₦airaland Forum

Science always making shocking discoveries while religion keeps making shocking stupidity.

"Why do you walk like this"?
For bleeps sake this is how I am, Bleep OFF

Crixxx:
abeg whats the name of this Nigerian keeper that ended the match.. He looks foreign

He's mom is German.

Bitter

Fumisticqueen gold diggers like herself makes me sick.

RIP to the man.
God couldn't save his servant.
When I keep telling people God Is man made they think I'm joking.

No surprise.
Senegal has the highest ranking in Africa football based on FIFA rankings.

Honestly from a guy's perspective, you told him too much.
Most guys will take Advantage of a girl that gives theirself easily, This is the honest truth.
Only few guys like myself won't.

tolexy007:
foolish girl...na dog go suck her breast las las

Guy
You day mad sha
See the way I day laugh in front of babes

Nonybb:
Nairaland is full of hearts of evil. They hate this message because 99% of them think masturbation is scientifically normal

There's evidence that;
Masturbation increases the rate of white blood cells temporarily.
It releases a large amount of dompaine from the brain.
It exercises your pelvis muscle thereby keeping you sexually strong even at an old age.
It helps you to understand your sexuality.



THERE IS NO DISADVANTAGE OF MASTURBATION expect if you start doing it TOO MUCH.
You religious people are almost as bad as illiterates.

ABCthings:
Is it logical for something to come out of nothing? See how you life is devoid of common sense.

Lemme tell you shame in advance
'cos las,las una no go reply again.

then where did God come from?
Nothing?

From the way she's talking it's clear she enjoyed.
I'm sure he'd gladly accept a second round .
Old cargo

dominique:
I don't think anybody can take a glance at those photos without their skins crawling. I suppose 99.9% of the world is trypophobic

Guess I'm among that 00.1%

R2bees:
Wonder how Someone would get comfortable looking at these.

I didn't shake.
The photos are clearly fake.

ABCthings:
but you gullibly believe the big bang tales

I strongly support the big bang.
It's far more reasonable than believing in some old guy in the sky?
Who created GOD?
I already know your answer, nobody.
So you still support nothing creating something.
The only difference is the big bang started from billions of years and no, it was not an explosion.
Kindly educate yourself.

kittykollinxx:
This could have been impossible if we had government that genuinely cares for the masses. RIP

PURE BULLSHIT
The masses are the problem!
The government is only a reflection of the society!
When we keep cloging our drain pipes with dirt and sand what do you expect will happen?

nzeobi:
water is good, it doesn't have overdose.

am happy it happened in a developed country, if it were in Nigeria she would have blamed her village people and witches.

You can overdose on water.
Drinking too much water can reduce the amount of salt content in your blood stream.
It can be fatal.
Anything can kill the human body.

Young lady, I encourage you to go into prostitution!
You can start with little to no capital, from the way you speak It seems you have a standard education and a nice working brain so I can link you up with my friend in Lagos who owns a popular strip club.
If you're interested, email me and we could possibly meet.
You could earn as much as 50k in just a day.

Amakavula:
The guy started off with too much respect, don't over respectful women, it shows us you lack capacity.

Be bold ( not arrogant ) fearless ( not stupid ) and careless( with subliminal tact ) about chatting with ladies, that shiitt ticks us off with good vibe, shows you are in charge and have capacity.

If I was the guy, I would start off with something, a little negative, het the lady on the defense, then swap in to save the day ( gets a few laughs too)

Maybe talk about:

You: "..my friend always say ladies on filters are low key scammers ?"

she is curious, asks why,
You : " pretty and worwor ones hide behind it," hard to tell which is which..

she laughs
You laugh

You: you know you can't hide forever?
She : " that I worwor ? "
You: " are you saying you are cos I never concluded ? "

Now you have neg her, have her high esteem in check, you can just ignoring the conversation and ask other things. It becomes easy for you. ( don't try this with me you will fail , but it works for my Male friends I advised )

A man with power, money, or fame would never over respect anyone.

Imagine Wizkid chatting her, he wouldn't try to over praise because he is the prize. You are to him anyone, adopt that mentality all women has.

OR
Ask for her account number and watch as her laps open like freshly made eba

Don't be fooled by her tears or this hog wash made story


I believe the man has a very good reason for what he did, women are known to be moronic creatures that behave without reasoning.
I see nothing wrong in what he did.
Free the man!
Shame the woman!

ekitimanalways:
Omode ko mo ogun o pe ni efo. Only idiot fails to acknowledge the potency of juju or voodoo...

Only people living in poverty believe in juju
Go and use juju on buhari na
Bastard

The beginning of corruption started in the Nigerian police force.
A very foolish mistake.

We shouldn't be too quick to judge the man!
Nigerian women are nothing but WHORES and liars, let's hear the man's side of the story.

RiyaGoddess:
Lol. I dey my room

Babe you hot o
I Fi fly you come delta?
Make we do one touch

Agrogbeide:
This story is a big blow to Atheism if you know what I mean.

You call this a made up hogwash a blow to atheism?
I laugh.
If you think this poorly made trash is real then I feel sorry for intellectual capabilities.

ABCthings:
Nairaland Atheists
una miss this thread
"spits"

We are here.
Just read because it's interesting
But it's clear this story is made up.
So many plot holes it could sink a ship.

The child looks adopted.

The fact I'm a Nigerian.
What did I do in my past life to deserve such harsh punishment?
Couldn't I have being an American, a British, an Australian, a German.
So many wonderful nations with serious leaders but NO, I was born into Nigeria.
I'm just slightly lucky because I wasn't born into a poor or stupidly religious family even tho my father Is a social retard.
I'm sick of this chicken pox and fever, I feel like hanging myself because my body itches so much and I can barely sleep at night.
I hate the fact almost everyone here is judgemental And intellectually DULL.
I hate the fact being an atheist immediately makes you seem like an evil person here.
I hate the fact I'm an African male!