₦airaland Forum

Beckysexy:
Hmmm
Who 'nose' how many times he has 'cheated on the poor woman? But she kept enduring it because it is the duty of a man to cheat and it is the duty of the woman to endure it, according to some dumb Nairalanders.

Happy Wedding anniversary.

After all this rubbish you typed, I thought you would have typed happy enduring anniversary.

Iyaebe:
I guess he has lost count of the number of times he cheated in those seventeen years.Kudos to the woman for staying put.

Tatafo.

This one still dey learn work for Ajegunle.

And some people are still fighting tooth and nail to install this one as Nigeria's next president. Trying to push us from frying pan to fire. E no go better for SWAGA.

PDP and APC are huge disappointments. Simple.

All these trigger happy Nigerian Police men. Always shooting unarmed civilians. Boko Haram and bandits are all there taking over local governments and taxing people yet you look the other way. Cowards.

Better.

Johnsown1:
Crude oil is used for the prevention not a cure .

Wrong. Your knowledge of it is limited, that I can see.

collinslinkis:
I really don't know why u re angry

Betting is no hustle, that is why I am angry. People like you are the reason why that mannequin in Aso Rock called me a lazy Nigerian youth. You see why I am angry?

DOTian:
This gal is beuriful..
Do you have her number?

From your moniker I can see you are from our dot nation. Please confirm first.

Akea Ibom ayaya.

Was there any warrant when you people extraordinarily renditioned Nnamdi Kanu back to Nigeria? You only obey laws that go down well with you. Send him to US o.

Hartme:
Thanks, I'll try that.
I've heard of this before, but I couldn't get hold of crude oil.
Do you know where I can get it?
I'm in Lagos.

It may be difficult to get it in Lagos, though I am not in Lagos at the moment. DM me If you really need my help.

collinslinkis:
Thank you very much but there's nothing like betqueen on google playstore

So you knew all along and decided to ask that question? Okay, try betoduduwa.

What will be will be.

How many GOAT we wan have, besides who are the us?

collinslinkis:
Pls can someone help me identify this App

It's called betqueen.

Hartme:
How do I use it?

Just put a little in your mouth and apply directly at the affected area and you will be fine within a day or two.

Just keep quiet already and enjoy your loot until your turn expires.

CampussNews:
God heal his family and keep them strong.

Amen.

Westin be the movie name?

More like a group of bandits asking the opposite bandits to give way for an attack.

Look for crude oil asap. Thank me later.

If you want to be a millionaire, think like a millionaire. My brother claim it and you will be rich o. Since you look it, it will soon manifest.

Sheikh Gumi is the Lai Mohammed of the bandits. Why should he speak for their victims? Does Lai Mohammed speak for IPOB?

Nigerian government is helping you to be free from Cameroon but are not allowing Umuchineke to go. Paul Biya shey you dey hear?

tyup:
That's why I'll go with and agree with Tinubu when he said 50mil youth should be recruited into the Army cuz if we all get recruited into the Army, so many needless deaths of youths in the country will reduce drastically

So unless we all get into the army we will all die ehn? As if army has now become a guarantee for life in Nigeria instead of the other way round. You see why Tinubu may be worse than Buhari if given power?

Promzy99:
As my old time girlfriend crossed the barricade settd by the military men to hug me, immediately she approached me, to give me that deep hug that I have been anticipating both mentally and biologically, I heard a very deep and scary voice from an aboki calling me. The hug was suspended in the air. Mood changed. my palm became sweaty ASAP. While walking gently nd slowly to answer my CLARION call, I was ordered to Start FROG JUMPING 4rm that spot to another point 50times. See me see wahala. Wetin I do na? ( I asked myself inwardly). Without any second thought, I startd d frog jump. My babe was orderd to pick all the pure-water satchets on the road. Mehn! After two rounds of frog jumping, my KNEE_CAPs startd giltering. My boxer nd long_sleeve shirt became wet. Buses with passengers waiting on the queue to get checked, were all starring at me. Some passer_bys were leaving condolence messages behind as they walk pass me....( to be continued)

You mean you wanted to misbehave in front of those abokis with a woman? Wait o, are you OJ Simpson's son?

Gumi the grand commander of terrorists has spoken.

They only need to include Buhari's name and the rubber stamp senate will approve it fiam. Useless people.