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And how many men has the mighty Russia lost since the beginning of the God damn war.

Many people die untimely because of ignorance of those around them , it’s so sad!

MMempire:
Mechanic don jazz the man.

No be small my brother.

successmatters:
You're a proper foreign groomed mumu Sir

Those types who stay abroad and support the druggie in Chief because he's their brother and they are not facing the trouble he has caused others in Nigeria. People like the white-sponge headed professor of Nonsense.

You don't really need to knock the old man like this bro!

Renowned Art History Professor, Moyo Okediji, has narrated his ordeal at the hands of his mechanic whom he accused of exploitation.

Okediji made this known in a lengthy post on his Facebook account on Wednesday.

He wrote, “Mechanics in Nigeria have turned me into a total mumu. I bought a Mercedes van in 2019 when I visited for the summer. Nothing fancy.

“I needed something to move around when visiting Nigeria. I drove it around town for some 30 minutes and noticed it had some problem with the AC, so I was told to send it to Lagos for repair.


“They informed me there were no good Mercedes mechanics in Ile Ife.
Because I was just about to return to my village in the US, I had no problem sending the truck to Lagos for repair before my flight back.

“It would cost about 100k to fix the AC problem, the mechanic told me.
I transferred the money to the mechanic. He found a couple of other issues with the vehicle and asked me to send an additional 250k so the vehicle would be in perfect condition waiting for me in Nigeria.I sent the money.

“Then COVID struck. I couldn’t return the following summer as planned.
I called the mechanic. ‘Oga, there are more complications,’ he informed me. ‘The engine is diesel. Diesel engines don’t like to sit around without being used. Would you just sell me the vehicle?’


“I said no. I wanted it fixed. ‘To change the engine from diesel, we will need 650k,’ he said.

“Olodumare!” I screamed. “Where am I going to get that sort of money? ‘It’s best to sell the vehicle,’ he insisted. ‘Or give it to me to run a taxi and I will be sending you whatever I make.’ “No,” I was adamant. “I want my van repaired and returned to Ife.

“It had become a matter of pride to me. I sent him what he asked for.
A week or more, I got a call. ‘Oga,’ he said, ‘The gear of the car is not good o. He better mek we kuku change the gear box o. Mek e nor dey cause you wahala.’

“Ha!” I screamed. “Gearbox again?”
“Yes, o Oga,” he said. “Gear wahala nor good o.” He told me some ridiculously high amount to fix it.
I paid. Then the chassis, he informed me later, would need changing.“What’s wrong with the chassis?” I asked him.
“Oga, I nor go fit describe am for you o,” he said, “unless you drive am to see for yourself. The chassis dey mek jigigidi noise.”

“We changed the chassis. Later, it was the “shock.” “Shock?” I asked. “What the heck is that?” “Na shock dem dey call am o, oga,” he said. “Take a picture of it and send it to me,” I requested.

Later he sent me some pictures. “Ha!” I screamed. “What happened to the vehicle? It doesn’t look like my vehicle any longer!” “Oga, na your vehicle,” he said. “Di trouble be say gof’ment dey worry mechanic for our area. One day dem come tow all the vehicles from our shop. He cost me plenty to get your Mercedes back o. Before dem return am, dem done steal many of the parts….” “Return my vehicle to Ife immediately,” I said in anger. “How we go take do am?” he asked. “The tires nor good o. We go buy four half tires.” “Why?” I asked.
“As he siddon for one spot for many months,” he explained, “tire don spoil.

“You better repair the car properly before he return to Ife o.”
“Did you fix the AC?” I asked.
“Yes nau,” he said. “But dem done steal the AC engine for gof’ment office when dem tow am from my shop. Those people are thieves. They also removed the sound system….”


“I calculated I have spent millions of naira on the vehicle, and I haven’t even driven it for more than 30 minutes, ever!

“I am a mumu,” I told my mechanic.
“No sir, Oga,” he argued. “You nor be mumu sir. Na situation cause am. If say we fit change the….” I cut the call.

“My mechanic done turn me into Yaya Mumuni. E gba mi o! Abeg beg am for me o!”

Okediji had three months ago narrated the harrowing experience he faced during his journey to Nigeria, detailing instances of alleged theft and maltreatment by immigration and police officers.
https://punchng.com/art-history-professor-alleges-exploitation-by-mechanic/
@Kingreign
@gonkin
@Seun
You have to see this.

Do we have this animal in Nigeria?
I need something to guard my apartment.

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laivwire:
Defender

Let me guess, the car is going for #823,000,000 abi what do you think?

Skooltynz:
anyhow they not humans.

CAN YOU PROVE THIS?

Skooltynz:
Rotschild family the richest family on earth.
i learnt they are jewish and are reptilians..

No, they are not reptiles they are Arachnids .

corlin2:
Party jollof , I haven’t had it before on Turkish airline

Jollof na Jollof, bro!

corlin2:
Imagine a plate of jollof rice inside plane.

They serve Jollof rice even on Turkish airline not to talk of South African, Kenyan, and may be others.

Makawhizzy:
Straight flights are not cheaper sir.
Not even from Nigeria to anywhere if that was the case everyone will be on VA or BA not Qatar and that Ethiopian airline that treats Nigerians like fourth world citizens.

Thank you for waking that bro up from his falling eye lids.

The innocent Imam was deported for preaching Islamic peace, what an injustice!

sukkot:
brother you need self isolation so that you can tap into yourself and pull out all the gifts and get in touch with the wisdom of the universe and when you do that your power will come. You will have a legion of angels at your beck and call guiding and protecting you and you can do rituals to destroy or to rebuild. Once you become fallen ? You lose all that power and become a regular man on earth again. Just a regular powerless man wandering the earth like everyone else and at the mercy of higher forces

How do I go about the self isolation?
For how long and what am expected to do during the isolation, where the isolation even be?
At what stage of life is the great metamorphoses is expected to happen?

sukkot:
oh bro you are full Pisces Luna and solar but slip to Aries

You are a full heaven angel . Wow. A full blown angel. What is your life looking like ? Do people consider you weird ? Any special talents ?

Although later on in life you will become a fallen angel in this same reincarnTion. But it's a pleasure to meet a heaven angel

Kindly enlighten me more on how to handle being an angel and probably being a fallen one.

sukkot:
oh bro you are full Pisces Luna and solar but slip to Aries

You are a full heaven angel . Wow. A full blown angel. What is your life looking like ? Do people consider you weird ? Any special talents ?

Although later on in life you will become a fallen angel in this same reincarnTion. But it's a pleasure to meet a heaven angel

Ok,
Even personally, I consider myself weird.
Loaded with lots of talents.
I guess that is why my quality of life may be slightly at per with that of Mark Angel.

BBIA:
wetin him go come be for him next life?

Him go be Elon Musk in his next life, or what do you think?

Coolsat:
You are a fallen wicked demon, a wizard in your former life 🧬

Sukkot am I right? 😂

Tonight, under the full glare of Turoti the second purple moon of Debum planet in the galaxy of Andromeda, a solemn hurly burly shall occur.

The spell to turn you to a beautiful black wolf shall be casted .

Fear ye not, for there will be no other form in this world of ours or the ones to come that you shall enjoy more than the new form.

……the wizard of the first order has spoken!

sukkot:
so are you born on the 22nd or 23rd

I was born on the 22nd February 85.

sukkot:
if it’s 22 that’s a heaven angel but will further down in life fall into a fallen angel. If it’s 23rd that’s a fallen angel. What does this person present as ? Any strange behaviors? Any weird behaviors? Angelic aura ? Looking and feeling lost and confused ?

Kindly tell me more about being a fallen angel,
most especially how to handle being one.

My personality always seems mysterious to even myself but all what I know is that I go to any length to make things better.

Sukkot!
Kindly Let us know about this man that was born on 22/02/1985 but there has bn a claim that he actually came at some minutes past 12am(morning) of 23/02/1985.

Drug lady, doing God's work!

Ebiragirl:
Abeg, what is the meaning of this Ponu!?

RONU = THINK DEEP
PONU = BE FOOLISH

Kindly, transcribe the hand written note to aide your readers’ legibility.
The thread looks promising!

ariesbull:
LoL

Go and bury your killed Obas and find your queen that has been kidnapped


Ronuist...clowns

Ponu! Ponu!!
That’s another puerile one from you.
A Ponu ll always be a Ponu, though.

ariesbull:
Ronu wey no get sense


recent crash in the United States.

President Tinubu remarked, “I am deeply distressed by the news of the passing of Mr. Herbert Wigwe, a distinguished banker, humanitarian, and entrepreneur, and Mr. Abimbola Ogunbanjo, the former Group Chairman of the Nigerian Exchange Group Plc, along with members of the Wigwe family – Herbert’s wife, Chizoba, and son, Chizi



Are they Yoruba names ...una mumu too much! The whole country have seen how stupid you guys are

Ponu, you could make more sense than this.

ariesbull:
(N)wigwe is purely an Igbo name


But the Ronus know who is more Igbo and non

So that's why we don't take em serious

Ponu has spoken well.

Rahkman:
He is an igbo man ronus might gather to argue his tribe

Ponu, oya clap for yourself and run along!

How much is it going for?
Kindly upload more pictures

Coolestguy2023:
My brother, see you don't need to respond to those delusional clowns. They are just comedians and the election they lost have damaged them permanently

You are very correct!