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wordcat:
Tell him o!

He who has ear, let him hear.

If our God can kill a man for refusing to impregnate his late brother's wife,,,,

imagine what will do to anyone that refuse to worship him.

Poor Onan, struck down for refusing free p.u.n.a.n,y.

Proof that the supreme flying pig exists:

* it is supreme above all other pigs and it can damn well fly

* it is one part of the triune head, the pig, the horse and the fox, the three are one and the one are three (wtf?)

* it only speaks to those who believe in spirit and truth

* it visits the sins of the 'papa pig' on the piglet

* it has the holy pigreet doing it's impregnation for the virgin pigs

* it is a holy pig and blameless

* it is a perfect pig

* it created the heavens and the earth

* it is a necessity ( why? Because the universe that's why)

"This is what the Lord Almighty says... ‘Now go and strike
Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not
spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, (1 samuel 15 : 3)

Hmmmn, you are playing with your life. This God that we serve is a merciless, unforgiving God. He killed babies for far less, he will kill you if you don't go to church.

codeaddict:
Deal with other stuff at your own peril. I'm sure nothing else works currently with Spectranet, apart from SpectraBand.
See the first post for details, or to purchase a subscription.

hehehe, this man think say I wan spoil business for am. He even emboldened 'nothing else works currently'. For your information, my tweak works and I dey dash people wey ask for free sef. Anyways, carry on, nothing do you.

The person that likes this comment will die a death reserved for chickens on the 25th.

The person shall wander throughout his/her life like the Israelites did for 40 years.

The demons in hell shall use the person for a.s.s experiments.

The person will become a gate man / woman to a dog.

If Nigeria ever becomes a country with stable electricity, for your entire compound na only you no go get light.

If thief rob your compound na only your house things go miss.

Elephantiasis, cancer, SAS, AIDS, headache, fever, malaria, Ebola, Lassa fever, bird flu go do meeting inside your body.

kinsomicrote:
Is this thread dead? I do RoR

it's kinda old. It's my hope that more ROR developers will be able to connect through this thread (my main reason for bringing it back from the dead with my super powers, bumping)

Download books on the topic.

Recommended books:

Think Python

Learning Python 5th edition

If you have access to the internet then the possibilities are limitless.

You can create an account on codecademy.com(free), they have a nice introductory course on python.

You can also create an account on teamtreehouse.com (mind you, it is not free, but they give you 14 days free trial and during that period you have unlimited access to all their content and are allowed to download all their videos)

Also, you can search for 'learn python the hard way' by Zed Shaw (I think), it is also a nice introduction to the topic.


I also want to start learning the snake so shoot me a mail if you need a buddy to learn along with.

Do you mean finding the age of a particular person based on the year of birth or is it something entirely different?

sirRiddy:
HTML is not a programming language, neither is CSS. They are markup tools.
PHP is a scripting language useful for web development.
And JS is highly debated as a language itself, though it is
useful for some dynamic coding. As for dropping out of
school, you need to weigh the odds. It's your call but you
need to really analyse the situation. Can you not pull through
school till the end?

JS is debated as a language itself? By whom?

10 pages in and still no crazy stuff. Was expecting to read things like

'I killed my mum to be with him'
'I fought with conductor because of him'
'I stole money from the rich to cater for him'
'I sold all my possessions to get him a birthday gift'
'I was offered a position at a company in London but I rejected it to stay with him'
'My dad called him a low life so I slapped my dad and "dis-fathered" him'
'I allowed him get 7 more wives because of my undying love for him'

Hope still dey sha.

Nmeri17:
blueyedgeek na that stuff be this??

Nope, mine is more straightforward. You needn't install any additional software on your pc, just a few tweaks here and there and you are online.

How the heck is the winner gon be determined anyways? The rule should be changed to the comment that doesn't get any likes in thirty minutes wins. Make somebody sha win am.

DProDG:
Unless your god looks like this, tell it to fvck off

The girl no fine sef, see her belle like person wey dey drink fake orijin. That's aside, God isn't coming to seduce you, he's coming to put you in your place.

DProDG:
I fail to see how I'm 'blowing things way out of proportion'. Replacing the word 'ethnic' with 'spiritual' doesn't change sh#t. You justify genocide by giving your God a different standard of morality to be judged by. Okay, that's fine but on YOUR OWN STANDARDS, how does he fair? Unless you see nothing wrong with genocide, you're more moral that your God. Bravo!

It's very obvious that you don't have the spirit dwelling in you to reveal the truth to you. I've just finish converting some atheists in my yard to the lovely religion that is Christianity. Dude, enough with the questions, Jah Elo has asked me to tell you to wait for him this night, he shall visit you in a cloud of fire and ask you questions like he asked Job in the bible. Get ready to meet your maker this night, if God doesn't visit you to ask you meaningless meaningful questions, then know that I am a false prophet.

johnydon22:
lolzz dude so you were just playing with me ba?

hahahaha i knew it.. bluedeygeek you almost had me there.. thief you are an atheist... hahahahahaha this guy just deh use me play since..

guy nawa ooo u ooo

It was fun while it lasted. Time to find some other unbeliever to bug with the true, undiluted, 'talk am as e be' word of God.

johnydon22:
Choi .. Really ... ewoooo i didnt know oooo

my own don finish ooo **carrys hand on head**

whispers: [size=20]Dude seriously stop disgracing yourself in Nairaland, me is shaming your shame for you oo[/size]

I'm only passing the message of Jah Elo to those who have the spirit in them to grasp the message of the spirit. If you call that disgrace, then know that the bible says that we shall be mocked for passing his message of good news across to the people and that we should rejoice when the mockery comes along because we shall have a great party in heaven. Did you know that Jesus is the master of wine? serious wine party in heaven and you shall miss it because you are too neck deep in sin to realize God's pure love for you. You make him purely mad and purely rage with pure jealousy when you reject and push him away.

johnydon22:
So message of love is believe me or burn in hell, hahahaha thats pure hate and nothing near love boy… tyranic and barbaric, very saddistic and evil... am sure when you will have a burning room where you will throw ur children when they misbehaves

What other way will an ultimate God get people to love him than by threatening them with hell fire? God's plan is flawless and there is nothing you can do about it. He loves you so much but just in case you refuse to believe in him, he prepared hell fire for people like you. Good to know that hell fire isn't going to be a wasteful creation.

then he should go have a warm bath in hell then since he created it for his own use... Seriously you need a doctor, the way you reason is way to low

These are things of the spirit. To your carnal mind, hell fire is a place for having a bath, but to the spiritually minded whose focus is on making heaven, they know the secret truths of the lord and that hell fire is a place for the demons to practice their fetish and a** experiments on you.

and he says he doesnt wish me hell at e bolded above

I only pass the message that Jah Elo has passed to me.

Yeah they have already figured it out.. Yahweh will throw all the muslims to his own hell, Allah will throw all the christians to his own hell.. either way we all gonna end up in hell one way or another.. hahahahahahahahahahaha i don die ooo **rolls on the floor this time with my hands clutching my tummy** laugh don kill me here oo

Nope, you need the spirit to understand spiritual matters. Here's how it'll go. At the end, Allah and Yahweh split the universe into two parts (if there are more Almighty Gods, then the parts would be more than that), Muslims and some other people go to Allah's universe, some other people get thrown into hell fire, Christians and some other people go to Yahweh's universe, some other people get thrown into hell fire. I don't know how they'll split up humans but all in all, they both get entertainment by watching people burn in their hell fires.

johnydon22:
this dude just lost it... Going psyco seriously

On the day of judgement, this comment on nairaland shall count against you. When the angels shall search the book of life for your name, this comment will push your name to the book of sinners condemned to die by fire. It won't be funny when God is reading this comment out loud to all his angels and the entire world (in a long queue to be judged).

johnydon22:
ewooooooo i don die for this guy
(so you actually wish a fellow burn forever in eternal flames for not believing your fairy tales... talk about the evil in religion)

[size=20] The muslims also say you are going to burn in hell for not believing in theirs, so see you in hell bro [/size]

hahahahahahahahahahaha am so so scared ooooo
Threatening an atheist with hell (myth) is like a kid threatening an adult with butterflies fairies.. lobatan.. **falls on the floor laughing**

I don't wish you to burn in hell fire, it's God that wishes you to burn if you don't accept his message of love. How do you expect someone to build a place and expect people not to use it? Hell fire must contain people one way or another and you are a prime candidate.

Regarding the muslim hell, Yahweh and Allah will find a common ground and decide which hell fire is the best for people like you.

DProDG:
The same way God's form of genocide is godly and faultless? ^^^

Hey dude, give your life to Christ. Regarding the genocide of a thing, you are blowing it way out of proportion and also when it's the almighty God (the beginning and the end, the alpha and omega, the first and the last, the one who was, who is and is to come, the akukusheshelomo, the one and only, the omnipotent, omniscient, omnieverything) it's ceases to be genocide but pure spiritual cleansing. God owns everybody and just like you as a human own some certain objects and can decide to do anything with it, God can decide to do anything to us and get away with it just like the spiritual cleansing you made mention of.

johnydon22:
hahahahahahaha ok remember me in your prayers, and i will talk to my dog for you... my dog will actually bark back but you sky daddy cant do no shiiit..

It's a pure form of jealousy...na im the main the main orejinal jealousy be truth... choi this guy wont stop being funny.. **falls on the floor laughing with teary eyes..**

Yeah, laugh to your heart fill here on earth because in hell where you are going to, there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. May the Holy Spirit help you to endure the torture he has prepared since the beginning of time.

johnydon22:
hahahahahahaha jealousy of the holy spirit... i don die this people no go kill me.. **carrys hand on head** lobatan

I'll remember you in prayers. God should give you the ability to understand Godly jealousy, it is a pure form of jealousy that is faultless. It is something that mere carnal humans cannot understand and that is why you need the spirit of God dwelling within you to reveal his truth about jealousy to you.

johnydon22:
LOL godly jealousy.. lolzzz... oga jealousy is jealousy...lmao..

you obviously don't have the holy spirit bro. These are things of the spirit.

DProDG:

These are things of the spirit bro, I don't expect you to understand. You don't have the holy spirit behind you.

DProDG:
So one type then? Are you even sur you know what JEALOUY means?

Dude, give up. God has won the battle of your soul already, the devil tried and failed. Give thanks and praises to white man Jesus.

There are two kinds of jealousy in the world, human jealousy and Godish jealousy.

Human jealousy is petty and ridiculous

Godish jealousy is petty and ridiculous with the only caveat being that it's God and he doesn't give a rat's tail what you feel about it.

He's the almighty and if he wants to be jealous, he damn well can!

In the spirit of bumping old threads.

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Funny picture and story but sounds more like something that was cooked up.

* The enemies have sent office pins into your stomach.

* choir stop the song and bring your offering, abi una tink say I go forget

* all first born sons are cursed and to free themselves they must pay 1500 naira

You make it sound like Eckicts are a bunch of cultists or terrorists meanwhile they believe in God as much as yourself. They might follow another path in communicating with this God but they are still Goddists like you Christians. They both can find a common ground to co-exist peacefully. It's not like it's an atheist and a muslim getting married here.

Easiest way to get free likes. Please guys, try to share this thread with as many people that haven't gotten a single like throughout their entire stay on nairaland.

justlove91:
@blueyedgeek
Never knew it will take you this long, or are you in the state of shock already? If so, make sure you don't stay there long because there are still more things to discover.

hehehe, I haven't even had the time. You'll get my review of the book when I do read it (should be this week)