alexistaiwo:
Nigeria is a jungle.
Everybody just trying to rip off anybody of their money

i will simply greet them by prostrating and inform them that i am a new supplier

d hard drive was probably destroyed during the crash

lambor-king-ni

i hope the people in his town are not suffering sha

drink about a glass of palm oil

apostle must hear this. he entered the wheel from behind and came on top

he is just a prophet, second to the last to be specific

SpicyMimi:

Looooolz at 14? Thank God say FRSC no catch you! I'm sure you will inflate your age lol

sure na I'll grow a sudden pot belly and present them 1k and wink then they'll be like
senior maaaan!! i feel your way oo

starrted at 13 in js3. I've shown signs of curiosity before then tho. But on the very day, i escorted my uncle in our old isuzu trooper to grind pepper
(am with the pepper dem gang tho) so i asked my uncle if i could take the wheel and to my greatest surprise as if he was enchanted by me he pulled over and allowed me. I showed great signs of composure which gave him the courage to teach me more. I became the house messenger at 14 .sending me here and there with car. i then realised why he allowed me then. (so that i could take up his tiring job of sending up and down). I somehow regret learning tho because the sending became too much

i hope it comes to pass

copy and paste from goal.com

anotherydz:


pls wait Lemme go and get a biconcave lens for you

If the cake na true. Error dey by the designers.
1. how the salt dey take float
2. Dem no dey put salt for indomie!!!
but if na spaghetti be wetin dey pot no problem

the entire salt floating is a big block of icing sugar strong enough to hold its weight
yh its true you dont salt indomie. but it may also be another form of noodles that requires salt.
mr/mrs just accept the cake as a great piece of art

maga don pay oooooo. nairabet you are too much

what of network customer care agents

d guy na gay sef. I no fes c am oo

aspabay:


I should use Google? Just imagine. So if I have a whole article, I have to use Google to understand every line.
Allah no dey understand English? If its even Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo, I can understand.

you dont deserve my argument

hbd mr man wullnp

na wa ooo. I aint hating but I dont get how and why

chai dis guy bad oo. btw y are nigrians abroad disgracing us like this na? it is very sad oo. God help us o.

wish kind of friend b dat

aspabay:


Is there no English word for the bolded? Abi Allah doesn't understand English?

you are really myopic oo. cant you google the meaning?

god have mercy

shes cute sha

na wa oo. e b lyk dem follow her from village

ok

ibi giga (yoruba movie)
oliver twist
apaye (nollywood production)

mine was at the shoprite, i went out with my 17 year old sister and her friends and I was like girls pick what you want then call me later so I entered genesis and they begun their shopping spree, after 2hrs they called me that they were through oooo. Only 4 me 2 reach cashier and discover they took stuff worth like 83,750. the exact figure and i had 23k in my account then. Na so d 4 girls start to look me ooo. i now wanted to redeem myself by saying it publicly that overspending is not good. d next thing was that people on thee line started calling me names like oversabi because the girls made it known that I asked them to spend. As I told them to start returning stuff, I my Ex being behind me all this while brought out her credit card and made payments. B4 I knew again people began shoutng cant I appreciate her cant I this cant I that etc. I left the cash point speechless and embarrassed. When I got to the car I didnt even utter a word for the 1hr drive. I swear to God when we got home I collected the stuff and took them as my own. When they ask I told them 'no be my ex buy am'

tifany89:

It's me your pry 2 aunty Yemi. I didn't allow you to go out of the class on that particular day coz u were very stubborn and a cute little troublesome pupil n u always had a way of getting on no nerves but am glad u turned out well coz of my discipline.

Adonbilivyou

dis thread is ununderstandable to me. How did dis make front page in d first place

Ag-ghafar the forgiver

how is this on front page for goodness sake

dis 1 c.rios oo
dat a new level in crime