dust bin gbagbo,
who did this to you

One day a lady went to the Doctor and said "Doctor my husband penniss is very long , and whenever he inserts it into my hole, it touches my heart .
The doctor then replied, "Ok, bring him, I will operate him and make it shorter."
the lady reply, " no , no, noooo!!! Doctor, just move my heart up a little bit " LMAO

frabel:

sacrilage

who komit am/??

wetin koncern kosoro,

there is nothing like life partner boi,

I went for confession after the holy mass on sunday and here it goes:

father forgive me for i have sinned
the priest asked me son what is your sin,
then i told him that someone sent a pornografik clip to my bb and i watched it,
the father said, if you could forward the clip to my fone your sins shall be forgiven

imagine policeman with full uniform publicly drinking can star 

Shamefull!!!

police cant just go on strike now, oncw they have the uniform on, they are licenced to beg for the 50N

Yinkalink: : Come help me with the garden.
bobbyray: : What do u think I am? A gardener?
Yinkalink: : Come fix the toilet faucet.
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A plumber?
Yinkalink: : Come fix the door handle.
bobbyray: What do u think I am? A carpenter?
bobbyray: went out, But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed, The garden,toilet faucet & the door handle. He asked Yinkalink who had done it?
Yinkalink said it is El Guapo, the neighbour, but he gave me 2 options,
Either to make him a burger or have sex with him,
bobbyray: I'm sure, u gave him a burger!
Yinkalink: :What do u think I am? McDonalds??
bobbyray:

thanks for callin moi aback, i was begining to plan for new scool session

now dats a real joke,
El wetin?? do u think it is WWF?

i'll say 1 weekend bodywork everymonth till the end of the school or its equivalent

yinkalink:

kk


so when is school resuming sir?

d question shud have been how much u gonna pay for the fee

i dont know the toilet the husband went to, maybe next compound

maybe!

everythin it upside down nowadays

guy!!! u are just catching ur fun, you are not ready,

haha haha yinka, then u av to come enroll in ma scool then

yinkalink:

oh please! do u tink its everyone who doesn't know u're d teacher?

yinka, me i kno undastand ur english ooo

na God catch the pastor

you dey mind the teacher

afam4eva:

The OP is asking for the literal english translation.

thanks for your reminder

A Pastor keeps chickens in the Church premises,
one evening a Cock went missing.
In Church the next day the Pastor asked "who has a cock?" All the men got up,
"No, I mean who has seen a cock?" All the women got up,
"No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't their?" Half of the women got up,
"Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock??" All the Choir girls got up, Lmfao