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TheFacelessMan:


Sorry man!

This reminds me of a gal who was dating a military officer stationed at the Borno / Yobe border.

While he was busy pumping BokoHaram boys with bullets, i was active pumping Halima with my sperm.

Brigadier Dogonyaro was using a silencer, i was using a condom too on my gun.

One day she invited me over for a steamy session of babymaking.

Just as she was about to climax, i was interrupted mid-stroke by the dog Jackie barking furiously.

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That useless dog just wouldn't let me be! Ever since i intentionally ate a whole chicken 10metres from him and refused to share.


I angrily drew the curtains back and BARKED at the dog " what the fvck is it ?"

My question was answered by the stern visage of Brig. Dogonyaro.


His face was cruel with a knife scar traversing the entire length of his face. His complexion could be best described as DARK BLACK

If he told you that he ever skinned a baby alive, it was so easy to believe.


From a distance of 20 meters, our eyes met. He smiled like a shark. All his teeth seemed like CANINES

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Everything happened at once : My blood froze and i lost my erection. My heartbeat increased 3-fold.

As i heard his rapidly advancing footsteps, i heard 2 female voices. Halima was screaming at the top of her lungs and the 2nd voice was .......

MINE!!!!!

" Jesus please save me ..... i will always be good " I was busy making promises to God, anything to save me!

I forgot about being a gentleman and snatched up the bedsheets to cover me. I ran to the window with my shoulders first. It wouldnt budge !

I tried again and again. As i was trying to break down the window, Dogonyaro was trying to bust in through the door

By the 4th try, i could see Dogonyaro's fingers trying to reach inside .... i came to a terrible realization

I had to go to him to escape. "Are you crazy?" I am sure you are asking right now.






































I didn't have sufficient momentum in the small room to break down the window! Did you expect me to think fast under those conditions?

I ran towards the door just as the Dogon was half inside, took 3 steps forward and hit the window feet first as he grabbed me from behind! .

He was able to grab a fistful of the bedsheets and pulled.


The sheets came away in his hands and i burst through the window, nakked as the day i was born.


I was soaring in the air like a bird. Very happy! "I had escaped" .

I looked downwards and i saw the entire field below was covered with ....








































Extremely sharp thorns of a rose bed as far as the eyes could see.


To be continued......

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dochenaj:
We don't wait for Pastor to tell us to "play" either. So you're saying that some "soo call men of God" will go to Hall. Abi na Hall of fame or hall wey dey Eko Hotels.

apelike1:
give your life to Christ Jesus!

You are experiencing a[color=#006600][/color]n demonic influence

I swear

Lihyunpark:
This is why I hate some Nigerians.. They are hypocrite. Imagine you accusing APC of burning voting papers. Do you want to say the PDP observe free and fair election.. Can you boldly say that PDP also didnt rig elections?.. You see because one party is rigging than the other, in as much the two parties in question are rigging.. They are all thiefs. If PDP were to be the one in power at the moment, believe me you they would be the one to rig most. As for me i wouldnt have advice anyone to vote it's a waste of time waste of energy, noting to gain, and risk of life! The party who riggs the most wins the election!

If they did how the Bleep did bubu get elected

handie:
It's called psychology.... Not physiology. And, I thought we were comparing 2015 results?