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Chumzypinky:
. If ha papa catch u eh?

Na her papa go marry her.. I get 30billion for acant oo

Chumzypinky:
strong guy

How my wife? Ella'

Chumzypinky:
hahahaha.
Firstly, i'm very very sorry for not acknowledging ur presence. And secondly, thanks for the birthday wishes.
And lastly, u wicked, chai!

Plus the one wey i dey so, u still dey ask for banana to fall on me, u go wickd sha

Lol, I no wicked oo, na just for tonight oo.. after tonight banana time go pass

What can I do, i don't have any choice than to wish you a Happy Birthday even when you don't seem to acknowledge my present......
Happy birthday Chimzypinky Gods blessing and favor be with you.. riches, good health, long life, peace and happiness fall on you...
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More strength to overcome life struggle..
And lastly banana fall on you tonight. �

Chumzypinky:
u're wlc

And she skip me again today

BOLAPE:
Thank you for reading. I will post the next update this week.Please be on standby.

Nice story but your slow update is killing the vibe, I hope you adjust...

Chumzypinky:
oh sorry dear! I honestly forgot. Anyways u're welcom 2 d club. We celebrate u

Mummy chumzypinky don't be bias what about me?

Oh my mummy inlaw, why did you kill daddy Debbie instead of that LovePeddler of a mother mummy Debbie?

Mummy chumzy drop something I caught you viewing...

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ikombe:
For this matured reply

Thanks bro.. you know say babes get wahala and they dey very fragile....

Episode 2....

*LOW SPERM COUNT*
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The Doctors had said he had a low sperm count and couldn’t father a child, his sperm count was a meager five hundred thousand. Daddy G.O tore away the letter when he got home, stomped on them as he blasted his wife for suggesting medical consultation to boosts his sperm cell.

“Who created sperm cells? The God that I serve will do a miracle, you will see.” His heavy chest heaved as his eyes budged straining the vein that popped on his forehead. "Science says, only one sperm cell fertilizes the child. I don't need One million, I don't need five hundred. All I need is just one, one anointed cell."

The prayers intensified and acts of faith were added. Baby wears were bought, I’d wake up in the morning to arrange and sweep the bedroom, then see a baby blanket neatly wrapped and positioned in the centre. I smiled at the thought of Husband and wife cuddling side by side the imaginary baby; I’d chuckle at the picture ij my head - Mummy Blessing breastfeeding or nursing an imaginary perturbed baby in the middle of the night. “Ori yaff daru.”

I poured the drinks for the new guests who seemed deep in the tales of the General Overseer, then made my way back to the kitchen as his voice trailed behind me, bringing guilt with them.

Confirmatory and victorious shouts ricocheted the large room, loud claps scattered through the frames jolting little Onyinyechukwu from her sleep as she wailed the disturbance. But it only excited the lot more. That cry that signified victory. After minutes of celebration, they simmered down.

His hand in the air and huge head nodding, he made to continue. “Do you know the most glorious part? When my wife was just six months pregnant, I decide to visit the hospital for another test. Just to affirm and keep a certificate that certifies the Power of God in my life. Brethren–ah, can you imagine the test said that my sperm count was still five hundred thousand?!”


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ENDS

Episode 1...

*UNCLE SILAS*
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Uncle Silas, Papa's brother studied Mechanical engineering. Smart brain, used to drown me with his "ology" and "isms" vocabularies. The plan was that he'd work in an oil company when he graduates.

2000;

Uncle graduated and served at Benue state. He said the girls there were timid, he said the earth there was rocky and dusty.

Uncle always worked out, you'd see it in his heavy biceps. Uncle was a pro in starching and ironing. Uncle in his corper uniform is the cutest sight ever.

2002,

Uncle had been searching for a job since after his service. That Chief that promised our family a spot in the oil company haven't given him any job, not even bouncer. Seeing Uncle with newspapers and files hurts me. His eyes no longer held the glint they once had.

2007

Uncle picked Police form. After navy, air force and army didn't work out. Uncle was accepted. You should see the way uncle looked in the black uniform - gallant, able and ready to serve. I wished to join the Police too.

Uncle starches his uniform, polishes his black combat as he tucked his trouser in it. He even wears a black glove too. He was a Policeman with swag. He doesn't take twenty naira. He is eager to serve. He still worked out.

2011

Life had dawned on Uncle. I saw him today at the Gas plant checking point. His uniform was rumpled, he was wearing ordinary shoes instead of his gallant combats, his fifth button was unhooked as his potbelly shot out, straining and rebelling.

That wasn't the worst of it. He cocked his gun when our driver threatened to speed past him without paying the Fifty naira.

So uncle was going to kill us for fifty naira. What happened to my Uncle Silas that was filled with life and cheer?...



Ends......

Thanks everyone who followed and comment on the story, I really appreciate...
I know some things are missing in the story, it my first story here please bear with me...
I'm coming with another banger story, please stay tune, because blezzzed is about to take it to a whole new level, I'm working on it, I don't want to be slow in update, so I will start posting when am through with it.... but before then I'm creating a thread for my short stories collection please show some love for your homeboy..
TheBlessedMan dey learn from you ooo...

ANOTHER FLOWERBOY TALE (PERFECT ADDICTION) EPILOGUE

FIVE (5) YEARS LATER

"You look beautiful!," I said as I pulled Michelle closer by the ass.. The purple fitted dress really detailed her curvy shape, the pompous ass you could see from the front.
"I missed you,"

"Really?," She whispered as she bite my ear sending electromagnetic pulses to the young star between my legs..
"I see young Blessed is already awake and getting all violent,"

She giggled as she rubbed her knees on my groin..
I just got back from the States few weeks back for Ijeoma's wedding.. She graduated the year I left, now a works for the Ministry of Health.. She plans on furthering after her marriage..
Debby is a 300level Law student, Michelle graduated 2yrs after I left..
I really missed home..

I've really missed her, though we always Skype, and chat on Imo but 5yrs without that ass was hell! Don't envy Me..
Now she's here giving Me a mad ass boner while my big sis' wedding is on the next floor..
The door just flung open! And there is Debby and Isaac staring with their eyes almost out of its socket..

"Damn! Jesus! Big Bro please sheath your staff," Debby is saying as she covers her eyes

"Ludacris! Am scared for life.. Michelle, I don't envy you one bit," Isaac said inbetween his laugh

"Michelle, we're marching in 5minutes.. Please stop milking my Brother and come down," Debby said as she left

"Haters!," Michelle yelled out if frustration as she left .

The wedding was epic! When I get back I heard news that Tony fucking Kreed was killed in a shoot out with a rival group..

Few month later, Michelle got pregnant; So am officially gonna be a Daddy!!

*THE END*

Lolsd:
dis story is unnecessary long

Oya, make it necessary short...

Nicheey:
lol,chop noku brodha ,you gave her just the reply she wanted

How I for do, the chikito so the wella

Akinwale14:
marianneada happy birthday to your lovely daughter, wish her long life and bright future,sorry for coming late,na haters ban me since yesterday

Happy birthday my wife, wish you long life and prosperity... don't worry only 38% of your bride price is remaining... I will soon come and see mummy and daddy..

Chumzypinky:
ejorr oo mummy. E pele, i'll deal with him severly

Please comma update ooo

ladyverere:
Ya fada! Na ur thread? Nonsense. So I mistakenly quoted d update and U think Nairaland has given U d nerve to insult ur elder and ur better. U better park well.

Chumzy call dis fellow to order!

Elderly Madam, I mean no harm.. and as for my fada, he is doing just fine...

Ali1king:
I support Mia 4 d first time idgaf for Dora......

Evans should have kidnapped you