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iwaeda:
Good for them, I pray Lagos doesn't become Warri, if Greece empire can fall. Nothing last forever. Demolishing businesses that pay taxes for owomida toll gate.

When businesses relocate finish na ghost go pay toll

uche87:
I remember in Festac Town (Lagos State), in 2016, when a neighbour claimed he accidentally slept with the new female tenant. "We did it on this chair" he pointed with a grin on his face. "I swear I never expected it. She was crazy and she looked so innocent" he whispered in the ears of whoever cared to listen. Putting this in perspective, the weather temperature was just 22 degrees Celsius. This is the typical weather for two in Nigeria. It normally sends the social media into frenzy, with all manner of romantic memes flying around.

At this point, the telephone lines of some 'hospitality workers' popularly known as 'runs girls' start reading 'number busy' or 'switched off'. This is because the prodigal men with hot waists are on their trail, thereby driving up demand. My neighbour's experience of being gifted the cookie on a platter of gold, is not an isolated one. During the rainy season, harmattan and COVID lockdown, there were so many similar experiences. Acclaimed male best besties who have 'fattened the pigs' easily reaped the fruits of their labour.

The women who failed such tests of cold weather and loneliness in Nigeria are performing woefully in the UK where the conditions are worse. With the weather condition averaging between 3 and 5 degrees Celsius mostly, some women are being smoked out of their houses by increased sexual appetite. Life here is also extremely lonely. People hardly mix, they tend to overwork and forget living their normal lives. Also, many immigrants tend to be buying into the culture of individualism associated with the West.

Everybody suspects strangers. The implication of this is that you could either date online or take the highroad of workplace romance. In my opinion, office romance is like playing the Russian Roulette. Before you know it, someone who has never met you, will know the exact strands of pubic hair you have. This is because people kiss and tell.

In the UK, independent women who are doing well financially and career-wise abound. But society is infested with men who are scared of them. Their fears are very valid though. These men just want to have them for the moment, like an AirBnB.
With the chilly weather, loneliness, and unsatisfactory toys, most women tend to let their guards down when they meet interested men. And they end up paying dearly with their mid-sections. After two to three months of dating, the expected marital plan never comes up, and then they abandon these relationships. They hopefully start another which ends the same way. It's a vicious cycle!

Failure could be very demoralising when not well managed. Some ladies get sucked into the unholy system of sexual generosity out of frustration and bad habits. So they see no big deal in warming different beds like a weighted blanket.

I sampled the opinions of some single men about what the dating market looks like currently. The story is still the same. The women are just too vulnerable and their sexual appetite is on a record high. This is why some freak out or redact information whenever the issue of body count comes up. Single women in their 30s are throwing caution to the wind in a bid to find phantom happiness.

In recent times, most of these women have been falling back on their suitors back home in Nigeria for marriage. The same ones they once despised during their early days abroad. They offer them the golden 'Japa Ticket' and a promise of a better life which the men can't resist. These men see this golden opportunity as a sign of 'grace'. The men can't resist those glossy pictures in highbrow locations. They are blind to what is behind those photos, even with their glasses on. Also, the Tinubu administration which has pauperised Nigeria, makes the decision to 'escape' so easy for targeted men.

But the truth is that these women are only applying the basic principles of business to their lives. When your product is not valuable locally, export it to another country where it is scarce and experience a boom in turnover.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from England.

CC Lalasticlala Seun Ishilove Mynd44 Dominique MissyB3 Fynestboi NLfpmod

Love this write up...paint the picture clearly..there is this naija babe in UK I almost chop when she still dey naija..but she was lucky I didn't av a cd that day at her office.has been asking me tryout the winter when I will be coming to UK...I know why and she go here am wella

If they choose ppl on merit make I bend.

Is04970:
6 months or 1 week?

months

No be naija do this one dem no add yam and palm oil.

Borrowing is expensive...90k to pay 129k..200k to pay 315k...60k to pay 95k all in 6 months naso loan app be..

And Dr's..nurses and lab scientist are toying away for peanuts..let all health workers down their tool..let those in charge of protecting the health of the public down their tools let corona...lassa...hmpv..consume all and sundry...what nonsense catering for the judiciary and armed forces so dey don't destabilise your govt so u can continue looting and telling the masses to be long suffering.

This merger happening is almost impossible.

Maybe that one wan cast na why dey quickly dissociate themselves.

Big big things ni mo like hayaya.

Zonefree:
Means GCE is officially useless.

I dey tell you..but I trust ppl dem go still write another one..schools go deman wassce result from one sitting..no resit. Cos e go show for wassce transcript.

No wonder they re moving to other countries to take the role of expatriates..if na me I go move go become expatriate for 3rd world countries.

Eyinju112:
Na the first wife I Dey pity 😂😂😂 I’m pretty sure the second wife won’t see anything bad in that because anyone who is comfortable marrying someone’s husband can do so many shit. It’s better to leave a crazy marriage than allow my husband and second wife trample on my dignity. An independent woman can never accept polygamy, Na hunger and long throat fit make you embrace polygamy. Check well, women in polygamous marriages are mostly lazy housewives and dependent women.

Your comment made me remember ooni of Ife.. his wife are educated and powerful women..not just beauty and they choose to be no 3 4 5.

God don leave these ones long ago..dem just dey do their own.

Instead of buying live chicken..went for 1 carton of 10kg 49k...was previously 39900 few months ago..

TimeManager:
https://punchng.com/bid-round-nnpcl-loses-as-totalenergies-others-win-oil-blocks/

How can a company bid for oil bock.

Imagine paying 5k dollars per month for rent and using the same 5k dolls..approx 8.2m for rent per year

Validated:
Stop day-dreaming, not possible, otherwise I will start exporting Dangote gasoline to US/Canada for $1 (N1650) per litre

Economic sabotage.. death penalty if caught in asia

[quote author=trendingnigeria post=133570960][/quote]Tosey tinubu no give wike position.. he for terrorise him life..thank God for that position..he is using that to silence Niger Delta militants and to avoid unnecessary dragging.. but if dem no give am that position he for don dey retired politically.

Factcheck0001:
so where will he get money to start business?

He said he has a job 80k per month only God knows for how long he has been collecting that money. Some businesses are service based others are product based he just needs to have a mindset to do something not fold hand and keep saying he is poor..his old age will be terrible if he continues like this..4 to 5 year ago it was easier to build wealth..its still possible but he needs to get out and do something.

Lion no jam amm..the park must be very big...free dinner for them.

Learn bricklaying
Electrician
Pop...wall screeding etc
Phone and laptop repair
Fish farming
Poultry farming
Tiling
Photography..a very lucrative job
Keke driving if u are street..just look for hire purchase and learn the street rules
Barbing...not expensive you can learn in 4 to 6 months and become a pro
Aluminium
Dry cleaning
Catering...small chops...shawama..pizza
Carpentry and interior design
Data analysis if u are into tech
Programming..time no too dey for u..u need to start earning fast
Pos stand
Tailoring
Making shoes
Look for anything g you can buy and rent
Snooker stand..Once u ahave started making money from other sources you can have it by the side
Food stuff business..but u need family support for this one or good savings.
The list is endless...hustle while you still av energy..time is going bro.

Breatheon:
@33, I'm more afraid of the future

So reality is dawning on me for the tasks ahead.

Presently 33 with N85k/month salary job

During my days in school, I had thought life will be far better after school but here I am earning 85k/month and that is money that cannot even meet my immediate needs and not to talk of wants and unto other responsibilities.

By age, I'm supposed to have been married but still living in one room which is not advisable to even think of marriage in this condition.

To arrange myself for marriage, I need at least a one bedroom, furnished and comfortable. The yearly rent for that is about 400-450k

Then I am also worried about renewing the rent every year, year and year.

How about catering for the family? Aside rent, feeding, school fees (once married, you begin to reproduce), medical, clothing and so so and so forth.

To live a good life, you need a car for mobility sake as a family.

I can't continue to pay rent. Meaning I need to build a house.

Obviously, the 85k salary is not enough. I need to start a business.

And so many other issues giving me stress and sleepless night.

So my worry is, where would i get the money to do all these with these kind of job i am doing? For years i may not even raise a million naira.

I have seen situations where people no longer able to change clothes just because they now have a family and I'm trying to avoid that by all means.

I'm really really afraid of the future.

I feel there shouldn't be any future.

Start a business..but look at your pocket..you should av started this business long ago what av u been doing. If I didn't study my kind of course in the university I would av gone for a course that wasnt too demanding and in which I can finish in record time..while focusing in on my learning a business line and starting it..paid employment is not for everyone..please learn a skill or trade and start something..

treesun:
https://punchng.com/bishop-stabbed-to-death-while-settling-couples-fight-in-osun/

A warning for all pastors...mind your business..dey go a married woman house for what..if he was truly having an affair with the woman he'll straight...instant judgement.if at all you want to mediate apply wisdom..early morning you don land woman house knowing fully well she is married..you didn't contact th husband ...you just run go her house might have gone there to pry on her emotional weakness...FOOLISH MAN OF God. I thought these men of God go in twos and threes when going for visitation..he went on his own accord God no send am.

He must be psychotic

All the men and women who av ever headed the nnpc should be in jail their investment forfeited and their crimes exposed..they killed nigeria cos of thegreed to favour their own pocket.

Kuginzi:
https://punchng.com/new-refineries-nnpcl-may-cut-crude-supply-to-dangote-plant/

Dangote has crossed the rubicon by investing 20billion dollars..the refinery must succeed.he will import his crude no big deal.

Why happened that an emir daughter is without an education..house or job..this is bad or is she a spoilt gal.

tutudesz:
Popular isoko musician Dr. Arube aka isoko fela 1 dor officially sc∆ttered 2025 wedding record as he marry three women for one day

This man will always av a steady supply of kp3kusss...but is he not too old for this hope we won't read he died ontop of woman.

PerfectStranger:
2nd pix...

I don't know how people find pleasure in knacking and crossing over to a new year

Like you people don't fear God. Drinking is even preferable but knaxking? Nah!

Some folks even wait till 11:59 then they knack to cross over,while they both be screaming "happy new year" fxckin crazy

Remember one cross over as a student wad in my apartment knackkikg my babe then..lol.

MasterJayJay:
Bank statement that I can edit with my computer.

The only trusted bank statement is the one that will come directly from the bank.

I greet u boss

No matter how pppl complain of no money some ppl dey ball. So open your eyes wide and do the needful..money na water.