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Afonja44:
This is a celebrity in Nigeria
Look what Nigerians worship as celebrity


The average IQ in Nigeria can't be above 20

Around here once you leave your alma mater laidis, na to find time to read books make you no go rust. The larger part of the population, though majority went to school, is painfully uneducated and unintelligent

AcrylicPropty01:
is the fun up to 10 billion so that i can get it

Fun bawo? Look the man does not do nairaland so he can't see your ad. Sorry your comment

willi926:
Oga play sporty jor.

No mind am. If his #200 9 game stake don give am 60k before, him self for just dey plot how to 'Wizzy up' by now

tojahh:
Which one is racist club. A club that has a certain Anguissa from Cameroon in their team? Michael Folorunsho and a black Lukaku?


Make we dey calm down. Lookman fit no even remember Osimehn once played there sef

Bro we're cool. And whether he remembers Osimen or not, we are happy for them both

cr7lomo:
Why are some Nigerians this dumb..... Napoli is still topping the league and arr favourites to win the league title... winning a battle is different from winning the war... why can't some shut up till the league is over and hope Napoli don't win it ... if Napoli ends up winning it, then they won the war... they will then say " 4k osimhen " and they still won it without him and Napoli made him and are still winning the league without him while he languishes is the retiree league

Why the painment? The racist club was dealt with by a brother on behalf of a brother. Case closed

FatimaAbubakar:
I blame the useless parents of the little girl.

Considering the man's history, they belong in jail too

ednut1:
Nawa. But lets be honest here if a Nigerian with South Africa origin was found to have used fake documents to get Nigerian citizenship. Same treatment would be meted on her.

It is a lie. Nigeria would have regularised her papers without noise

ClearFlair:
Peter Obi was completely right. A productive nation will not spend all their time praying. It is irrational, illogical and insane to suggest that people can jettison work and start living in church. That's not what the bible teaches us as Christians

Who has been jettisoning work to start living in Church? And you mention the bible and Christianity in the same paragraph you defend the profane? Why are you like this

mrvitalis:
Obi didn't saying going to night Vigil made u unproductive

He said going to night vigil "Monday to Friday " Made going unproductive

How can anyone disprove that?

If you attend night vigil Monday to Friday it's impossible to be productive

This is just APC attempt to shift attention to Obi

This is just your attempt to disguise obi's daftness

ireke:
Wow....
Why would you conclude that the best way treat this woman is to abandon her after going through such an ordeal. It's a wife we are talking about o. I hope you're not going to blame Redpill for this or call the husband a simp for standing by his wife after the trauma.

Can't get his head out of the sexual when thinking of the trauma suffered by his life partner. Simplicity comes in many forms, apparently

stano2:
Where does Nigeria stand

In the mud

bukatyne:
So sad.

I hope the women get deliverance soon.

Tricky as salvation/deliverance is through the Messiah

Ttipsy:
but does this make sense??

I mean how would a woman hearing a fellow woman’s voice become a sin??

You all need psychiatric assistance

You mean the taliban?

AFONJAmiracle:
Xenophobic animals just chasing shadows

Institutionalized too, seeing that they had to turn it to something of a public diplomatic back and forth

Marvyx:
Normal life, after vandalizing, he'll go and bid for contract to restore it back and then cycle continues.

Explains the reason why Nigeria isn't getting better soon. A lot of people are benefitting from how the country is retrogressing.

You see the light too, why there can't be steady power. The generators salesmen and crude oil industry are not ready to welcome such a development

masterfactor:
As a proud atheist and am proud of it, Religion is a scam, Religion has brought nothing but destruction to the world. For those wey carry religion for head, always remember that "you are human first before religion happen to you"

Lol no you are human because of the Divine Creator, who made you to reflect his image, of Loving Kindness. And therein lies your test in all your journey through life. Choosing good over evil so you can reunite with your source (of goodness and Loving Kingness), when you draw your last breath. The first parents, Adam and Eve, decided to have the power to choose but by default man was perfectly made, a being of light, to be good even without the capacity of doing evil at all.

SirLakes:
for you to believe this figure shows you are a dullard

Lol. Simple knight in simple armour. I'm sure your 'disbelief' is coming from the faith you have/had in your past/current relationship(s). My own believe is in God the Creator, Jesus Christ the Saviour and the Holy Spirit.
So, oga Simpson, enjoy your day.

GanagiBitrus:
Thank God for survival,
though he wouldn't have survived if he didn't know how to swim.

Where there is a will, there is a way. Read a remarkable survival story recently, of two friends lost at sea. After a few weeks, one's spirit broke. Lost hope and just stopped eating. The other did not. He ate raw fish, turtles and drank rain water. The first man died after a few weeks at sea. His friend was rescued four and half years later, iirc.

Are Nigerian leaders ever willing to better the lives of citizens?

Fahvvy:
Lemme share a different perspective ...

Let's assume that none of the girls he s.lept with are whores/prostitutes/call girls, that is, they're just your everyday women ...

Let's ask ourselves something, what does it take for a woman to open her legs for a man? ...

Answer: he has to have some kind of value (smarts, money, power etc) ...

Most women won't just open their legs for a man who doesn't have some kind of value ...

So it means that, for over 300+ women to sleep with this guy, he must have some kind of value that they consider worth opening their legs for ...

Whilst it's no achievement sleeping with this much women, I believe this guy knows or has something that the average dude doesn't ...

I believe you are a simp or a man with little experience for you not to know that you don't have to be exceptional in body, mind or pocket before the average naija girl buss it open. They are quite easy

Thundafireseun:
If only it was possible to killllll dem all

Stop this. Suggesting death to someone who has not taken a life and has not threatened yours is just wrong.

EmperorCaesar:
How bro?

Because he dropped some money for Bobrisky and this Charity foundation?

He's a good man but most politicians also have charity foundations with hundreds of beneficiaries too

Charity foundations with hundreds of kini? The same politicians looting public funds? Are you speaking in irony or are you a politician?

Zico5:
I know Igbo guys will continue to doubt it even when deep down they know this is true. Many like the man have died due to frustration from their masters. Many resolved to carry drugs when all hope are died. Many of those that took the hard and grevious ways are serving long term jail in pakistan, Indonesia and Cambodia.
The blockbuster film AFAMEFUNA reveals all the secrets about Nwa boys practised by igbo. Not all of them are settled by their oga. Few that are fortunate are the one ruling today.
May the soul of the guy rest in peace but suicide is not the best solution.

It is not a solution. It is eternal self judgement/condemnation/damnation

SenatePresdo:
Why are you gay guys hellbent on destroying heterosexual relationships.

How? By speaking the truth? Though the correct formula is x3 not x5

KnowledgePower7:

Them stab person
him come die from the wound

You wan come do Autopsy

The number of illiterates in high position in Nigeria is actually deadly serious

It is sad. Reminds me of that senator that suggested all of them should go for drug test. Of what relevance is that

Pochettino:
This is why I only console the loser

You too get sense

post=132444997:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/15/peacemaker-separating-fight-punched-to-death-in-adamawa/

Blessed is Marcus the peacemaker, son of his Maker

1stmail:
Dear everyone, please forgive me for doing this but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.

10 25 02 57 87. First City Monument Bank (fcmb)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Aunty this inhaler money should be complete by now nah

TheTundeMuniru:
Last week: Sex Worker stabbed man to death
This week: Man stabbed Sex Worker to death

Nigerians and sex

5 and 6

Ahigbo1:
Our leaders aren't just good with words

Empty minds would utter hollow words

iLegendd:
E be like say I go ignore you before you push me into exposing my worth.

Just know that, academically, I was top 3 in Nigeria and top 2 abroad with a distinction.

Physically, I'm muscular and healthy — I never miss exercise.

Spiritually, I'm average — deviating from religion gradually.

Financially, I don't begged for money no matter the hardship from family members or outsiders — I give (especially when I have) before people go start to dey send DM to bill me.

Intellectually, I find solutions to problems faster than most people I have ever met home and abroad. It's only my guy in Spain that finds solutions faster than me. I don't know where that one got his own brain. I'm still the one that taught him female psychology and how to get any woman and last long in bed while he taught me a lot about technology hacking, etc., which is even my field.

With my big muscle and big dick, you known no say I suppose get standard and pride? So, I choose, not you.

If you call someone like me with all the muscular and brain weak, I wonder what you'll call other men.

Feminist no really get brain and choice sha. Always attacking men toll menopause and they become bitter. For me, I like women and will always treat them well, massage them, cook for them when I'm happy, f*ck them like no one ever would, pamper them, fight with them, reconcile, f*ck them again, spend what I'm willing to lose, etc., but don't ever insult me directly or indirectly or my mom or even any of my siblings — I don't forgive or forget. I have a journal where I write everybody's offences down no matter how little it is.

So, that's a little bit of me.

"I have a journal where I write everybody's offences down no matter how little it is"
This one is toxic o

iLegendd:
You make your phone private, but your private part (the one that God warned you to protect) is handed to me and other men you're cheating with freely. It's still you that'll have quotes about God in your profile while dressed so decently like a virgin. Hmmm. Continue, Mrs. Private Investor who fears God the most.

We, as men are the ones indirectly encouraging women to go into prostitution because we don't have principles or not-to-be-broken dating rules.

Being in a committed relationship where she doesn't allow you access to her phone is SIMPing and she knows it. She'll surely punish you for SIMPing and not being the leader even after you've claimed to be an alpha male.

You're trying to prove you're not insecure. Okay o. She go soon give you HIV from her sexcapade because you indirectly gave her the permission nonverbally by not checking her moves.

Not that she won't do whatever she wants to do when she goes out without you, but knowing that you have access to her phone will put fear in her.

Without fear, a woman can't love or respect a man. It's either fear of losing you or fear of you finding out. There must be fear for a woman to respect a man. For a man, there must be kindness for your fellow man to respect you.

I remember those days when my tall and beautiful mom will dress to attend a Church meeting and my dad she's a little taller than will tell her to go inside, remove those clothes and stay at home and she'll do it without saying a word.

As a kid, I see a man leading, despite his height as natural, but this generation wants to make it look like it's controling and manipulative. SIMPs everywhere.

If it's controlling and manipulative, don't ever listen to the rules of the government or your teachers and see what will happen to you.

Your pastor, doctor will tell you to go on your knees and you'll do it, but your man can't tell you anything. Okay o.

Worse, your phone repairer will as you for the password and you'll give it to him instantly. Private Investor indeed.

"fear of losing you or fear of you finding out"
These are words of wisdom

Omoawoke:
Your lineage are the ones that are unfortunate.

You are a big shame to your education, your ancestry and a shame to own a human brain. Next time, borrow the brain of turkey.

Nimrod doesn’t sound like Obatunde, or Chukwudi not to talk of him being my ancestor

If at your age and level of civilization, you still believe in Tower of Babel and Noah’s ark, then you don’t deserve a 21st century existence. Please go back to the Stone Age you jumped from.

Even a 10 years old kid in China will be dumbfounded to believe a living human in 21st century still hold on to myths that the world has abandoned.
I believe you are a local champion that has not had the privilege of seeing the outside world to know people have long abandoned all this shittt you talk about. I really feel so sorry for you!


Hear it today, Noah’s ark, Tower of Babel and all those Bible stories are all ancient myths that doesn’t resonate in 2024. Even a simple google search will tell you they are pure myths and never happened. Grow up please!
And please don’t quote me again, you stink! You irritate me! If a white man captures you, you deserved to be reared like an animal and thrown into cage for entertainment

Fool (the very word the savior used to describe many around Him because they were blind to the fact they were with 'God in human form)! I did not read anything you wrote. All manner of sin and transgression would be forgiven except sins against the holy spirit. You used your own mouth to condemn yourself in a public forum. You will bear the consequences