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Imagine the beauty u want, says she is scared you will leave her after sex cause men are scum , but you decide you want to prove her wrong .

Shes nice homely and down to earth
You did trad and white wedding , kept your promise and so she kept hers too.

Now shes laying down naked fast as asleep while your mind is running wide.

Two rounds you had to do two rounds on ur wedding night, just to confirm it.

Her puci is very wide, worst sex you have ever had, i mean so wide you didn't even know you were in.

Whats your next step in the morning ?

Koolmexxi:
Oh congratulations in advance my broda. The journey isn't for the faint hearted.

Soo wats d plan logistic or u got someone in Lagos

Well most of us

Koolmexxi:
Oh congratulations in advance my broda. The journey isn't for the faint hearted.

Yh thanks man
We all gonna go through it in life

Koolmexxi:
So how negotiable is it? What's the last price. Looks like it's high version

I can do 172k
Yh wifey preg selling to start gathering

Koolmexxi:
I'm interested though in Abuja. How we go run am

I could send it through car park or gig logistics to you

Or if u have someone in Lagos they can come collect it n send to u

Clean looking white like new Playstation 4 for sale 175k naira negotiable

12games installed on it
God of war
Mortal kombat
Grand theft
Resident evil
Need for speed
Life is strange
Batman
FIFA
Dead or alive
E football
Detroit
Racing bros

Three pads
HDMI cord
I don’t know about the memory space but it’s wild enough

Location Lagos mainland

Contact on profile bless

https://youtube.com/shorts/uXXrIibyuuY?si=LlWbmoPMXJP6DsO_

And those with billions from offering n tithe will miss what

aswani:
Not really, Obidients just want Peter Obi to be President and will abuse and insult anyone that attempts to question his suitability for the role.

Nothing sensible or hunger for genuine national progress in that.

And corn followers will threaten brimstone if apc is not voted

madridguy:
Nice one from Jagaban. You will surely take us to the promise land.

Even after the demise of Sai Baba, you still respect and adore him.

Meaning buhari wws a failure so was he

Just give us food, if you give us food, we’ll vote for APC, I want to chop out of the money too and Tinubu will use 12 years”

Just take a look at this mess bruh !! See who these people dey sign

Dem don dey recruit tout enter politics
Look at the nuisance this one is committing in the society

“Just give us food, if you give us food, we’ll vote for APC, I want to chop out of the money too and Tinubu will use 12 years”

Just take a look at this mess bruh !! See who these people Dey sign 💔💔 pic.twitter.com/DcvaRpu6fi

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) April 17, 2026

Frame 1: Tinubu (in March, 2026), “We have saved Nigeria from mismanagement and bankruptcy under Buhari. It was challenging when we took over.

Frame 2: Tinubu (yesterday), “The truth is, I took over from myself. The late Buhari is me.”

Frame 1: Tinubu (in March, 2026), “We have saved Nigeria from mismanagement and bankruptcy under Buhari. It was challenging when we took over.

Frame 2: Tinubu (yesterday), “The truth is, I took over from myself. The late Buhari is me.”

At both events, they clapped for him!✍️ pic.twitter.com/SpTLWlNAtn

— Obiasogu David (@afrisagacity) April 17, 2026

lionshare:
He may not be the most eloquent speaker, but his intellect and brilliance are beyond question.

10k naira sent to u na em b ur lionshare

I Took Over Leadership from Myself; Late Buhari Is Me, He Was My Partner – Tinubu

If they don’t want to see the hope in the roads we have built, in the children we have raised, or in the economy we are growing, we will give them eyeglasses.

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

I Took Over Leadership from Myself; Late Buhari Is Me, He Was My Partner – Tinubu

If they don’t want to see the hope in the roads we have built, in the children we have raised, or in the economy we are growing, we will give them eyeglasses.

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu pic.twitter.com/iS7pvbnXrC

— ARISE NEWS (@ARISEtv) April 16, 2026

Richtaiwo:
But headless mob keep chanting pitobi will remove Tinubu. Then I asked, just like that?

No strategy, no plan, no supporters, but he will win,just like that.

After election, they screaming "stolen manhood". As in, which manhood?

Sense while has ut forsaken u.
Obi no dey lp u dey call him name
Ur matter ehhh

geoworldedu:
Bayelsa people destroying Tinubu's banner. That should have been the proper headline. They don't want Tinubu obviously.

Abi use wood for fire instead they change headline

fyneboi79:
Just alert us when the shifting occurs...We sef go know when e happen

Lol

We gat u
Holla at mua bless

Alooone:
@o.p....how much will it cost me?

100k

Long story
Women don't love they pretend
Men found this out
Women now complain men are being strict no romance

Lithiumite:
ADC and cheap propaganda, whats anyone's business if you hold your convention.....focus on your leadership case at the SC.....the fct minister said he hasn't gotten any request from you people, you haven't countered that with proof, a party thats serious and wants ro lead a country should know the velodrome doesn't belong to the fct....come out with proof that the owners of rainbow center are being threatened......you don't just cone online and make superfluous statements without proof just to deceive your gullible supporters.

u b foul

When dey for use the bucket beat the man when bring am come

Tifnubu is not scared of adc at all

Davitron:
There are lots of game developers in Nigeria. I happen to be one of them.

Here are some of my works: https://david-edoh.github.io

Check LinkedIn (Search "Game Developer in Nigeria", and you'll be amazed that there are a lot of Game Devs in 9ja. Some with really interesting indie projects too.

Link not working

Apc members go soon use m.do campaign

Soo Trump entered and all he is concentrating on is this .

90% of politicians really forget their words when they enter power .Sadly 99% of them are in Nigeria

CYBERWEAVER:
I am currently planning to get married. I’ve been with my babe for about a year now.

After several consultations, we agreed on a wedding budget of about 3 million Naira.

But I keep asking myself one very honest question: how do I commit that kind of money to someone who hasn’t really shown the same level of effort back, even in something as small as 5k, despite earning a little?


Asin, I never smell her 5k since we started dating.


At this point, it’s not even about the money anymore. It’s about intention, balance, and simple acts of kindness.

Even on my birthday, I didn’t receive a gift from her, and that stayed with me more than I expected.

I’ve never had to deliberately test her money, because genuine care and small acts of giving usually show themselves naturally over time.

To be clear, I’ve been carrying most of the financial weight in this relationship, and there’s hardly anything tangible she has ever done for herself without at least my 50% contribution since we met.

I don’t complain, but I also don’t want to ignore what I’m seeing.

As a responsible man, I’m trying to be honest with myself before I take a step I can’t easily undo.

So I want to ask people who are married or have real experience: if I go ahead and marry in a relationship where this is the current dynamic, what should I realistically expect in marriage?

I’m not trying to assume the worst, but I also believe experience speaks louder than hope.

U will regret it trust me.
Shes marrying a savior
Nothing else
The day u go broke all respect out of the window

aswani:
Poor write up, LP are now better organised and will run. Eventually Wike will take control of PDP and will run.

ADC clearly are in turmoil, I wonder why, and soon the interlopers will scatter away to other parties which will give them some stability.

PDP were the only national party for a long time while the opposition parties were a mess due to greed until Presidents Tinubu and Buhari saw sense. No one said PDP were running against themselves.

Asc in turmoil wats happening

So I was just thinking what could I do or give back to the society without even thinking of anything money lol na who never see money na e money dey move, so I took out my precious time to craft out this magic, and came up with this new app MexMp3, currently app has over 11,000 downloads from a public forum that published it for me, though the code is out there on my GitHub for devs to use and make theirs, I must say I did a great job with the UI, functions and setups , l implemented one of the best equalisers you can ever own beating the known Poweramp equaliser lol you all go check out MexMp3 its available on GitHub

Which forum is that

To serve the most high
And to service the reverend father

Like a bit(c)h
Yh a big one yeye

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