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Special adviser ? See how stupidity is taking people higher in life, while the stone cold serious are still waiting for 5k.

*takes cover*

analice107:
By air, land or sea? Just to deliver a 75cl sprite. Wonderful.

by land ofcourse ...

So when is the common man going to receive his /her own jeep?

analice107:
send it through waybill nah. e hard? you go go park go collect am.

seriously am coming to PH.

Are- gbese(king of debtors) hope u will not sell osun state abi na state of osun to anambra state or kano state? .

Aregbeshola is the best govnor in Nigeria.

analice107:
75cl. You will bring it to my location when you close your eyes right?

.... Coming to PH, so how do i get my coconut jellof rice?

analice107:
Coming through. Now my sprite?

which size do u want? Jumbo size or 75cl? Chilled or cold or hot?
I mean i will bring it literally to your location.

analice107:
Lets really get down to this your belong rice. what type of jelof rice do you want?
There are different types.
Cocoanut Jelof.
Palm oil Jelof
Fresh Tomatoes/peppered Jelof
Tin Tomatoes Jelof.
There are some i cant call by names, i just create. still Jelof. Pick and choose

coconut jellof rice.

*now smilling*

analice107:
i didn't get your pm. still waiting perhaps it's network. Now can i have my sprite, pls?

what? Who hang my PM? Who hang am for air? How i go give u sprite, wey u never bring the jellof rice? *whistling louder*

E-war loading ...

*walk buharistically out of thread, i wish u tribal rebels goodluck*

analice107:
*yea, pass me the sprite*

u didn't reply my PM , and u want sprite *whistle, look at u, continue whistling *

Annunaki:
If I am offered 72 virgins, I won't mind bombing demmzy15, lexiconkabir, rilwayne001 and other fake muslims on this forum.

sometimes i wonder the kind of weed our holy prophet gave to us.

Annunaki:
Yes I want verse 2

verse 2: then aisha ask apostle of Allah what shall be the reward me and other Muslim woman?
Verse 3: mohamed answer her , on that day the Muslim woman will be turned to a virgin with wide eyes,and they shall have se-x with the men day and night.
Verse 4: and beside them will be a flowing stream of drink(alcohol) which Allah have provided for them, for it is he that knows best.
Verse 5: and the women will be given strength to have sex till eternity and they will not be tired, weak or slack below.

Verse 6: .....

Annunaki:

come i will ban u personally.. Why u dey laugh? U don win 72 virgins?
If u laugh again eh...

betterABIAstate:
good things don't come cheap

so if u are a trader who have 300k as your capital doing business in that former area... Now the govt ask u to move to the new site, but the rent is 300k, what will u do?

Careful when u answer me .

I heard is the rent

Annunaki:
But it doesn't explain why men should get 72 virgins and plenty of booze without stating specifically what faithful women will get. Or could it be that islamic heaven is all about mohamed's vulgar fantasies?

according to blackfire hadith... The Muslim girls ladies will be transformed to virgins, and when the mujahadins will appear in al jana after killing kaffris(Christians and Jews) they the virgins will be given to them :
this is verse 1 , if u all want verse 2 let me know.

*sips fura de nunu*

Annunaki:
Typical islamic al taquiya

he / she is telling the truth, i am from anambra and i am a Muslim.

*kitikpa gbawa gi onu there, osu mohamed*

Annunaki:
What is foolish about her asking what the reward for a muslim woman is You don't even know if you might convince her to accept islam if you tell her what she stands to benefit by accepting islam.

@tola9ja don't mind that analice107 and annunaki... Please tell me what is the reward for Muslim woman in al jana, if the men are collecting 7 or 72 virgins with wide eyes and flowing stream of booze?.

*brings out suya and palm wine*

Annunaki:
Yes it is me oh! An idiotic mod banned me for saying the truth about islam. Annunaki2 is my alternate moniker.

sorry i didn't reply the moniiker... U know this slaves of Allah can be mischievous.

So have they told us the reward for our elehas, alhajas?

U go fear reply and hide and seek reply.

All this MOD banning my friends, i wish u buhari.

Annunaki:
He is lying through his teeth as usual. Although the quoran never mentioned the exact number of virgins a man would be rewarded with in islamic paradise, it did say men would be rewarded with virgins and wine. The exact reference to the number of virgins(72) is documented in Mohamed's biography(hadith) which records a number off islamic teachings and practises that allahh forgot to include in the quoran.

come annunaki where u go? U no get fuel? I noticed a moniiker annunaki2 is it the same as yours?

Anyway welcome back.

I like this topic

*sips kunu* ab-Oki bring suya 500 naira.

U tell 2pac that since he left no one has ever been able to think of replacing him.... Philosophically and lyrically.

*this is really a sad news*

.... I guess life goes on

Do u ever wonder why propaganda post always goes to the yorubas ?....

Democracy enter America see swagger... The same democracy enter Nigeria ... Becomes CRAZY.

during election time now, some gullible person in calico of gargatum exhibition will want to die for this political ndi Ara, bunch of cricum cracum of bunkun bunkun.

analice107:
Think really deep.

i sent u a PM

analice107:
If you like the mango tree then be ready to be stoned.

hmmm... *in deep thought*. What if this mango i.. *in deep thought again*

analice107:
Remember not to stand under a mango tree with ripe fruits, you may get stoned.

what if i like the mango tree? Besides u can only stone me once, after which i unleash my own stone throwing.

analice107:
Can you eat my Jelof rice? Its so peppery. Oh yea you can, You are Yoruba.

remember half yoruba , i still have igbotic DNA running thru' my vein.. Not a friend of pepper.
Anyway u owe me jellof rice.

It seems anyone who attack u vigorously.. must somehow take a jab at me indirectly.

analice107:
Am very find my brother, how are you? Its been awhile. You have not been in Church (thread) for some time now. pls lets keep the fire burning.

And about this my son, what can i do? Its my responsibility to see him grow strong on a very firm foundation. You know how kids are, especially when they know mommy loves them. We'll get there. When he grows up very responsible now, his father will stand to take all the glory

*raise up my hand*.

Can i be his father?

analice107:
About an hour ago my dear. I can be whatever you want me to be. i didn't know you were there.
Did i mess as a mother?

well i like the way u tell the 'mother story' .. Well packaged with meaning.

I watched you in all your conversation with so many people.. Literally by your side.

I still need my jellof rice from u o.

I admire your versatility

analice107:
Hahahahahahahahaha. I laf you to scorn.

when did u become a mother?