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Nitwit, Red Dwarf

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lil jboy: Akpos was eating bread
in the dream, after he
finished eating it, he
saw a coconut and
decided to eat it too but
he didn't see knife to
cut it, so he decided to
use his teeth only to
receive a slap from his
father! U DON FINISH
PILLOW,NA MY HEAD U
COME DEY BITE IDIOT!

LOL

werepelati

Nitwit or Nitrile

Hi

Long time no hear

makes no sense

Ode ni e

isale_gan2: What happened to Nairaland? Been trying for 6 hours.

i was upgrading the servers

isale_gan2: These samba shoes right here?

https://www.theshoesnobblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/m_adidas_men_samba_shoes_fairwayblackrunwhite.jpg

Not that one ,

Isale adogan. . Whats happening

naijababe: These right here sure is fluff!

Lol fluff things

Finally catching on

The Ultimate question remains - Why would airlines not want to come Enugu is it not a profitable route.

This trip was a waste of time and money

This is what the Bible say Ish 59.2

Your sins are the roadblock
between you and your God.
That’s why he doesn’t answer
your prayers
or let you see his face.

My head dey hurt - Meself can smell the corruption

I will also like to visit Brazil - I get samba shoes

taharqa: Well, the people in that area no get money. So Tinubu and his Cohorts wud not get any returns on their investments if they construct a bridge there and Toll it. Simple mata.. Ikoyi and Lekki looks like a bera deal; and that's where they are 'developing'...

Fashola magnet - you could not resist

Please say no to Hausa president enough is enough - please say no to retrogression. I am not a fan of GEJ but i prefer he remains president. Southern president please for the next 50 years

fluff things - na here una dey hide

The above contradicts what is described on the other thread. who will believe the under funded army when all the monies have been used to buy 2 operational vehicles.

i have followed this Guy from the days of becomerich version 1 to 100 to Musiwa version 1 and still counting - sometimes i wonder is this guy sick or craves attention. Most times i laugh

I tire for this matter

Authoritative stealing - It is clearly confirms - these people are trying to outdo themselves when it comes to stealing

The same people will attend church on sunday - Raising hands in the air praising God.

Some of them are in Israel as i write. This is when i wish i was a god. I wont wait till judgement day. Your suffering will surely start on earth.

oyb: Outside of pilgrimage, what businesses do nigerians do in isreal? What is the exact benefit of this bilateral agreement?

Help me ask them .

Isreal is definitely not my list of places i would like to visit.

Please God - Make sure you give this hungry group breakfast this morning - as i dont think they can drink crude oil

This is the prove that some people are really sick. A recent report claimed not a single health center in Bayelsa and people resort to Herbs and yet this is one biggest receivers of monthly allocations.

I wont even read the article. Image laundering at the worst - A crook remains a crook

Awoof Presido - Only God knows how much this trip cost - He took his entire cabinet to Israel.

Promhize: This won't make FP, if it was about Ibori, Stella Odua, it would have made Frontpage as soon as it was created

You have no proven case against Tinubu - You are all screaming conjectures. The names you listed above are all proven thieves with substantial evidence to get a criminal conviction. Ibori is currently in Jail whilst Tinubu has travelled through London many times

PointB: The Honorable Minister of Aviation has acquitted her self very well with this lucid and straight-to-the-point explanation. I hope all those who called for her head without listening to her side of the story cover their faces in shame. Now this woman has important business of Airport remodeling and reform to carry out. These distractions should cease forthwith.

THe vital questions have not been answered .

1. do we need armoured vehicles in all the airports in Nigeria. If they are operational vehicles

2. 255 Mill for 2 cars

3. Operational vehicles currently been used as Taxi by the Minister




I can smell bullshit from far. I dont really blame her / Another Nigerian will do worse- The fault remains with leadership selection process

This the biggest bullsh1t i have read in a while - Talk of adhering to protocol whilst stealing - Only in Nigeria

Adherring to protocol in no way justifys spending 255Mill on two cars.

I need to visit Heathrow airport to ask the Manger whether armoured cars are currently part of there operational vehicles

Stella Repent and Refund the stolen money - God Is forgiving

Wake me when it is implemented and enforced - Is it not GEJ administration we are talking about - The Father of promises but implementation vanishes into thin FRESH air,

I am against multiple taxation - but it will be lie to claim i have not felt the improvement of infrastructures in Lagos state.. I cant say the same for a state like Bayelsa.


FG dont have the capacity or intelligence to collect taxes effectively . Give it a year or two - IGR at present is about 20billion that figure will rapidily dwindle to 5billion.

I think i prefer the Lagos model than a bigger FG thief model - we wont see a penny.

In the whole Bayelsa - They dont have a health centre people resort to using herbs - No minister will take charge of that one.

but will rather continue as houseboy and housegirl for Mr and Mrs President

Nigeria is a waste

karl max: This is what all lagosians know already. The massive fraud going on in lagos state is no longer news .

I hope they also get Stella, Dizeani and Ibori - A lot of people need vomiting.