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Siena:
I doubt even the most comprehensive spell checker, will do you any good.

Richfella:
Femininity is what?? You must be living under a huge rock in gayland!

Women are the most devious, scheming, slimy, manipulative, back-handed, back-stabbing-motherfuckers. They are simply first-class. If you make the mistake of not seeing one as another player on the table; as someone with interests and motivations but instead as some beautiful, harmless, innocuous lamb - you will be ridden mercilessly! My brother, women are not the paragon of elegance we were thought they were.

If you want to win in this relationship game (yes, I said WIN!), you have to match their ruthlessness and cunning. . .and then surpass it. In kid's parlance, "Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja!"


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Sometimes, words can have greater weight/effect than a corresponding action. As Cardinal De Retz once said, "It is even more damaging for a minister to  say foolish things than to do them".

I don't subscribe to using physical force against women (except when you're trying to dispossess one of her virginity . Lol, I once read a very hilarious post here on NL where a guy giving 'Disvirgining Instructions' to some other guy said, "Pin her on the bed and make sure she cannot escape! "

The best way to treat an orally abusive female is to walk away - forever and ever (although I have on occasion been known to make a few girls cry by attacking the chink in their armour with a few choice words ). However, depending on the situation, I could treat you as a fellow combatant if am physically attacked. Rules of engagement.

babygirl22:
had an ex who slapped me after d slap he dint no wat hit i gave it back to him and kicked him outta my flat wtf my dad hardly hits me and one boy not even a husband wld now raise his miserable hand to slap me

topup:
Hillarious!!

But unfortunately I have never been one of them, I love the nicknames and phrases though

Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"!!



Ms. Herself - "You can do whatever you want . . . , but I'm not waiting for you. I might be here when you sort yourself out, but then again, I might not."
Also known as: No game, Oblivious, Easy-going
Advantages: Ambitious, Humerous, Takes things lightly
Disadvantages: Takes things lightly includes your 'fraud' of a relationship, which she can easily walk away from if it crumbles.

I think I'm this LOL!!

yay me too! _{and a good helping of luiz's too}

lalaboi:
wetin do u? . . .

daduke2k:
Yes it is. Its calld spicing.

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follypimpi:
Got me a STALKER,jesusss.

i told u i wanted your hair didnt i say so?

ikamefa:
clap! clap!   

a certain Mr sophisticate here has been farting up a storm 

this is a guy one would see outside and just be jubilating and be getting moist at the sound of his voice 

remember when i first heard him farting  , i thought some one was trying to bomb our office, only to learn twas just him passing gas 

trust me omo mushin nor dey carry last,we were in a taxi in Manhattan rushing down to meet a client, we were just  minutes away from the kerb when i repaid him back for the favor in the office " ". gave him the deadly silent type.

ask me about his reaction? him and the cab -driver?  Mr sophisticate just swelled up like puff-puff ,he had watery eyes from laughing inside cos he knew twas me , the Indian cab driver had a confused  look on his face 


ha! ha! ha! life sha!  _{like porthos said in the 3 musketeers movie life is for :farting,loving and living}

if i burst into laughter in my exam room tomorrow i will call your name ika 6!

lalaboi:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1344369863661

Ahahahah . . .LWKMD!!!. . . Omo oko ilu ebo labour and conservative is one psycho!! lol

i haff die!!!!!!