. There is nothing we can do about it,he
will be rushed. "

Source:http://ireporterstv.co/more-disturbing-calamities-to-befall-the-earth-soon-tb-joshua/?sauth=authcode-28af

PervyByNature: See him mouth like pesin wey sabi suck toto

LMAO!! Guy u funny die.

Airforce1: Dbanj is "BIG" here in united states

u n dis ur united states

Una don start again abi? Useless bloggers!

Na so d tin dey take start afta we soon dey hear say dem don brake up. Well its show business.

Na so d tin dey take start....after u go hear say dem don brake up. Abegi

MsSteph: Na wa o. See white girls trying to look chocolate but naija babes wan fair pass albino.

its called tan

Airforce1: And dis local champs of yester years forming "Behind" today like we know them here in united states

na 4 evry thread u go dey shout united states...Mtcheeeew!

dapsoneh: they luk like warnuts

ah ah! They r too big 4 warnuts probably oranges or mangoes will be befitting

dapsoneh: Omotola's breasts are sooooooooo smallll

Nd so wat? U wonna suck?

well wat do expect frm nikey

@op u are d biggest fool f d century is dat not tiwa savage dats wat she wore to Dr sid's weddin. We've gat plenty numb skull on this thread so u cn nt regcognize ur celebrities again?...SMH