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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Post Your Own Topic On Nairaland by blit: 4:30pm On Mar 06, 2013
A bus carrying many
people crashed on an icy
road, burst into flames
and killed everyone.
Upon arrival in heaven,
God says "Since u've died in a terrible way, I'll
grant U one wish before
I let U into heaven."
The first woman, being
a person alwz concernd
on her looks, comes up to God nd say "I wish to
be beautiful." God grants
her wish. The next
person can't decide on
what to wish for so
endsup wishing for the same thing. At this
point Akpos who was
last on the queue startd
to laugh. The next
couple of people make
their wish to become beautiful and Akpos
laughs even louder. One
after the other the
people wishes the same
thing and the closer God
gets to the end of the line the harder Akpos
laughs. When God finally
reaches him, He asks
"What is ur wish my
son?" Akpos said "MAKE
THEM UGLY AGAIN."

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Jokes Etc / Re: If U were In Akpors shoes what Would U Do? by blit: 9:48pm On Feb 02, 2013
foolish akpos,y did he even accept going to lucys place?
Fashion / Re: Woman With The Longest Hair(pictures) by blit: 9:28pm On Jan 28, 2013
i wonder how comfortable she feels wit such a long hair
Jokes Etc / Re: At Ibadan by blit: 11:45pm On Jan 25, 2013
not funny @all

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