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Funny thread

Omo dis type of cut no be here o. Anyway H.B.D

Amala and beans soup. I can't get tired of it.

oweniwe: abeg oo

what does Mmesoma mean?

his grace upon me

Ngozichukwu - blessings of God.
Chijindum - God holds my life.
Amarachi - The grace of God.
Ihechi - Property of God.
Chukwuka - God is the greatest.
Chinyere - God giveth.
Ijeoma - Safe journey.
Chidinma - God is good.
Chibueze - GoD is king.

100Cents: I guess you are shy to tell him, " Sweety, I really love ".

It will work. We don't know him..

i have told him bt he said he didn't trust me..

100Cents: He told you on phone or face to face ?

Have you made love to him b4 ?

Maybe he wants a deeper connection with you...

he told me to my face. We have had sex. I know his pple n dey knws mine, he said so many tinx bt we are still together bt he doesn't bliv dat i love him. He said am camouflage because his pple loved and accepted me..

MrCork: ...bro we don't hav any tin agaist g@y people. U shud be g@y and praud

so u are a proud gay? 14 years in prison is not 14 days oo...

MrCork: ...man dressing up as lady?....listen bro...u berrra stop deceiving us or else.... U g@y donkey?

u are d gay here. Am a lady take it or leave it...

Leetunechi: u dnt knw hw to quote somebody

smh

i quote beta Dan u, i made a mistake

MrCork: ^^see this g@y donkey....does nairaland look like g@y website?...so u want us to help u tell another guy u love him?....bro,pliss u don't want to slap yor face!

am a lady ooo, didn't u see my moniker?

[quote author=jnrbayano]Telling him that won't make any difference.

Act right, and he will no longer doubt you.

Start by reducing how you share your cellphone number, it's not Salaka groundnut.[/quote

i dnt give my nomba just lik dat. Wel... Tnx

Blebleswag: Nawa O! Nigerians.

wetin do nigerians?

LaurelP: Who are u?
Who are passing ur msg to?
Are u m or f?

am blizzy, am passing to to my boifrnd. Am a lady

[quote author=Leetunechi]Tell him.... You love him

not we tellin him for you..because we dont knw hw him will feel


ndi ara [/quote
onye bu ndi Ara?

Last three weeks Sunday he told me he didn't trust me not even 1% and i didnt love him dat am deceiving him because i do answers call in his presence. Who will help me tell him i love him and am not cheating on him

JuniorXpert: Lol. I go love

abeg help me tell am say i love am

Change my character wen he complains... I love him soo much dat i can travel a million miles to see him. I love u Johnson

Claiming what they are not

My mum used daddy while my dad used my wyf

Kissing ladies on a 1st date, talkin too much. Some guys can talk eh... Peeing on d road syd,

I bliveth not

Marriage 1st... My opinion

Mtchewwwwww.. Wat abt dat, well dats none o my business

Mr nwosu n his amily preparing on xams day... O good old days

Special shout out to all the educated men and women who bath wit salt dis mornin. We are drinking urine tomorrow and rubbing pepper in our eyes.
#EBOLA IS IN TROUBLE

Since when i broke up wit my ex,
am finding it difficult to love again. I tried dating guys in order to get my mind off him but it didnt work out. Pls fellow nlnders advise

Oga pose dem so that i go knw d bank wey i go use again