tifany89:

That isn't me on my profile. It's my son . He was ahead of u den in school but am sure you may not remember him. I will like for both of you to be really good friends. You can do dat for me as a sign that you v forgiven me for the embarrassment I caused you right?

FILEBE:


how old were u to know shame for primary 2. Your story is not as shameful as yiu make it look jare.U have not reached puberty age abd u are shaming. Shaming for what? pimary six sef just dey learn shame

sexybbstar:


Yes,still a student there.

Tonythriller:
Mine is still fresh in my mind.wish I could wipe off that day from the record of existence.I was at the verandah watching all the fine fine girls in the street then I saw Amaka,my crush,this time walking all alone (not with her elder sister or brother as usual) I had this sinister smile.ASAP I rushed down,ran the stairs like Bolt.I heard my elder bro say "Oga this one u wear camo dey leave gate be careful o,no go far" my reply was "I dey craze?" Buh wen I met Amaka and afta series of wining her she told me she was goin to buy spice for evening.because it was the first time we got talking and she was just so irresistible I ddnt know wen I offered to walk her to the market.My mumurity nd unparalleled olukulism made me forget that there is a military chck point at 1st junction.we were just talking nd laffing the next I heard was "kai! Boy waka com here now!" I saw the ugly and fierce looking soldier na I'm I know say my own don done.at first I wanted to play cool,beg them and expct dem to pardon me nd let me go.The minute I opened my mouth to say good evening sir,the slap that landed my chin got me deaf that for a moment I thought it was just only me in this whole world. I was told to pull it and do frog jump.I did all those with all my hrt cos the 1st slap humbled me full time.meanwhile my crush saw me strip to my faded Tom and Jerry underwear and was like "Chike we can't go tugeda lyk this it is so embarrassing" and they asked her do u know this bobo? And she said "no o he is just following me around and asking for my number" and that worsened everything even my potential crush and all the small kids. I intimidate around dat area saw my half unclothedness.I have sworn neva to buy camouflage wears again and for that Amaka girl,my God will judge her!

tifany89:

Hmm no respect for elders. When I joined the teaching profession am sure u were still in pre-nursery eating buns n pooing on ur body

odimbannamdi:


Lol...bros all of us know sey na lie you dey lie, but wetin be " dindinrin"?

sexybbstar:
I cant even imagine anything as embarassing as what happened to me when i was in pry2.
I was in class that day when i felt i had to pee.I went to my teacher,aunty yemi..."aunty i want to go and urinate",she no gree,she say make i go siddon.I obeyed her but i continued making trouble when i got to my seat and one of my classmates also called Yemi puched my lower belly and i shouted.Aunty yemi heard me and said "Blessing,go and kneel in front of the class"......i knelt down,within two minutes i urinated in front of the whole class!.......i will never forget the two Yemis' that gave me that embarassing monemts.I will never forget that teacher.I never met the student Yemi since i left that school in primary 3.
I will still punish that teacher if i have the chance,i dont care if she is a nairalander.She can read my comments and check my profile for all i care!...Stupid!

CplusJason:
Was a skillful striker back then at the uni and there was this beautiful crush of mine who always make me to perform some crazy skills with the ball anytime i see her. I was called "Ruud Van Nisterooy" by some close pals.


On this ugly day at the sport complex, intensive training was going on and she was there to watch "Ruud Van Nisterooy" perform some glorious and breathtaking skills.

I was with the ball trying to beat this useless defender called emma, before i knew what was going on, he held my shorts so tight and pulled it down. The painful thing is that, i was not putting on a boxer and i did not shave the burning bush in that "region"

I almost cried seeing how my crush was laughing like a donkey.

CarlosTheJackal:
Just because you fell inside gutter its now an embarrassing moment?



Carry time there

Mrcapability7:
Never see any of my fellow guys unclothedness since my puberty stage at age of 14, to cut the story short, after my graduation from sec sch in 2012 I found work in tonimas lubricant blending factory at osisioma and I was posted in plastic section.... many weeks working there without knowing there was bathrooms where staffs baths after working hours initially I followed the suit so one day I got in the bathroom, total unclad and about to splash water on my body, I heard thunderous banging on the door I thought they came to collect the buckets. I opened the door about 15 guys jumped inside the bathroom unclad, the sights I saw that today was embarrassing and irritating, the tick,length bush,long and short and even leave the door open for female staffs to see what they doing... oh even one of them named Victor touched then my virgin MANDELA I push him away... I'm no homo

tosyne2much:
Na this kind thread I dey like... I'm coming back to modify

During my first year in the polytechnic, I went to pay a visit to a lady who I had been crushing on in the school (female) hostel and after spending about thirty minutes with her, I told her I was leaving and that she should give me a few leg wall.. She was escorting me through the hostel pathway (with stairs) when I missed a step and unconsciously for me, I fell down from the stair case and rolled down while all the ladies in her hostel focused towards my direction... Chaiiii it was as if the ground the group should open and swallow me up because it was such a great embarrassment

I just bone as if nothing happened even though I felt some wounds on my legs.. I reach my villa go boil water begin wail when I dey mop am

a few minutes in her room.. When he was escorting me me

LordVoldemort:
I can never forget when I was in jss3

My English teacher asked me if I was born or bought

And humbly replied her with full confidence that I was bought. She didn't say anything and the whole class just burst out laughing cos they know English was my major problem.


The following day she called me out on the assembly and asked me the same question and my foolish self still gave the same answer. In front of the whole school. She later translate her question to yoruba that's when I realized I have goofed baje baje.

I stayed away from school for over a month because the shame was unbearable

I saw the teacher like 6 years ago she still asked me the same question and but this time I replied her with a smile


May her gentle soul rest in perfect piece

centboy123456:




lol men u kill it hahahaha

vickylincon:
imagine you forgot to put the plug of equalizer to your mixer and you are wondering if the equalizer has spoilt

vickylincon:
imagine you forgot to put the plug of equalizer to your mixer and you are wondering if the equalizer has spoilt

Divay22:
No o... I'm not a slayer o,but a course mate of mine that was asking me out was there,but funny enough that didn't stop him

LegitBoy:
The day my supposed girlfriend introduced me as a very good and dependable friend publicly...To think I was dating myself and my guys have been hailing me for landing a beautiful girlfriend. I just faked a smile in acceptance. Girls eh!

centboy123456:



hahahahahhahah touch ur Virgin lol

youngest85:
I'm a sound Engr. So there was a day I went to a show 4rm Lagos to akure. It was when I got there that I discovered dat none of my amplifiers was working........mehn!!!!d rest is history now

Amen,thanks.