₦airaland Forum

Nice2023:
I married the last girl.

You married your sister in-law?

Okay Sha, does your brother in-law have a grown up daughter ready for marriage?

RoyalBlu:
A girl with five caring male siblings...

That's bliss!!!

Girls of these days would rather have 5 Hot simp boyfriends

Nice2023:
Not a big deal...I told my my brother in law that I needed the sum of 20million last month,within a space of 5minutes I got the alert.

Currently,I am to return the money in 12months time.

Does your brother in-law have a single I can marry

Don't support protester with such, just provide security!

There are yahoo boys in edo that will happily provide some merriment to the protesters.

Make everybody play their role well

This is ill advice, people have the constitutional rights to express their dissatisfaction through peaceful protest.

The ILOT doesn't care if hunger reduces the Itsekiri population and add to the quagmire of being a minority

Shameful! Wicked!! Selfish!!!

AareGaa:
Yes,
Governor of cursed Biafran land

Just like how a drug dealer became the president, and your people are now crying , the number of beggers in the south west are now more than those from the north

DBright6:
Please assist me to survive this moment, it's very critical and have lost all hopes. lots of challenges from one problem to another. Haven't get another job and to eat or even TP to follow up my appointments are hard, I'm really depressed. Assist me for God sake, God bless you more
Acct numb:
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Go out on August 1st and protest to the government, they've mismanaged the economy that price of TP has gone so so high as a result of high cost of petrol, prices of foodstuffs are also very high now due to government mismanagement.

Companies are closing up for the same reason of government mismanagement...

GO OUT AND PROTEST!

Cesarr1:
Bros abeg sir
I fit see 2k from your side .
Pls look my profile you go see I need help like mad

Go and protest

NoFoodToCook:
How I was embarrassed this money by my neighbour

I really don't blame her, after all, we're all facing the same hardship in this country.

Everything finished in our house last night, so this morning, I went to a neighbour's house to help us with garri. I told the husband that nothing, I mean nothing was left in our house and he went inside and came out with a black nylon containing garri. I thank him so much because it was like God has again used them to help us.

As I was about leaving, the wife appeared, snatched the bag from me and the whole garri was on the ground, shouting at me to stop coming to beg them things, that I always come to beg, beg garri, beg Maggie, beg toothpaste etc. It was not a small embarrassment for me that I didn't even know where to hide my face. What a shame.

God please help us and open doors for us. This shame is getting too much for us. Bless the works of her hands and prosper us. It's not as if we are sitting idle, but our earning is low considering the country today.

Till now, I have not recovered from the shame. God please help me. This is just too much for me.

This isn't your first time and maybe your neighbor's wife has grown weary, however, you should plead with her personally, and use the same or more energy to broadcast your business and get more customers, be more friendly and kind to people too.

In few years time he may become a governor or even president.

Since portable started receiving money from ogun state governor he suddenly started behaving more foolish

What right does Abacha and his children have over Abacha's properties? with all the looting by Abacha, that even country's abroad are still repatriating Abacha's stolen funds till tomorrow!

A sensible and corrupt free government would have confiscated every single property belonging or tied to Abacha as proceeds of Crime!

What nonsense!!!

It's really a shame what the politicians have reduced Nigerians to!

Op na you be the mumu here ooo.
Please ask her for pregnancy test before you reap what you did not plant.

Either way, by the time u decide to enta you will be shock how wide the gate is

Rat race, the judgement will go up to supreme Court, and justice will be served after their tenure

The joke on this is that Civil servants will stay for months without getting salary.

Nigeria is getting depleted, the government is borrowing to function and still stealing from borrowed money, the debt is being settled with future oil production, the past debt is being settled with current oil production.

Nigeria is now a nation of hungry people!
But "Na statistics we go chop"

Guess what, they'll have to pay him all he was due as DG, and ask the appointed imposter to refund same.

PDP/Osunbor oppressed oshiomole, oshiomole oppressed obaseki, obaseki is now oppressing shaibu!

Look at the same thing playing out in Rivers!

What does that tell you?
"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupt absolutely"

In Falz's voice, " This is Nigeria"

Why establish another agency? Why not make it INEC's responsibilities? Or an Arm of INEC?

I agree it shouldn't be the governors controlled Electoral commissions, but there's no need creating more agencies of government at this time, what else does INEC have to do after the Federal and state elections? Why not Add the LG to INEC?

Thunder go kill that oba... Does he know that his people cannot feed?

Davido is now buying stakes and investing through PPP.

E go really choke!

Share pictures, tag relevant authorities and make it trend on X

mu2sa2:
How do you categorise this post - inductive or deductive reasoning, or both or none of it?

Both

Tellmeastory:
On a recent business visit to the UK, I met an Ethiopian professional guy in London, and we had a conversation in which I stated half-jokingly that I would love to visit Ethiopia to get myself a nice, beautiful Ethiopian woman.

He erupted in laughter, and said that I was most welcome to visit Addis Ababa anytime, as the city is filled with beautiful women who are also very humble.

He then said that he liked Nigerian women, but that the only problem based on his experience with them is that the only thing they care about is money, and that that was why he doesn’t like dating them.

I was so embarrassed.

Why are our women like this?

It’s terrible.

Their reputation for money obsession is now international.

They need major reorientation, so that they can understand that life is not just about money and wealth.

And the funny thing is that they are the most church-obsessed women in Africa, yet the most highly materialistic.

A tragic irony, and a clear sign that they are only deceiving themselves with that ‘Jesus’ stuff, because no one is fooled, least of all the Most High.

One one hand you said Nigerian women, and on the other hand you said these Nigerian women are deceiving themselves with "Jesus stuff", therein lies your bias!

Are all the women in Nigeria believing in Jesus Christ or being Christians?

How about the Muslim women with their "Mohammed stuff", or the Atheist women with their " whatever stuff", or the pagan women with their "kayanmata juju stuff"? Or aren't these group of women Nigerians too? And if they're Nigerians don't they like money too or you deliberately left them out based on your own bias? And if they don't like money, why can't you go for them or refer them to your Ethiopian friend?

In a shocking turn of events, a group of arsonists deliberately set fire to their neighbor's courtyard, expecting the wind to carry the flames into the neighbor's house. But, in a surprising twist, they recklessly went to sleep, unaware of the chaos that would soon unfold.

As the arsonists slumbered, their neighbor sprang into action, frantically trying to extinguish the fire before it spread. Desperate for help, they called upon friends and neighbors, who rallied together to contain the blaze. Some of these good Samaritans were motivated by the realization that if the fire continued to spread, it would eventually threaten their own properties.

But, when the arsonists finally awoke, they were stunned to find that the fire had somehow changed direction and was now ravaging their own home. Panic set in as they watched their own property go up in flames, with no one coming to their aid. In a desperate attempt to garner sympathy, they began spreading falsehoods about the incident, manipulating public opinion and exploiting the very destruction they had caused.

As the truth began to unravel, the community was shocked by the arsonists' audacity. Their neighbors, who had once come together to help in a time of need, now stood by in disbelief, refusing to aid those who had so callously endangered their own lives and properties. The arsonists' web of deceit had ultimately led to their own downfall, a stark reminder that actions have consequences, and that truth will always prevail in the end.

This thief is not ashamed to speak, that was how they control and hand picked LG chairman as pawns and puppets alike.

This move will reduce the power Governor's have over the LG chairman, and will create checks and balances in the state.

But then we need to strengthen the state judicial system to keep the LG chairmen in check, remove immunity for LG chairmen if there's any.

Sharply!... Go and do the activism from your country, this is what the US and EU ought to be doing.

It was never cancelled!

Every Thursday in Lagos is sanitation, shops and markets don't open till after 10am.

Enforcement and fines for defaulters is what the government should look into!

And still it won't solve the problem of flooding in Lagos, the should leave their evil tribalistic politics aside and discuss the solution with the LP candidate, they should stop sand-filling lowlands which serve as natural reservoir for ocean overflow and flooding!

The so called water channel they have been building cannot take water out to the ocean during flooding, rather it will be used by the ocean to flood the highlands faster.

Rubbish and senseless APC RONU

LoriIro1:
Pics 3 be like say the audience dey hungry 😂see their ugly faces

Btw wtf is that wereh albino Mr White Nigeria doing there?

Oh! You think he just loves the country and that's why he's making videos everywhere

These are the main contractors and money launderers

Now imagine the job loss!

There are consequences to bad leadership, keep voting and support nonsense.

A common bank robber becomes a minister, SA needs to do better, in Nigeria an FBI wanted drug dealer became the president!

Your first time of meeting a girl you've been toasting happens to be by 9pm? not daylight or even a hangout!

Now the first time you're meeting someone you're toasting happens to be a sleepover that starts from 9pm, you don't know any of her friends or social media accounts, no pictures of her, I wonder if you met her in a cemetery!

erico2k2:
You think? go to the east west road at the start of rivers state and see tankers up to 100 parked along the road, you think the came for revival?

There are tank farms lined across the costal states, and these tanker go to tank farms to load products.

Again, there's no verifiable proof that these tankers or tank farm get their products from the local bunkering activities.

The so called tantita that is now elevated to throw tantrum are the ones even destroying the needed evidence, and are complicit in these cases of illegal bunkering activities