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makydebbie:
I swear the kain sleep wey dey do me ehn.
You go come meet us for lagos na or I go chop your share join.

Sleep no do you reach me, me wey dey sleep for work.

Sense fall on you dia

Saintsammurai:
ITS a secret cult in nairaland, an online branch of Freemansonry and illuminati.. plurimi its the nairaland version and the members are all very rich, handsome and beautiful.. its members are rich and powerful nairalanders from home and abroad.. next year its going to hold its first official meeting in california USA... with illuminati members like rihana and madonna.. you cant join though, they only select you..

makydebbie:
Can you cook?
I'll love banku with pepper tho.

Be kissing another man oooo... Omo nna

makydebbie:
Me I giff up and down.
You're hungry? Have you spoken to Horlohlah today? One of the best cooks I know she'll make something nice for us .

Sheybi you know you're high?

How do I get the food she cooks?

bitchcrafts:
When u catch preek inside woman's toto, she go teh u say na corn cob. Lmfao!

Hahahaha

You no well oooo

makydebbie:
Hahahaha, you've said it all dear. The English sef is enough to give you headache. Lol the story doesn't add up to me at all. And the woman dey come here to display stupidity on another level entirely. Omo the whole thing tire me. Age is nothing my dear, absolutely nothing.

Justifying her stupidity? Damn! I giff up on her.

Wooz! Their matter no even concern me, iyamm hungry

makydebbie:
I tell you, it really cracked me up.

There is a particular level of stupidity that you reach and I know your brainlessness is irredeemable. Why bring your private shii here? What happened to ignoring this bullcrap? Whoever marries Op is in for a very big trouble because na people go dey solve their marriage matter and the silly "married" woman came to talk her own, Lawd have mercy! Age is really nothing but a number. Awon alailojuti.

makydebbie:
Goan read that post I quote, the one at bold.

Hehehehe! Iyamm speechless/wordless

Enough craze full nairaland ahswear.

makydebbie:
Blackhawk01 I don die.

Wetin happen?

Amarabae:
is it the woman that should protect a full grown man who should have been responsible and stop sleeping around?
Marriage is loosing its taste slowly in the society

Now, you're talking! Leave that no woman can snatch my husband talk. If your husband wants to be snatched, watch them do it skillfully.

pocohantas:
You can't snatch a man with any iota of integrity and selfcontrol. How do women even say it and it sounds sensible to them...

Snatch? Is he a handbag?

The day women liberate themselves from this madness, they'll know there is more to life than fighting over a fairly used prick.
Dependency won't let them...smh.

Hahahaha . Fairly used prick?

shinarlaura:
Same here dear.. looking forward to meet with you. Will be there soonest.

Lalas247, thepussyhunter, blackhawk03

WrathOfHadez:
nostalgic?

Spot on

DeadRat:
one Day, hunter GO Catch This Blackhawk

Catcher catcher nii

thepussyhunter:
heheheh
chill tigress ............didnt know he's ur baeby na cos last i checked he was ur "man"

nah..............heard you detest g-strings

at that time i saw you clad in one of fisola's boxers but now i see you wearing noth........

He is both

Hian! Wrong info

Hahahaha . You've got crazy imaginings, Richie. But, I like the idea of rocking his boxers tho.

makydebbie:
Hahahaha.
Wetin grandma talk?

That one na long story but she said I did no wrong tho.

thepussyhunter:
............dang!!!

and damn fisola for keeping and having all dem long fine sexy legs to himself

anyways that is still pending and not totally impossible

meanwhile i'll just make do with my imagination..............right now i see ur long legs in its full glory and you're clad in just a

Damn tani? my Baeby?

That's possibly possible. Jealousy jealousy

Clad in just? G-string?

sunshineG:
so what church do you attend

Word Power Ministry

makydebbie:
Don't worry I'll give Fisola this night.
Hahahaha she got the evil spirit from her elder sis nii, come and be shouting on top my own house again. You go hear.

Hehehehe... Just forget Ghana like that. Lemme even goan disturb him sef...

Hahahaha . I'm glad she wasn't around sef, that girl can ginger ya madness anyhow, I'm sure I would have lost my cool if she was there nii.

sunshineG:
yes I attended revival
I use to attend oke agbara

My dad is not a fan though, even though he is a Christian

So where is that one located in ibadan?

I was kidding nii oooo

CAC fire

sunshineG:
tf
Cac like the very conservative cac

Which branch

Just so you know I attended "revival"

Yeahhhh

Oke iye ibukun

Really?

makydebbie:
No idea.


Honestly.

Who is she giving puppy face? Please goan give that to Omo nna.

Told my younger sister about what happened last night and babe is vexing because she wasn't around to heat things up. Evul pesin.

sunshineG:
you are fuccking kidding me

Are you serious you dad is a pastor

Hahahaha


Yeskeh. CAC pastor sef.

thepussyhunter:

na so................esp the ones that stay in position when pushed up

all more reason i've got to either see you or a pic of you before the year runs out @bolded

been hearing the rumours saying you've got the longest sexiest legs ever just after lanic.ky...................would love to confirm

Hahahaha

You heard right Richie, you heard right.

Oya come to Ibadan.

sunshineG:

Bad girl

Iyamm a good girl. Omo pastor

DeadRat:
I WANT TO KNOW

Beyonce Knowles nii

thepussyhunter:
Wait first lemme imagine and compare blackhawk01 on black jeans and she on red short skirt (preferably a mini skirt) before i either agree or disagree with this ur post

uhhmmmmm.........hmmmm...yes........yes i like what i see
hmmmm nice


okay OP i'm done......

You are correct!!!!

Skirt all the way! How do I flaunt my foine legs with jean on biko?

Btw, skirts make gbenshing easier...

makydebbie:
Anytime I remember ehn, it's as if I should carry cane and start flogging myself.

Hahahaha

I've got mixed feelings about mine. The silly things we do at times sef.

makydebbie:
I disappointed myself instead.

Rotflmao

Lol. I unknowingly ended up doing what I didn't want to do.

iamJ:
Viewing thru

Ashawo