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Family / Re: Would Be [2015] Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by blaizze(f): 9:48pm On May 13, 2015
engrsyer:
you must get married this year either you like or you like it.
na by force :[ ayam not ready yet o. maybe 2018
Family / Re: Would Be [2015] Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by blaizze(f): 7:41am On May 13, 2015
engrsyer:
lol... I didn't call name oo. however do u want ur sister to be second wife because I am waiting for d first to wife.
5th wife is okay as long as d money is dere to spend tongue





Oya face front sad stop derailing

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Family / Re: Would Be [2015] Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by blaizze(f): 5:59pm On May 12, 2015
engrsyer:
If you people(Nigerians) would not agree then I will take her to Egypt and wife her just like a Nigerian serving Senator did.
are u yerima's son?

which senator biko. my sis will be 13 soongrin
Family / Re: Would Be [2015] Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by blaizze(f): 1:05pm On May 12, 2015
engrsyer:
Yes I will wife her but I want her to get to 13 years before I will go n wife her.
:o13 years?
Family / Re: Would Be [2015] Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by blaizze(f): 11:26pm On May 11, 2015
engrsyer:
cry cool tongue like seriously! U may be right but....
...but what. wife that babe jare
Family / Re: Would Be [2015] Brides; Come In, Let's Plan Together! by blaizze(f): 4:17pm On May 11, 2015
gringrin;D2015 groom

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Fashion / Re: Learn Make Up Artistry For Free Here by blaizze(f): 10:08pm On May 10, 2015
MoNickk:
here's my look for today. Unfortunately, the highlight I used is not really visible because of my phone camera. hope my brows are better? thanks
buriful!!!
Fashion / Re: Learn Make Up Artistry For Free Here by blaizze(f): 9:38am On May 10, 2015
I've always had problems with the arch. will try setting with shadow today. You are really doing a good work replying every post.
Fashion / Re: Learn Make Up Artistry For Free Here by blaizze(f): 9:48pm On May 09, 2015
Have been following... Pls rate my brow
Fashion / Re: Learn Make Up Artistry For Free Here by blaizze(f): 11:19pm On May 08, 2015
I'm on board
Family / Re: Thread For Those Born In Month Of May by blaizze(f): 5:47pm On May 01, 2015
Nnemuka:

4tn may loading! Hi
yippee!!! at long last. hi cheesy nicest 2 meet ugrin. I'm just so happy after searching for more than 2 decades I finally found u lol.












now I have to search for my name sakes
Family / Re: Thread For Those Born In Month Of May by blaizze(f): 11:19pm On Apr 30, 2015
Why is so difficult to find a bday mate . Pls if u re born on may 4th bera come out. ayam tayad of searching o jare.

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Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 6:41pm On Apr 20, 2015
Bekwarra:

Where do you live?
calabar
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 6:06pm On Apr 20, 2015
Bekwarra:

Lemme pm you. I need a palm wine treat when I'm back from Lagos this week.
lol. I dnt live there. Haven't been there for the past 7yrs
Literature / Re: Do You Want To Learn How To Write Stories? Let's Start Here. by blaizze(f): 6:05pm On Apr 20, 2015
Divepen1:

I didn't stop...I had been busy
ok. Gud to know.
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 11:53pm On Apr 19, 2015
Bekwarra:

Achiri Ufo
lol. ashiri ufo ke
Literature / Re: Do You Want To Learn How To Write Stories? Let's Start Here. by blaizze(f): 11:15pm On Apr 19, 2015
Please don't abandon this thread. I've learnt a lot already and I know there more is to be learnt.
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 10:26pm On Apr 19, 2015
Bekwarra:

Yes I know Afrike dialect is different from the one other Bekwarrans speak. I'm yet to even understand the language sef. I was in Akpakpa before and I understand their version better.
akpakpa speak d main bek dialect and it's a lot easier than afrike. I don't even understand afrike.
lol@ Bekwarrans
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 9:34pm On Apr 19, 2015
Bekwarra:

Afrike 1. Where's your side?
ibiaragidi. afrike slightly different from my place in terms of dialect.
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 8:08pm On Apr 19, 2015
Bekwarra:

Nope. NYSC things.
cheesy dts my place. where exactly are u?
Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by blaizze(f): 6:34pm On Apr 19, 2015
Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked. grin

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me". angry angry

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.
bekwarra, are u from bekwarra?
Family / Re: I Wish To Send My Husband Back To Nigeria, He Irritates Me Now! by blaizze(f): 7:06pm On Apr 16, 2015
macjive01:


That must be the post of the thread
I tell ya. grin
Literature / Re: Do You Want To Learn How To Write Stories? Let's Start Here. by blaizze(f): 11:11am On Apr 14, 2015
This is a great opportunity to learn and I've learnt a lot already. I like writing stories but have never been able to go beyond the second chapter for reasons I can't explain.
Family / Re: I Wish To Send My Husband Back To Nigeria, He Irritates Me Now! by blaizze(f): 10:55pm On Apr 10, 2015
samtoye:



Sorry ooooo, but i find your reply more interesting than the post, Do you know any Dame Patience?

oh lawd of mercy!!!gringringrin
Family / Re: .. by blaizze(f): 10:03pm On Apr 01, 2015
Phema:


Mstcheeew!

what now
Family / Re: .. by blaizze(f): 10:00pm On Apr 01, 2015
Phema:


Mstcheeew!

what
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by blaizze(f): 11:14pm On Mar 27, 2015
rahymat:
wat do u expect ur menses to smell like b4 perfume or wat.it baffles me dat as a woman u find it strange to notice an unpleasant odour in ur menses.y did u smell it in d first place
madam, if you can't notice when something is wrong with your body then you have a serious problem.
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by blaizze(f): 11:02pm On Mar 27, 2015
rahymat:
maturity deals wit d way u put tins down how could u say ur menses smell bad.its not supposed to smell good b4,sometin dat creates d world shes supposed to be proud of herself.ive neva smelled my menses b4 i dnt even want to care hw it smell like its wat makes me a mature woman.u would neva see a guy saying dat his sperm smells dats maturity.im nt yabbing her shes a woman lyk me nd shes supposed to be proud of herself no matter hw her menses smells dats makes her a woman.tanks
shocked so if I notice an unpleasant change in my body I should go for Thanksgiving because I'm a woman. If it was a guy typing this I would have just smiled but you are a woman and it really baffles me. Pls know ur body and take actions in case of any unwelcomed change. So no matter how my menses stinks I should shut up because It makes me a woman.

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Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by blaizze(f): 3:12pm On Mar 27, 2015
publicenemy:


When people read this topic,the next thing they do is click to view ur profile and ur picture. Ur very beutiful... U might wanna take off ur pic for now before someone sees u in the street and say... There goes the lady with the... U know the rest.
have done that thanks
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by blaizze(f): 3:12pm On Mar 27, 2015
Xiadnat:
Foreign body lodged in your uterus perhaps? Perhaps tumor?

Is the foul odor only during menses? That's odd. Infection should not be just during menses. But, not to say it is impossible.

You can suffer thru the smell, or you can go get checked out.
the smell is just during menses. will get checked. Thanks
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by blaizze(f): 2:54pm On Mar 27, 2015
nefertitiram:


Visit Island Maternity hosp if you are in Lagos, register with 500 and see a doctor, it is cheap. Don't suffer in silence o! Lagos state govt hosps are almost free! Do not delay!

BTW, Always have some perfumed pads, the pack is green in color had like 20 inside but cost almost 2k, the cost of seeing a doctor cheesy
but I heard those scented pads can also cause infections
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by blaizze(f): 2:52pm On Mar 27, 2015
shadowgwalker:

Wait late me chake her dp first






















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...
NAH FINE GIRL OH!!
FIRST TO SAVE HER WILL BE HER SUPERMAN FOR LIFE!



o.k to conclude the matter eh, this one nah serious infection. you don go tidy one buhari fan unprotected. he has deposited a spoilt seamen in your CUNTinent.

please, visit a private hospital/doctor because government hospitals no get ... compassion for sick people, they guess drugs anyhow and they do unnecessary test with no results.

Google out your symptoms to have an idea of the cause. Google out drugs and read about them, but don't take the drugs unless prescribed by the doctor.
ok thanks

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