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9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 19, 2010
This is a response to the thread on 9 types of boyfriends. grin grin tongue
oh hell yeaaaaaaaaa! It is grin wink

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!"  smiley
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" shocked lipsrsealed
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite."  grin
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable   Disadvantages: Contagious

The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."  wink
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"  angry
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out  cheesy cheesy hell yeahhh
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at."  embarassed my worst nitemare lipsrsealed
Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."  undecided
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.  tongue tongue

Brrrrrrrrh tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by platinumnk(f): 5:37pm On Apr 19, 2010
lol grin grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 5:47pm On Apr 19, 2010
^sup shawty cheesy what type are u tongue lipsrsealed
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by platinumnk(f): 6:03pm On Apr 19, 2010
^^ A Mixed Combination of ALL of them except:

Old Yeller- I dont yell, though I can get pissed, but I usually walk off.
And Im quick to dump!  grin

Sickly- I get sick like once a year. Even if that
And I dont like to show that Im weak.  tongue

Huffy- Im very goofy, I laugh at anything.   grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by richard69(m): 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2010
Lol
@platinumnk, so you make love on the lawn?

Interesting!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by patwhizkid(f): 6:27pm On Apr 19, 2010
lmao
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by 190: 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2010
platinumnk:

^^ A FULL COMBINATION OF ALL OF THEM ESPECIALLY:

Old Yeller- I dont yell, though I can get pissed, but I usually walk off.
And Im quick to dump!  grin

Sickly- I get sick like once a year. Even if that
And I dont like to show that Im weak.  tongue

Huffy- Im very goofy, I laugh at anything.   grin cheesy grin cheesy

SO says platimunk!!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by platinumnk(f): 6:51pm On Apr 19, 2010
richard69:

Lol
@platinumnk, so you make love on the lawn?

Interesting!
never done it before, but im open to try it smiley

190:

SO says platimunk!!
tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2010
platinumnk:

never done it before, but im open to try it smiley
talk true tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by blackmann(m): 8:20pm On Apr 19, 2010
na wah oh!!! so B@TCH is now naughty woman? what of if i'm talking of the female dog?
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Daisytex: 8:44pm On Apr 19, 2010
By which research, [color=#550000][/color]
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by madlady(f): 10:11pm On Apr 19, 2010
luizworld:

This is a response to the thread on 9 types of boyfriends. grin grin tongue
oh hell yeaaaaaaaaa! It is grin wink

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!" smiley
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a naughty woman! Can't you see you're making me miserable??" shocked lipsrsealed
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans


Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite." grin
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable Disadvantages: Contagious

The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look." wink
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?" angry
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an' make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out cheesy cheesy hell yeahhh
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at." embarassed my worst nitemare lipsrsealed
Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends


Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship." undecided
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you. tongue tongue

Brrrrrrrrh tongue




grin wink
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Sauron1: 10:19pm On Apr 19, 2010
luizworld:

Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.  tongue tongue

Brrrrrrrrh tongue

This!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 10:23pm On Apr 19, 2010
Maybe later. . . lipsrsealed
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by madlady(f): 10:25pm On Apr 19, 2010
^^^Hello sis darling, long time, which one are you? undecided
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2010
madlady:

^^^Hello sis darling, long time, which one are you? undecided
Ahahaa question tyme. . . tongue i haven't read can't really do dat now dat's y i said "maybe later" i dey o been seeing ya around. . . smiley how r u?
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 10:35pm On Apr 19, 2010
hello love cheesy
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Pweety4me(f): 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2010
luizworld:

hello love cheesy
[i]*Looks around*[/i]where did u see that?"love"? tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 11:31pm On Apr 19, 2010
Pweety4me:

[i]*Looks around*[/i]where did u see that?"love"? tongue
somewhere wink u've been scarce , wats up smiley
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by bluespice(f): 12:42am On Apr 20, 2010
lord! this is just not fair tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by topup: 12:50am On Apr 20, 2010
Hillarious!!

But unfortunately I have never been one of them, I love the nicknames and phrases though tongue

Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"!!



Ms. Herself - "You can do whatever you want smiley . . . , but I'm not waiting for you. I might be here when you sort yourself out, but then again, I might not."
Also known as: No game, Oblivious, Easy-going
Advantages: Ambitious, Humerous, Takes things lightly
Disadvantages: Takes things lightly includes your 'fraud' of a relationship, which she can easily walk away from if it crumbles.

I think I'm this LOL!!
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by mamagee3(f): 1:06am On Apr 20, 2010
Funny and amusing topic. grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by bluespice(f): 1:15am On Apr 20, 2010
topup:

Hillarious!!

But unfortunately I have never been one of them, I love the nicknames and phrases though tongue

Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship."

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?"!!



Ms. Herself - "You can do whatever you want smiley . . . , but I'm not waiting for you. I might be here when you sort yourself out, but then again, I might not."
Also known as: No game, Oblivious, Easy-going
Advantages: Ambitious, Humerous, Takes things lightly
Disadvantages: Takes things lightly includes your 'fraud' of a relationship, which she can easily walk away from if it crumbles.

I think I'm this LOL!!

yay me too! and a good helping of luiz's too tongue
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Jaideyone(m): 1:20am On Apr 20, 2010
interesting thread. but who said number9 wolud have nothing to do with you? i've found my own number9. i love her so much
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 1:20am On Apr 20, 2010
bluespice:

yay me too! and a good helping of[b] luiz'[/b]s too tongue
, hehehe grin grin wink
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 1:00pm On Apr 20, 2010
platinumnk:

^^ A Mixed Combination of ALL of them except:

Old Yeller- I dont yell, though I can get pissed, but I usually walk off.
And Im quick to dump!  grin

Sickly- I get sick like once a year. Even if that
And I dont like to show that Im weak.  tongue

Huffy- Im very goofy, I laugh at anything.   grin cheesy grin cheesy

Platinum na lie. You be only Old Yeller! cheesy
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by CuteAngel(f): 1:11pm On Apr 20, 2010
Hmmmmn grin
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by romsky: 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2010
lol
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:18pm On Apr 20, 2010
@ poster na which one be your gal?
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Nobody: 2:28pm On Apr 20, 2010
very creative smiley
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by daduke2k(m): 2:39pm On Apr 20, 2010
Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by finestboy1: 2:41pm On Apr 20, 2010
, grin grin grin

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