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farouk0403:
Are you for real??
What would I do if I gain the trust of nonbeliever?

Lol. When you gain the trust of a non-Muslim, you befriend him and he no longer sees you as a threat. Meanwhile you inform the more radical bloodthirsty brothers in Islam to come and finish him off unawares. Then you both take his home and properties and shout

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Then you broadcast this strategy to the remaining moderate Muslims and say you succeeded with Allah's help . Very typical

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Field day for name checkers

Listen bro. Take back your wife. You sound like a pushover, do something drastic for God's sake. Imagine a fake man of God telling you to go and collect your bride price back . They both know you will probably do NOTHING!!! (which is what you are actually doing right now). Your sister even warned you and you ignored it??. Well, it's all up to you now.
You may never get your "wife" back, but ateast put some marks on their bodies that they will never forget.

Mine is belly fat. I have a protruding belly and I'm less than 25. Other body parts are normal and proportionate, just those abdomen. PLS help

He has very strong and deep mental issues. Imagine stabbing his first wife to death, now this. And their judicial system doesn't allow for capital punishment. SMH.

Oyaaaaaaa lalasticlala oo

naijatechworld:
@blessedvisky it's cool. My brotha, from what you have already written on this thread there are alot of things that you know that I personally don't know or I am ignorant of that's why I keep asking you for guidance by asking you questions. Netflix is a video on demand streaming service that gives people access to different tv shows and videos. Have u heard of IrokoTv by Jason Njoku? Well IrokoTv is the Nigerian version of Netflix. IrokoTV and Netflix are what you will get if you were ever told to pay a subscription fee to watch videos on YouTube. You can find more info here on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netflix and https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irokotv. I like the cooking/food teaching platform you suggested but my thing is data is very expensive. How will people cope? Plus not all of us are literate in English we just dey manage. Upon all I still love the idea and from now on will think and then look into it.

Hmm. Wow. Thanks. . May God give us more wisdom and ideas and also link us with means of executing this ideas

naijatechworld:
@blessedvisky, I understand. You have made great suggesrions and Im forever grafeful. I can see that you are a creative and smart person. Your idea inspired me to think of a service whereby if I paid 50 - 100 Naira every month, I could get low to medium quality of food of any kind. Think of like a Netflix for food. What are your thoughts on that?

What is Netflix?? Pardon my ignorance but I don't know what a Netflix is. However, how about this: A service that teaches a willing learner the basics of preparing Nigerian food. Many people don't really know how to cook well and won't mind learning it in leisure time. A platform that can teach Nigerians how to prepare common meals by themselves isn't a bad idea. Different sections for different people can be made eg Family meal section, picnic section, student food section, etc. What do you think??

naijatechworld:
@blessedvisky would you mind if others were in the video call with you as well? Would you mind if your questions were answered in a video call by them but maybe at like an hour or two later and not instantly because of their busy schedule?

No I won't mind. If a platform could be set up where I ( or We) could ask all our questions and give meaningful suggestions to our leaders directly via a recorded video, and we can be assured that the they would respond, via the same method, it would be appreciated. The important thing is for our voices to be heard

naijatechworld:
@blessedvisky, great idea. Do you mind if the talk was done online through Whatsapp or must it be done face to face?

Since I'll be paying for it, I guess a whatsapp video call or any other video call app would do the magic. I just wanna talk with them.

Seeing them physically would be hard. Things like security, protocol, schedule, location etc would affect the chances of a physical meeting happening. However, a face-to-face conversation via the Internet doesn't carry all those drawbacks. The only thing needed is availability of both parties and Data.

Gmajor:
how was much are you selling it?

Lol. Same thing came to my mind

A heart-to-heart talk with my state governor, the senator representing my senatorial district, and my local government chairman

Cool. Lalasticlala

Multitask247:
Pls somebody, I'm a university student, was at the venue for the exam but the official doing the screening got angry that the population was too much and she left, so a multitude of us couldn't write the exam on the day assigned to university students....my question is, is it possible I go to write it tomoro meant for polytechnics or there would be another batch for exam around April according to popular rumors?

Go early and beg them, preferably the Oga patapata in your centre

blessedvisky:
Op, I was enjoying you until I saw "click here to continue reading". Well that spoiled my mood so I decided to spoil your market too.


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Top 10 World’s Biggest Secrets of All Time! ISAAC FORTUNE 16:19:00 AMAZING , NATURE
The more you try to cover something, the more attention it gets. Most of us are likely to take a few secrets to the grave because revealing them could be fatal. For instance if Coca Cola told everyone about its secret ingredient, it wouldn’t be the world’s no. 1 soft drink. But secrets become mysteries after a certain period of time and we can’t help but ponder over them. So here we are bringing you the 10 world’s biggest secrets of all time:

10. U.S. Nuclear Secrets


Perhaps, this is notably the most highly protected information in the world. The nuclear facilities by themselves are a secret and only specific people know where they are located. The nuclear launch codes are the most secretive information of the U.S. government, such that only top officials in the U.S. department of defense have access to these codes. The amount of nuclear weapons and the type of nuclear weapon that USA possesses remain undisclosed to the public. The public will never get to know of the nuclear information.
As a super power, it is clearly understandable why the U.S government keeps the information a secret. Anyone who can access the information by illegal means will certainly put his life in danger. The information is highly guarded for security purpose against any rival nuclear country. This poses a big concern of what would happen if a nuclear war emerged. God forbid!
9. Oil deposits location in USA


The location of the exact mining for oil remains a top government secret in the U.S. But how does the government keep it a secret? Rumors has it that once oil deposits are found on your land and you report it, the government will then buy the land and you have to swear to keep the location a secret. The reason why the locations are kept a secret is to prevent the rich individuals from purchasing the lands to build their own wells and make big chunks of money from the oil. Thus, the information regarding the location of oil deposits is kept top secret by the U.S government.
8. U.S Medical Secrets


In reference to the United States of America’s laws, the medical information of any patient is supposed to be kept secret. This seems to be an obvious case of privacy, but, is it? Many say that some doctors would even risk their lives to keep a patient’s medical report a secret. The government formulated this law so as to prevent any sort of humiliation that can affect the patients. The oath that medical officer take to keep the patients’ medical information a secret is known as the Hippocratic Oath. The medical information of patients is to remain classified unless the safety of the patient or the safety of others is involved. As such, the medical files are only accessed by authorized personnel and one would require legal or medical approval to access them. Thus, the U.S medical secrets are among the world’s top biggest secrets.
7. The Hapsburg Napkin Fold


Of all the world’s biggest secrets, would you believe that folding the Hapsburg Napkin is a top government secret in Austria? Well, as funny as it may sound, this is true. In Austria, folding the Hapsburg napkin is a royal act that entails secret guidelines on how to fold the napkin.
The special fold was used at the royal tables in Austria-Hungary royalty. The most interesting fact is that many have tried to fold it but have failed. Actually, there are no written guidelines anywhere in the world on how to fold it. The process of folding the Habsburg napkin encompasses procedures that are only known by close and trusted state officials. These people swear and take an oath that the design will remain a state secret at all costs. But why keep this a secret? Rumor has it that it is a royal culture that is meant to remain a secret forever.
6. KFC Recipe


Ever wondered what recipe KFC uses while preparing its meals? Well, stop wondering, you will never know. The recipe is a top world secret that the company has

6. KFC Recipe
Ever wondered what recipe KFC uses while preparing its meals? Well, stop wondering, you will never know. The recipe is a top world secret that the company has managed to keep undisclosed ever since it was set up.
The secret recipe was made by Herland Sanders in 1930 at Kentucky. His famous chicken dish which he sold to the residents in North Cabin, was so delicious such that everyone talked about it. With this success, Mr. Sanders’s business grew so rapidly that he had to form a chain of restaurants across the world. Today, KFC is among the biggest restaurants in the world. Perhaps, this can be attributed to its secret recipe that has remained a mystery to the public. The recipe is secretly kept at the headquarters of the company and is highly guarded.
5. Area 51
There is no list of secrets or weird stuff that can fail to mention about Area 51. Deep in the Nevada desert, lies Area 51 – The CIA secret, a giant desert base that remain unacknowledged and disavowed by the U.S government for almost 60 years, until in August 2013, when the CIA finally admitted that this place is real. It’s a U.S. air force military facility which is highly guarded from the public. Actually, apart from the people inside, no one knows what takes place behind that perimeter. Above Area 51 is one of the most restricted air space on the planet. But why is the U.S. government trying so hard to keep people out? Finally, the truth had emerged in declassified documents published in August 2013. According to the report by the CIA, Area 51 was created in 1955 for a single purpose, to test a top secret aircraft project, code-named ‘’Aquatone”. The aircraft was to spy the Soviet Union when Russia bragged of its nuclear power.
4. Adolf Hitler
History tells that on 30th April 1945, Adolf Hitler killed himself in his underground bunker. Is this really true? Or did the soviets lie to the world? Evidence from the new declassified FBI documents shows that the government had information that Hitler was alive after World War II. He was supposedly living in the Andes Mountains.
Could Hitler have faked his own death? The release of the FBI documents clearly shows that Hitler’s suicide was perfectly faked. This is quite possible because he was the most hated man in the world at the time so he had to find a way to escape the war-struck Germany, for his own survival. What is more shocking is that the FBI knew all this but it was kept a secret.
3. HIV/AIDS
Since the 1980s, there has been a lot of debate regarding the origin of HIV and many theories have been formulated. Many people suggest that HIV/Aids originated from Africa, but, is it really true? Some believe that the deadly disease was manufactured in a laboratory by scientists. That the HIV virus is man-made! As if this weren’t enough, conspiracy theorists also believe that the cure for HIV/AIDS has been found. But hasn’t it been shared to the world? Why are they afraid of? Or are they using the HIV/AIDS disease as a weapon? It’s only a matter of time before the secret cure is revealed to the world.
2. Coca Cola Formulae
Did you know that the formulae for making coca cola are one of the most highly guarded top secret in the world? It is so top secret that the company had to cancel its operation in India because it would have been forced to provide their ingredient formula to the government. The company also stalled a divorce case when a wife to one of the heirs demanded his grandfather’s original formula for coca cola. The company made sure that the notes were not handed to her because the formula which would eventually be revealed to the world. In fact, only few employees know the ingredients for making coca cola. Only two employees at a time are allowed to know the secret formulae. These few employees have to swear by an oath that they would protect the information and keep it a secret by all means necessary.
1. The afterlife: Heaven and Hell
This is a secret that all humanity should know, th

Op, I was enjoying you until I saw "click here to continue reading". Well that spoiled my mood so I decided to spoil your market too.


FELLOW NAIRALANDERS, CONTINUE READING BELOW.

Top 10 World’s Biggest Secrets of All Time! ISAAC FORTUNE 16:19:00 AMAZING , NATURE
The more you try to cover something, the more attention it gets. Most of us are likely to take a few secrets to the grave because revealing them could be fatal. For instance if Coca Cola told everyone about its secret ingredient, it wouldn’t be the world’s no. 1 soft drink. But secrets become mysteries after a certain period of time and we can’t help but ponder over them. So here we are bringing you the 10 world’s biggest secrets of all time:

10. U.S. Nuclear Secrets


Perhaps, this is notably the most highly protected information in the world. The nuclear facilities by themselves are a secret and only specific people know where they are located. The nuclear launch codes are the most secretive information of the U.S. government, such that only top officials in the U.S. department of defense have access to these codes. The amount of nuclear weapons and the type of nuclear weapon that USA possesses remain undisclosed to the public. The public will never get to know of the nuclear information.
As a super power, it is clearly understandable why the U.S government keeps the information a secret. Anyone who can access the information by illegal means will certainly put his life in danger. The information is highly guarded for security purpose against any rival nuclear country. This poses a big concern of what would happen if a nuclear war emerged. God forbid!
9. Oil deposits location in USA


The location of the exact mining for oil remains a top government secret in the U.S. But how does the government keep it a secret? Rumors has it that once oil deposits are found on your land and you report it, the government will then buy the land and you have to swear to keep the location a secret. The reason why the locations are kept a secret is to prevent the rich individuals from purchasing the lands to build their own wells and make big chunks of money from the oil. Thus, the information regarding the location of oil deposits is kept top secret by the U.S government.
8. U.S Medical Secrets


In reference to the United States of America’s laws, the medical information of any patient is supposed to be kept secret. This seems to be an obvious case of privacy, but, is it? Many say that some doctors would even risk their lives to keep a patient’s medical report a secret. The government formulated this law so as to prevent any sort of humiliation that can affect the patients. The oath that medical officer take to keep the patients’ medical information a secret is known as the Hippocratic Oath. The medical information of patients is to remain classified unless the safety of the patient or the safety of others is involved. As such, the medical files are only accessed by authorized personnel and one would require legal or medical approval to access them. Thus, the U.S medical secrets are among the world’s top biggest secrets.
7. The Hapsburg Napkin Fold


Of all the world’s biggest secrets, would you believe that folding the Hapsburg Napkin is a top government secret in Austria? Well, as funny as it may sound, this is true. In Austria, folding the Hapsburg napkin is a royal act that entails secret guidelines on how to fold the napkin.
The special fold was used at the royal tables in Austria-Hungary royalty. The most interesting fact is that many have tried to fold it but have failed. Actually, there are no written guidelines anywhere in the world on how to fold it. The process of folding the Habsburg napkin encompasses procedures that are only known by close and trusted state officials. These people swear and take an oath that the design will remain a state secret at all costs. But why keep this a secret? Rumor has it that it is a royal culture that is meant to remain a secret forever.
6. KFC Recipe


Ever wondered what recipe KFC uses while preparing its meals? Well, stop wondering, you will never know. The recipe is a top world secret that the company has

I knew Israelites will be there too.. Not just Indians and Mexicans

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ogunsinamayowa:
4 points and above on a 5 points scale. Some people with 5.5 ,from university of Ibadan, were allowed to enter. UI uses 7 points.

Bro, I had 5.4 OO. Can I be allowed or I should sit jeje at home

Lol. Coz he is now a star abi?? Human behaviour is irritating. Had it been he joined a gang or is a bigger, they would both walk right past him in the open and call security if he dares approach them.

ettabrown333:
I was adopted and live in america now. Only now i dnt really know my roots and would like to know more about a culture i may belong to. Fellow africans can you take a guess at where i might belong?

You look like Buhari...
Wait oo... You really look like a descendant of Fulani herdsmen

Search for him on Facebook, save as many pictures as possible, then go and attack him there. Tag as many of his friends as possible. Make sure hi family members are not left out. Post it fully here on Nairaland too. Post all his full details. Nobody will want to employ a busted scammer. A simple Google search will reveal who he is.

Pls you have to be very strategic and calculating. Facebook account is deletable but Google is not.

ItsMeAboki:
That is what you want to believe, probably because you have been fed with only one side of the story for so long to the extent of brainwashing.

However, the reality is that every story invariably always has two sides; and nobody (I repeat nobody) would just pick up arms and start killing other ppl for no reason at all, including the much maligned Fulani.

Their side has largely been untold because it does not sell newspapers and probably also out of fear of hostile reactions from many ppl like you, who allow sentiments overrule their better judgement.

BTW those are typical Muslim graves; though I am not surprised (judging from your mentality) how you flippantly and ignorantly dismissed them as otherwise, without as much as an iota of evidence other than your biased mindframe. SMH

Lol. Keep feeding on the trashy info you get from your mallams and fellow abokis. A thread made front page recently about herdsmen who were caught with arms going from Taraba state to Delta. I guess they wanted to go and donate the arms to the police force and local vigilantes right?? Pls let them keep their side of the story and take it to their mound graves. No one wants to hear it.

project8:
mugu thats how muslim grave is.if u cant say good pls hold ur peace.nobdy want trouble so its beta we pray fr them all.pls respect the death cos we dnt kno how oirs will end

Kindly crawl back into whatever hole you popped out from and pick your brain. You left it behind