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searching4loove:
AND TILL NOW SKALES AND AIRFORCE1 NO GREE BLOW


AIRFORCE1 BE LIKE "YOU SUCH A DIVA"


NAIRALANDERS BE LIKE " TO SING NA BY FORCE"

why on Gods green earth do u go around spreading hatred. why are u such a sadistic human being. u need help fast.

searching4loove:
FUCCK U, UR PAPA AND OYEDEPO

its no use to banter words with you its clear u have no sense of reasoning.

searching4loove:
THIEVING PASTORS EVERYWHERE. I PITY THE GULLIBLE PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANTLY FUNDING THESE EXORBITANT LIFESTYLES THROUGH TITHES AND OFFERINGS WHILE THEY AND THEIR FAMILIES KEEP PRAYING AND HOPING FOR GOD TO COMEDOWN FROM HEAVEN TO BLESS THEM. HOW CAN I WORK FOR 30 DAYS AND GIVE 10% OF MY EARNINGS TO THESE BIBLICAL SCAMMERS TO RIDE JETS AND BUILD SCHOOLS THE POOR IN THE SOCIETY WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD

THIS IS THE SAME GORIMAPA FAKE PASTOR WHO CLAIM TO POSSESS THE KEY TO THE GATES OF HELL IF ANYONE VOTED BUHARI. MAY THUNDER FIRE ALL YOU BASTARDIZED "GOD OF MEN" USING RELIGION TO EXPLOIT THE LESS PRIVILEDGED IN THE SOCIETY. NONSENSE

ON IMPULSE I WOULD WANT TO INSULT YOU ND SAY ALL SORTS TO YOU BUH ITS NT WORTH IT. U KNW WHY? COS THOSE WHO ATTEND HIS CHURCH HAVE RESULTS, THEY GIVE COS THEY GET BK WHAT THEY GIVE IN MANY FOLDS, THO M NT SAYING HE SPENDS TITHE ND OFERING COS HE HAS HIS BUSINESS. HAS ANY WINNER MEMBER BEEN TO UR HOUSE TO COMPLAIN TO YOU. IF U DNT HAVE BETTER THINGS TO SAY I SUGGEST U SHUT THE HELL UP. FINALLY, A LITTLE WORD OF ADVICE 1 chorinthians 16:22 TOUCH NT MY ANOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM. IF U LOVE UR LIFE ND WANT TO PRSERVE IT PLS ND PLS KEEP UR HATEFUL OPINION ABOUT OYEDEPO ND ANY MAN OF GOD FOR THAT MATTER TO URSELF.

Horlufemi:
Tunde is a thief.

Taaaa! Dnt go there

Horlufemi:
Tunde is a thief.

Taaaa! Dnt go there

Horlufemi:
Lobatan

nd what's dat?

Wailers association of Nigeria

Wailers association of Nigeria

Lmao! Nigerians will not kill somebody. U ppl don't av respect for ur ministers o.

INTROVERT:
No school, the individual is just plain dumb...

hey introvert where av u been?

Bishop David Oyedepo today at the Faith
Tabernacle in Cannanland, brought succor to
residents of Ado-Odo/Ota as he engaged all
contractors in the church who are willing and able to work and be paid there due charges to start work on all the roads leading to the church. He made this disclosure during the church's second service as they prepared for the December 2015 Shiloh. He said "all contractors who specializes in road building and maintenance as well as other
relevant contractors to wait and see him after
the service. He said it won't be a free job for
the church but that they would be paid
according just like a normal contractor."
He also disclosed that the fixing of all roads
leading to the church which are seriously in
deplorable conditions would be fixed in 3 weeks
time.


Source: Linda ikeji's blog

This is the most stupid trash I av ever seen in my life. Bullshit!!!!

As much as i would love to agree with the op, u are very wrong about not knowing anything before marriage. Even in church wen marriage seminars arte organised they tell couples to spice up their sexual life by being spontaneous. So dont come here and tell us cork and boo story.

CHAIRMAN1:
Cynthia is just a rachet ass Jamaican wannabe. Idiota!

u forgot to add "that is making loads of money".

Coldfaya:
Oh lawdy lawd! Wetin pursin no go see on NL. After u fuuuck totoo, totoo sweet u enter brain, u come decide to preash Jijors to the toto. #epic

looooool!!! I dnt jst like ur comment I lawv it. It cracked me up big.

whirlwind7:
Most folks who beg are mentally crippled. Begging has got nothing to do with being physically handicapped or not. It's when one conditions the mind to suppress dignity and honest labor.
What kind of work does he do anyway? He gets paid to give interviews, or what?
This kain reporting sef.

cnt u see d report said dat he fixes fones nd is also a coach? Wen u will nt settle to read d whole thing u wan grab fp.

This will surely hit front page. Enjoy it while it last ma niccur.

Soft

K

ibedun:
Whoever wrote this is not much better than the subject of this very bitter and vile write up. Even if all the allegations against FFK were true, the vileness of the author casts much doubt over the content of the "article". I feel sorry for the author and I completely detest the author for everything said to or about Precious.

Precious, I don't know you but I apologise on behalf of the author who is clearly in a tragic mental state.

Take a look at what u wrote, it makes sense abi?
Any reasonable human will knw d woman who wrote dis article (cos u could tell by d tone) ws writing it with lots of pain, she has prolly been a victim of dat retard.
For u to take side with him den its safe to say u r no different from him.

johnbuck81:
so its right 4 u to upload it on NL,abi?
na u no try pass.

it ws nt lyk I leaked her private pics man, it ws on freaking Facebook.

Alright, I knw its non of my damn business buh its quite bugging to see a friend of mine lyk dis.

That is nt even close to d problem, ppl were actually encouraging her to do it. If she's smoking at dis age deb der is no limit to wat she cn do. Now my question is are der no laws dat prohibits minors to do dis?

See comments below.

Dear NLers wat do u think bout dis.

NB: No offense to ppl who smoke pls. I'm jst sharing wat I believe is wrong for a minor.

Cc: lalasticalala abeg

Don't listen to We Are The
World by African all stars
unless you're trying to get a bone out of your
throat-Etcetera

This is another article by Etcetera where he
thinks listening to 'We Are The World by African
all stars' is a waste of time and thinks the song is
rubbish.

Well, I think I'm finally safe to write this article,
since I've set up my e-mail software to
automatically filter out any messages containing
swear words.

Sincerely, I don't know if there's any song that
made me change the TV station faster than this
one. If I didn't, I'd have been doomed to have a
group of adults with hideous and unsync voices
chanting,"we are the children" over and over in
my head for the next six months. And that
certainly isn't all that's wrong with the song.
Michael Jackson would probably be spitting and
cursing in his grave right now, like a pregnant
woman with whitlow on her ten fingers and toes.

What the heck were they thinking changing his
beautifully composed piece of art to the most
insipid crap ever written?


I'm going to tell you this for free; don't listen to
We Are The World by African all stars unless
you're trying to get a bone out of your throat.
That is only when the song would be useful.

We know that African music isn't made up of the
best singers anymore, but honestly, how did they
think that they could fill up a seven-minute song
with nothing but monotonous chanting of the
same feeble chorus over and over again?

The humorous highlight of the song is Kcee's
ridiculous line "There's a choice we making, we
saving our own lives." Never has the word (saving
our own lives) meant so opposite. And the only
choice that could have been made by the
organisers was not to have included Kcee in the
song. He was even off key for Christ sake. Kcee,
your hilarious accent is to be commended.

Luckily I could warn the rest of you who haven't
listened. Kcee is the first reason this is the most
repulsive rendition of this song ever.

There were other worse vocals like Sean Tizzle's,
but Tiwa Savage sounded like a two- year- old
being dragged out of a toy store. She should
know when to keep the vibrato off her voice.

And
For a minute I thought Banky W was going to
faint. Whoever chose the key to this song should
have been reminded that most Nigerian singers
are all about auto-tune and can't hold their
notes.

Jesus Christ, what is happening to music? This is
easily the worst combination of voices in human
history. Only the most despicable revisionist
historian could possibly claim that this song is
anything close to good. It's nothing more than a
hideous irritation festival from the individual
who sold the idea to the sponsors.

While writing this article, someone suggested
that maybe vocals wasn't the criterion for
selecting the artistes. REALLY? Are you kidding
me? Then they should have gone for the kill.
Artquake should have been in there somewhere,
Or perhaps even Daddy Showkey. A number of
you are probably thinking "hey, come on, I kinda
like that song." Of course, every lover of today's
Nigerian music will surely like the song.

This is
the musical equivalent of Agege bread: it's meant
to be packed with so much artificial crap that it's
bound to appeal in some way to Nigerians.

No matter how musically credible you are, no
matter how much cutting-edge indigenous songs
you listen to, whether you snore in baritone in
your sleep or not, this song is a shame.

It is the
kind of rendition that makes today's Nigerian
music uncool. If you have listened to it, the fact
that the singers were trying too hard to sound
like the original version should have made you
turn off your TV in disgust. If you haven't,
download it right now. I dare you to try to make
it through the first 10 seconds. It is the ultimate
endurance test.

If you'd care to suggest another song for me to
review, you can always feel free to do so by e-
mailing me at mail@etceteralive.com. If you're
the guy who e-mailed me about being a Wizkid
fan, for the love of God, get some help.

Well, wat I will do is quite simple. I will jst give dem time ti finish, den I will castrate dat bastard.

Well, if u ask me I will say u should flog d fucking daylight out of such child.

Well, if u ask me I will say u should folgg d fucking daylight out of such child.

1shortblackboy:
and who do we have to thank for that ? Jonathan or Buhari. And if u can tell me what Buhari has don concerning power in the past 2 months

well if u ask me I will tell u dat Buhari has made them (phcn) or wateva dia name is called sit up cos if Jonathan ws responsible why ddnt we enjoy dis kinda power supply during his administration? Ansa dat!

1shortblackboy:
Please do not add anything that relates to power supply in that list

nd why nt? Haven't u been experiencing a change in power supply as of late? Well, we have!

BUHARI IS SLOW BUT.... Megawatts is constantly increasing. Buhari is slow foreign reserves are growing. This Buhari is slow but NNPC and NNLG are crediting fund into FG account even though no petroleum and Finance Minister yet. This man is very slow but state Governors where given N413.07 Billion to pay unpaid salary in their states. No Doubt Buhari is slow but EFCC and ICPC are busy arresting suspects and charging them to court. No, he is very slow but US and other European countries have started freezing accounts of our looted funds. But come if this Buhari should be fast what do you think will happen?
FELLOW NIGERIANS
On September, 22, 2013, EX-president Goodluck
Ebola, sorry Ebele jonaTAN visited America to hav
a political discussion with Obama and 547
delegates traveled with him
some days ago, PRESIDENT BUHARI also went to
USA to see Obama and only 33 delegates went
with him
THE DIFFERENCES........
ONLY jonaTAN was lodged in Pierre Hills Hotel
across from New York’s Central Park in a
presidential suite that cost Nigeria at least $
10,000 DOLLARS (amounting to ALMOST 1.8
MILLION naira) per night. and jonATAN spent
FIVE days in the hotel..... only GOD knows how
much was spent in the hotel accommodation of
the rest 547 delegates dat went with him
1.8 MILLION naira X 5 days = 9 MILLION naira
(only for jonaTAN's accommodation)
Some days ago, PRESIDENT BUHARI also traveled
to USA to hav some discussions with OBAMA and
PRSIDENT BUHARI single handedly stayed in
BLAIRE HOUSE and a single KOBO was not spent
MEANING........PRESIDENT BUHARI just saved
MILLIONS of naira into Nigeria's federation
account dat would hav been WASTED
............................................................
.............................................
Thank GOD am part of the REVOLUTIONARIESthat
sent dat WASTAGE SHOLESS ZOOLOGICAL
FISHERMAN back to Otuoke.
#No b me talk am o Na share they share give me so Kip ur views to ur self


Source: what's app group chat.

Simple fact, drake murdered meeks career. Dayum!

Ok, I saw thing trending hash tag on twitter, #ifanythingschooltaughtme nd I jst want us to share some of those things that we did back in school buh actually made no sense.

Lemme start: #ifanythingschooltaughtme asking ur friend questions in d exam hall is nt cheating but team work.

After school u realise dat u were only friends with ppl cos u saw them 5 times a week.

Equations and formulas are nt actually used in d real world.

Students dat wear glasses are book worms.

Wearing an over sized pair of trousers makes u an obedient student.

The length of d skirt is far more importnant than d education.

This is where I will drop my pen.

So guyz add urs nd let d fun continue.