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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Sea Pirates Ambush Oil Workers, Civil Defence Personnel, Kill Four by Bluebolt: 5:04pm On Nov 28
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Shares Pepper At Iyabo Ojo's Mum's One-Year Remembrance (Video) by Bluebolt: 1:10pm On Nov 22
Bedtec:
Nwa nkita
Nwa Ewi!
Business / Re: Flour Mills to Acquire 76.8% stake in rival Honeywell Group at N80 Billion by Bluebolt: 12:45pm On Nov 22
Golden honeywell Nigerian flour mill loading...........
Because Golden Penny might soon be magnetized too.
May God save us from this tribulations!

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Education / Re: Crypto Kindergarten: A School Where You Get Paid To Attend by Bluebolt: 6:45pm On Nov 08
I think I am enjoying this thread.
Politics / Re: LASG Reads Riot Act To Nightclubs, Bars Over Noise Pollution. by Bluebolt: 5:23am On Oct 04
You have never seen a church and a bar/brotel sharing a small compound in lekki. They both do noise making competition every night, most of the time you will be hearing this annoying mixture of "shedi bolo bolo and fire! fire! in jesus name"

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I’ve Had Sugar Daddies In Nigeria – Angel by Bluebolt: 2:42pm On Oct 03
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Religion / Re: Green Pass Required For Access Into Vatican From 1 October( Pix) by Bluebolt: 7:04pm On Sep 24
Appetizerbmaz:
Do you actually want to travel out of this hell called Nigeria? This are necessities. Why didn't your parent decided not to vaccinate you against polio?
Don't mind that bros, all them big big general overseer them don take the vaccine but he dey inside he hut dey see Mark of an animal.

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Science/Technology / Re: Manatee: This Creature Was Killed In Badagry Yesterday. Who Knows The Name? by Bluebolt: 12:40pm On Sep 17
Manatee!
Pets / Re: Newborn Twin Pandas Cuddle Up To Their Mother In Adorable Snaps ( Pictures) by Bluebolt: 9:29pm On Sep 16
Ofafa lasanlasan!
Mchew!
Pets / Remembering a wonderful family dog. by Bluebolt: 8:13pm On Sep 14
We had a dog sometimes in 1992 to 1996.
Up till now every member of our family including our neighbours then, could remember one or two things about the dog. The dog was so smart, that almost all the wonders that the dogs of nowadays perform are not new to me. "Coffee" was super smart, if it heard any one of us singing for more than 15 seconds, it would joing you by howling then making you sing off-key.
It could understand many commands even as we did not dedicate any time to train it.
We were into full-time agriculture then, so it used to follow us to our farms.
It would kill some animals like grass cutters and giant rats for us. without human assistance it killed many snakes, cobra most of the times. When it was younger, it used to pay for every cobra it killed by having closed swollen eyes the following day but after a while it was executing them perfectly without consequences.
The dog was also very protective too, you can't stroll into our compound anyhow.
Coffee was infected by vulvovaginitis, it suffered a lot of pain and it was always hidding itself away from us, it lost appetite after we tried all we could to heal it, my dad asked my elder brothers to take it to the old hunter that gave it to us, to help us euthanize it.
After it demise, a scoundrel claimed that he was the one that used jazz on the dog, because it attacked him and tore his trousers.
It was resently that I started realising that the dog was not a pure ekuuke terrier but more like a pit bull mix, because of the shape of it head, the width of it chest, it height, it stance and the colour of it coat(coffee and white).
It memory always make me crave for another smart terrier.

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Culture / Re: Dog Magic Of Yoruba Hunters- Ulli Beier's Story by Bluebolt: 7:52pm On Sep 14
We had a dog sometimes in 1992 to 1996.
Up till now every member of our family including our neighbours then, could remember one or two things about the dog. The dog was so smart, that almost all the wonders that the dogs of nowadays perform are not new to me. "Coffee" was super smart, if it heard any one of us singing for more than 15 seconds, it would joing you by howling then making you sing off-key.
It could understand many commands even as we did not dedicate any time to train it.
We were into full-time agriculture then, so it used to follow us to our farms.
It would kill some animals like grass cutters and giant rats for us. without human assistance it killed many snakes, cobra most of the times. When it was younger, it used to pay for every cobra it killed by having closed swollen eyes the following day but after a while it was executing them perfectly without consequences.
The dog was also very protective too, you can't stroll into our compound anyhow.
Coffee was infected by vulvovaginitis, it suffered a lot of pain and it was always hidding itself away from us, it lost appetite after we tried all we could to heal it, my dad asked my elder brothers to take it to the old hunter that gave it to us, to help us euthanize it.
After it demise, a scoundrel claimed that he was the one that used jazz on the dog, because it attacked him and tore his trousers.
It was resently that I started realising that the dog was not a pure ekuuke terrier but more like a pit bull mix, because of the shape of it head, the width of it chest, it height, it stance and the colour of it coat(coffee and white).
It memory always make me crave for another smart terrier.

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Politics / Re: Chigozie Okafor Arrested In Delhi India For Trafficking Heroin by Bluebolt: 7:24am On Sep 13
Pi here pi there!
How sure are you, of the genuineness of this thing that you are peddling?
Romance / Re: Describe This Epic Pre-wedding Photoshoot by Bluebolt: 6:44pm On Sep 12
When them born Bush baby now, he go clear them!
Crime / Re: IPOB/ESN Commander Killed In Imo, 16 IEDs Recovered by Bluebolt: 6:31pm On Sep 12
joinnow:
I thought
They said they have killed the
Dragon some month ago
The dragon return back
Return of the Dragon.

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Politics / Re: Federal Fire Service Threatens To Withdraw Firemen After Attack In Kogi by Bluebolt: 2:32pm On Sep 10
eazysally:
Kogi state is becoming a save haven for hoodlums instead of Yahaha Bello to curb that menace he is busy on his yeye presidential campaign the other time a truck loaded with bag of rice broke down in Lokoja hoodlums descended on the truck and started stealing the rice in broad day light.
This happen everywhere in Nigeria, Bro.
Its a pity, if you try to tell them how bad what they are doing is, they tend to not believe you.
Politics / Re: 30 States Risk Bankruptcy As Lagos, Rivers Set For New VAT Regime by Bluebolt: 11:34am On Sep 10
Toor!

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Politics / Re: Bandits Attack Isa Kaita College of Education, Katsina, Kidnap Children by Bluebolt: 9:39pm On Sep 07
OK
You mean those business boys went to take their cousins out for an excursion?

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Celebrities / Re: Blessing Okoro To Tega's Husband: You Don’t Owe Anyone An Interview by Bluebolt: 2:06pm On Sep 07
generalwo:
Until Nigerian authorities do something about this packaged porn called big brother naija, more of these will happen..... There is nothing the stupid show teaches people apart from living fake lives and on lies and also learning new styles of sex.... Last year, Erica sucked pweek on national TV... This year, a married woman fvcked on national TV..... Next year, who knows what will happen... The society is rotten enough.... Shows like bbn will only make things worse...!
Next year you ll see two men doing the do!
Crime / Re: Nosa Uhumwangho: Abba Kyari Asked Me To Pay Proceed Of Hotel Into My Account by Bluebolt: 1:14pm On Sep 02
Blaze232:
My Facebook account has been hacked. Email,username and password changed. Please any link to recover. Help biko
You may have to beg those guys that are peddling social media accounts up nd down, to please sell you ur account if it is one of those they have in thier stuck.
Politics / Re: Customs, NDLEA, DSS Uncover Hard Drugs Inside Imported Machine At Lagos Port by Bluebolt: 9:48pm On Sep 01
Hope those people from Levant are not trying to relocate their headquarters here? Sending those drugs to be used by their rangers up North to enable them perform adequate site preparation, then proper relocation of the expatriates.

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Car Talk / Re: Understanding Fifth Wheels by Bluebolt: 1:45pm On Aug 31
"FIFTH WHEEL COUPLING"
Crime / Re: Ogun Hoodlum Beats, Rapes 27-Year-Old Woman Over Greeting ‘offence' by Bluebolt: 1:24pm On Aug 30
This is Nigeria.
The mofo will be back on the street in a few weeks time, after some pot-bellied men in the office have been settled.
But he will commit another bigger offence again.
Science/Technology / Re: California: Hero Mom Punches, Fights Off Mountain Lion After It Attacked Her Son by Bluebolt: 9:52pm On Aug 29
Righteousness2:
It takes a Bold and Courageous Mother to do that.

To fight a Lion either Physically or Spiritually you need to Bold and Courageous.

There are so many human like lions that wanna swallow people. That is why there is Need for us to Have the LION of lions, the LION of Judah in us.

Once you Have HIM in you, you Operate in Power Physically and Spirit. JESUS Christ IS the LION of Judah.
Thank God, the holy rapture is not taking place again?

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Sports / Re: Thiago Silva: PSG Signing Sergio Ramos Made Me Sad by Bluebolt: 7:33am On Aug 28
Ndo!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by Bluebolt: 12:54pm On Aug 27
AntiWailer:


Rubbish intelligently crafted and spiced with religious sentiments.
Don't mind that man, he has grown back his wings that were properly clipped here last week.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Kabul Airport Suicide Bomb Attacks(Pix) by Bluebolt: 12:44pm On Aug 27
Congratulations to them. Let them start packing there things because 144 Virgin that they have won by their wonderful did are already waiting for them in za oza room.

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Culture / Re: One-Year-Old Masquerade Spotted In Isolo, Lagos (Photo, Video) by Bluebolt: 6:57pm On Aug 22
Baby masquerade!
Make him papa protect am well though, so that better cane no go toach him ya sh.

This kin thing no fit happen for ilu oke them, where all the masquerade congrigants perform serious flogging competitions.
Oloolu, Adeyi, Jamani, Pelebi, Kulagbe..... Came to mind.

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Crime / Re: US Court Sentences Ismaila Fafunmi To 51 Months In Prison For Fraud (Photo) by Bluebolt: 10:09pm On Aug 21
Yup Nigger, oya com see one of your colleagues o. Bush meat go surely cash the hunter one day!
Politics / Re: Armed Fulani Bandits In Zamfara Forest (Pictures) by Bluebolt: 12:15pm On Aug 19
AntiChristian:


The question I need answered are:
1. Why does your God have the need to have a son? (Humans needs son/daughters to carry on their genealogy, for help, company, etc)
2. Why does God have the need to send his son to be killed for others to be saved?
3. Can't God save without killing and shedding human/God Blood?
4. What do you believe in, is it that Jesus is God Yahweh himself or son of Yahweh or both?

My own take:
1. A God is self sufficient! Needs no help, son, wife, elders, etc for him to function. Everything He created are subject to Him.
2. God should save without any ritualistic human sacrifice.
3. God should be against committing murder not supporting it.
4. Jesus is a man send by God. Not God or God's partner just because he can do miracles.
The most valuable belonging of a man is his life, therefore to make an ultimate sacrifice life must be involved.

The concept of God giving up his son to be sacrifed is also to teach us love.

God want the world to be a peaceful place by setting this example, even as they were killing him he was praying for them. This is the greatest manifestation of love mankind has ever come across.

He says "I am the way the truth and life" we as Christians must strive very hard to use the love of God for humanity as our own standard, in other to be a complete Christian.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Air Yet To Fly, 3 Years After Unveiling by Bluebolt: 8:53am On Aug 19
The Aircrafts are still growing the wings that they will use to fly!
Travel / Re: How To Travel From Lagos To Benin Republic by Bluebolt: 5:18pm On Aug 18
Elidrisy20:
That statue with breast, means Bleep go plenty for there
And anywhere wey bleep plenty, Magun(...bolt)self de borku!

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Crime / Re: Miscreants Go On Rampage In Mushin, Set Buildings On Fire by Bluebolt: 6:46am On Aug 17
GerraMeh74:
Having lived in Lagos for sometime now, I can say that the Youruba people have more miscreants and thugs than any other tribe in Nigeria, you will see a young able bodied guy who is not ready to lift a single finger to do anything ,but rather prefers been at a strategic junction and begging passerbys for money to either smoke or drink. You should have seen the level of their hooliganism during the end Sars pandemonium, that is why Lagos had more number of burnt police station than any other state.Did I forget to mention that Police men are now assigned to 3rd Mainland Bridge 24/7,Because of the traffic robbers. Lagos is a ticking time bomb, unless the government finds a way of actively engaging this guy's, aside from the NURTW and RETAN , I can only say that Lagos especially the mainland will become even more dangerous and unsafe.
This is exactly where the wahala lies for the Southwest
Last week an Ibo man that was driving a danfo upon which I had a ride was slapped and rough handled by an agbero at osapa bus stop, but to everybody's surprise the agbero could speak igbo fluently, after the yawa we continued our trip and I tried to enquire from the driver that the agbero man could speak igbo, he answered me that "Na the agberos wey be igbo worse pass" he said there are many of them in lagos, I did not tell him that I have met more than five of them by myself.

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