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WildOne:
CONFIRMED!!!

Abuzola Alzakawi has been identified as the scribe of Boko Haram. He was sent to Afghanistan in 2005 for training on bomb - making, but was deported back to Nigeria by the Afghan Taleban when he was caught sodomizing a donkey.

ROTFLMAO at the bolded part.

I'm just like a man, whose wife is in the labour room. That's what this waiting is doing to moi. Lafarge, I take God beg una, hasten up the process oooooo!!!!!!!!!1

@ thewarlord

You really sound like you've got an insider there.

Anyways, just keep feeding us with the updates, abeg.

One love!!!

Another Monday is almost upon us. And the wait continues,

Dear thread, back to the front page you go. I want to keep you in my target line.

Car or Keke NAPEP

jegbadon:
I dont think so. thats why i said somewhere on this thread we uld not breake faith cos our God is able. he is the only one that can make things imposible in our sight posible. so all expectant house mates pls! pls!! and pls!!! dont give up its not over.

You, jegbadon, are a great man. But I'm sure you've heard that before.

And this is the same fake prophet who predicted that Yar'Adua would survive?? Nonsense, I say.

Venue is Victoria Continental Hotel, off Ligali Ayorinde Str, V.I., by Oniru beach.
Time is 9am, with a a warning against lateness.
Come with a valid ID.

jegbadon:
thats good where you with us at the interview?

Forgive me, jegbadon, but were they folks of other discipline (aside Engineering) at the interviews

Hey y'all,

I just got an aptitude test invitation from Saipem, billed for Wednesday 18th August. It's going to be a technical test.

Any ideas on what is to be expected??

@ jegbadon

Thanks a bunch for the head up.

@ bankjo2001

If I may ask, what position did you apply for and what's your score??

@ jegbadon

Congrats, first off. Do you have any idea of the range of scores at the interview? I mean, any 30 something % or 40 to 45% invited??

I just want to establish some pattern in the interview invitations.

This smacks of SCAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

@ Eeyore & monsho

You guys may have to take all that excess testosterone out of here abeg. Wetin sef?? And monsho in particular, you cast the 1st stone by labelling people "scammers" without proof, came back to apologise, and instead of either walking away or throwing more light on the issue under discourse, you are blowing grammar. Guy, chill abeg. You must fight every fight.

Rant Over.

Eh hen, better people, any new info

Back to the top where I can keep my eyes on you, abeg.

So, I found out that someone who scored 48% has been invited for interview. Meaning that the passmark must be less than 50%.

So why has my phone not beeped yet?

alphy.bnig:
My friend is yet to recieve an sms for his test result, he applied for Business Analyst

alphy.bnig, what did your "friend" score in the aptitude test

ifefemi:
had overall of 57% & just got invited for interview.

What position did you apply for, please

Ok, so I finally got an SMS too informing me that I scored forty something percent. Somebody, anybody, should just end this suspense and tell us what the passmark is, please.

Na beg I dey beg ooo.

Keep your shirts on, o ye doubting Thomases. My cousin just confirmed that he received a similar text like Eeyore's. Though knowing him, I tend to take his stories with more than the proverbial pinch of salt.

I wrote the test too, but the only SMS I have received so far is the one telling me that my bank balance is now N0.65K.

@ femaks

I think we need to talk/collaborate on this. I just sent you a mail.

Please, has anyone heard anything about the recent RT Briscoe vacancies that we applied for

I thought the Adecco people said they would start contacting successful people from next week.

Anyways, Wildvivian, please don't hesitate to let us know the full details when they are communicated to you.

Cheers.

Billie Jean ROCKS.

R.I.P Wacko Jacko.

How much is the 2001 Corolla, Inspired?

Tee_ys, you got mail.

Still waiting on BA,

tee_ys, please reply let's keep this on page one.

Eeyore, where are you at?

Miashaelash, come do your thing here.

Hi tee_ys,

How did it go? I hope you blew them away. Any mention of the contract stuff?

Waiting for your update,

I had mine yesterday evening. I think I did well enough to merit an offer from BA.

They actually mentioned the contract stuff and I told them categorically that I was not for any "contract" sh*t.

Imagine that.