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ScotFree:
My bro, you're in a soloship. You're flying solo, while she's doing the other guy on a low low. Quit bro

Make I epp am sing to the soloship...

*In Jason Derulo’s voice*

I'm solo, I'm riding solo,
I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, solo oooo...

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makydebbie:
Oya, be like we don get license to gossip on every thread nii.

Limme! I dey find money

makydebbie:
Hahahaha

We're not fighting ooo!

We'll surely fight when she doesn't deliver my Christmas package.

We gossip, una complain. We stop, una still complain again.

Hahahaha

Kipchut, my flend! Wah package? Pata and bra?


Timemod3, thanks for your concern. We ain't fighting oooo, we've had our trying moments but we know better than to bring it here. Don't worry, we wee continue our gossip soon.

pocohantas:
Sure we can't, he knows best.

Great men of Nairaland, e include this jobless hypocrite?
It's actually not that difficult jare. No be Naija men again? Either be yourself and get liked for you, or pretend and get liked for who they think you are. It's that simple.

No be only partridge, na porridge.

Hahahaha . We wee find job for him na

Lol. I know nii

Wait till I'm high, I'll send a long VN of different Christmas songs.

TimeMod3:
rola, whatever happened between you & makydebbie. Personally, I do not like neither of you but the two of you make a good gossip team.
I mentioned you cos I consider you the older of the two, bury the hatchet if there is any.


#NoBitchAttitude

Hahahaha

Now, this is funny... Makydebbie, come oooooo. I dunno what to say to this nii

mumumugu:
God forbid.we can't have two mumu in a home

Hahahaha

MumuNation

Take out the stubbornness, I'll say YES.

Brugo:
well, we have to see things from the proper viewpoint. What I'm saying is Yomi could be the victim here. Poor guy.

It's obvious you're a Yoruba demon yourself, very cunning and good with words... #ProperViewPointer

parismarc:
A free cook, a free washing machine, a human being you can vent your anger and frustration on and go Scott free, a person you can share 50 percent of your bills with and still call your self the head. Ain't that blissful??

Oh my! You're blessed

sexybbstar:
Please when will you create the one for 2018?Please tag me when you do. Thank you ma'am

Tag me on your bridal train

Brugo:
Still don'the know what the innocent guy did wrong.



Obviously she tried to snatch him.away from his first babe (AKA Prisca 1) but Yomi was steadfast. Later on, pressure was too much and he gave in so I don't blame him. He was just a victim of manipulation by Prisca 2.

Any questions?

Jesu!

You're badder than baddest

You murdered your child just to get back at your husband? You're mahd and I've taken it upon myself to tell you. Oponu

Criis:
Litter


But, why are guys free to roam about on NL and ladies aren't?

Very simple, because they're mahd.

Preetiex:
i am in lagos but my birthday has pass,i dont mind getting a cake as xmas present o

Your birthday yaff passed? Lerruz wait till next year then

Tamarapetty:
So what should i do with the beef? cook it?

Tammy, cook that beef. I go come fry am when I get back from the Tenant's meeting...


No chop out of it, I don count am oooo.

Santa, hafar na? You're gerrin late oooo

Sha lemme remind you before you gimme too much Christmas gift

1) I want peace, a fulfilling peace and better relationship with my mum.

2) Love and understanding between my siblings and I.

3) Make my friends happy.

4)Dear Santa, grant Ahmid his heart desires, provide all he needs to pull this project through.

5) A better job, location- Ibadan.

6) Santa, I want a new phone ooooo.

7) A box of chocolates. (The list in incomplete without this )

Preetiex:
Dear santa,
My birthday is almost here,i wish 4 cake & some1 to celebrate with me

Hiyaaaaa . Where are you and when is your birthday?

Nope. I get hand

HeyCorleone:
Everyone should be allowed to hold and express their beliefs...This is just wrong.

Very wrong! What sorta rubbish is this?

daewoorazer:
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It's about the man, my wife wen I'm married won't even think of telling me that BS.

How she take see my face sef..... She knows I wasn't raised with a silver spoon, hence she won't wanna taste d wooden spoon side of me.

Advice for men, stop looking for those queens on snapchat whose only job is to decorate the head with a vase of flower and shake d head like ofcourse a wall gecko....
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Hahahaha

The wooden side of you kwa?

Op, no3 should be "There" not "Their".

I'll do anything for you

How izzit her business? Why didn't she question banky and susu when susu's yansh was displayed? Shimmy kor pata nii

As for Seyi... When the brain is weak, puzeze, boobs and yansh suffer.

Olamide badoosha!

Konidafun iyalaya Biafra, Oduduwa ti take ova!

khristal87:
Am a mature guy, dnt nid to wait fr a lady to ask me out. Jst giv me a sign.. I ll either ask u out or tell u i ve a serious relationship, dt wnt make u lose ur ego in either ways...,...............i jst cnt figure it out y some guys will wait fr a lady to ask them out. I think they re totally insensitive.

Prettyenit18:
Mr nice guy

Sharp girl, no time to waste time.

pocohantas:
Chai. That our cousin. It's definitely going to dampen the Christmas mood at home, but let's be thankful for life and the legacy she left behind.

The year moved really fast. And e worse pass say, we would get older and no husband

You sabi songs sef? You try. I only know the over sung 'we wish you a merry christmas'. I might change someday sha.

Exactly, we can't sha fight God.

Hahahaha . Chaiiii! We've entered one chance oooo... Imagine, we couldn't get just two men outta the great men on nairaland, our problem issa problem.

What to do oooo? We have 30 days left, lerruz start the ultimate search biko.

I know plenty nii.

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree

DrinkLimca:
God forbid that i enter a plane that has two female
pilots..
That plane has 90% chance of crashing..
I don't want a Love Machine or cucumber to
shorten my life for me..
By the way, is toolz a celebrity?
If yes then who is
celebrating her?
how many fans idolizes her?
Nigerians have given the term celebrity to every
body on the internet..

The men, celebrating her backyard and future.

Happy birthday Mr.Lyon


Better job fall on you!

I dey come, lemme sleep well fess.

QueenSekxy:
pocohantas..her comments reeks of intelligency
likewise makydebbi Blackhawk01 Blackhawk04
lalas247 and to Benita27...
these are wonderful ladies full of intelligency. .whose comments I can't wait to read

Hunnaie! Thanks much

TimeMod3:
I know you're special crazy but sometimes I kinda wonder why you chose this path. You wanna be a good girl, a bad girl or a bitch?


#NoBitchAttitude

Good thing you know my craze is special, you want to know why it's special? Simple! I don't give a fvck about the "wonderings"of faceless old men...