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Husband and Wife sef dey separate, why is this a noise?

2 boys stole a bag of oranges 4rm their neighbour & decided 2go share d loot in a calm quiet place.
One suggested the nearby cementery. As they were jumping d big gate that lead 2 d cementery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind d gate' but they didn't bother 2 pick them since they had enough in d bag.
, Few minutes later A Drunkard on his way from a local bar passes by d cementery and heard a voice:" One for me, One for U, One for me, One for U" .
He immediately sobers up and run as fast as he can to d local priest.
he said, " Father! father!! pls come with me' come and witness God & Satan sharin corpse at d cementery" shocked ! the priest.
they both ran back to the cementery gate and the voice continued:"One for me, One for U, one for me, one for U.
Suddenly d voice stop countin and says: What about d 2 at d gate?
Omo come see marathon even d priest run pass d church gate.shouting we are nt dead yet oo

let us ask reasonable questions.
Did they just say 6,000?
How possible is that?
Where are the locations?
Where are the pictures in videos?

Let them stop deceiving us. there is no way, illegal or not, for there to exist over 6,000illegal refineries in nigeria.

@Mobinga, absoultely not,

@Fayimora, thanks but thats not exactly what i want. I am trying to run this program on a pascal compiler, it doesnt run, and i want to know what am doing wrong, that is why i said ", simple pascal program"
so if you do have a source code for this simple program, please drop it

Do you know the algorithm for simple pascal programm for calculating the surface area of a sphere?

please make it simple if you do. thanks

Its not the fault of the student if he/she fails on exam, because the year has an ONLY 365 days,

1. Sundays- 52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
11. That 1 day is your birthday….

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen
submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!!

NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy ***)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will co-operate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place!

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

BIRTHDATE: February 29 EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job – no! On my breaks – yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE….7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely. LOL

Hi Guyz,

Which girl have you spent the highest cash on at the first date, how much and why, and at the end did she worth it.

(All currencies apply)

OP, it will be wise if you add your contacts details here

OP, try and split this things into lines, it looks really confusing the way they are arranged

Awkward thinking.

the answer is not in the option, it is their child 

so sad

bisibaby:

She is married with a kid, she knowz her hubby has girlfriends but she just kept quiet and kept on prayin to God that he will one day change her hubby, she loves her hubby she doesnt want to fight so that people wont blame her that she is suppose to look after her baby she is fighting cos her hubby has girlfriends. But unfortunately for the woman, one of the girlfriend is now pregnant for her hubby, [b]pls if u are in a shoes what will u do?[/b]

i cant be in her shoes, it wont fit

hahahahaha, see as the line they goo