₦airaland Forum

Mizfunke6:
I got nothing to prove to anyone

niggi4life:
Na wa o!!!!

How some men sleep with prostitutes and enjoy it still baffles me

I could vividly remember my first time bringing a runz girl into my house.

She was so lazy and any style wey i tell am make she do, na so so money to add up she go dey talk, I tell am say gimmie bj, she say i go add 500 put, ok, oya turn from back she say na extra 1k. Yepa!!! I say ok make i suck booby she say NO say she no dey allow man touch am.

Me, thinking say i don win, i kuku bone, sleep off.. when morning reach she tell me say she dey go, i tell am bye bye, she say wey her money, i say i no do anything na, she just smiled tell me say her money na 10K. Me sef smile say she too dey crack joke say i go introduce am to basket mouth. Next tin dis babe begin disturb d neighborhood o!! Dey shout on top her voice say me i fck am no wan pay, i come begin dey explain to neighbors say i no straff dis babe o.. even one geh wey i been dey toast den just dey waka pass dey shake head

Kaii, my last card na 2,500. Na so neighbors begin dey tell me make i pay am na, last last na d landlord of d next house pay d money for me..come see as shame catch me like persin wey get fever

D luck wey i get den be say fone with camera never dey

Eponyeeboz:
A Nigerian lady completed her PhD, dumb girls won't tap into that blessing.

A Nigerian dumb prostitute gets a car from a married man, dumb ladies would be rushing to tap into the 'blessing'.

That's why most of them are walking corpses, they have exchanged their destinies for iPhone 4 and meat pie.