​Wife was sure that her husband was having affair with the maid so she laid a trap.

One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband.

That night when they went to bed,the husband gave old story - Excuse me my dear,my stomach is aching & went to bathroom.

The wife promptly went into maid's bed. She switched the lights off.

He came in silently, he wasted no time on words since he has been doing it, quickly started the job., phuckked her harder,

When he finished, Wife said - U didn't expect me in this bed, did u, ? & switched on the light

No Madam, said the Watchman.! 

*MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!*

TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

Very angry Teacher: Where the be phuck with do you get seven from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny: Because I phuckin have one cat at home 

Bob Had Broken His Leg & His Friend Mike Comes Over To See Him.

Mike: How You Doing?
Bob- Fine.
"Hey Do Me A Favor, Please Go Upstairs & Get My Slippers Coz My Feet Are Freezing."
Mike Goes Up & Sees Bob's Hot 19Yrs Old Twin Sisters Lying On The Bed.

this is what mike said
Mike: Your Brother Sent Me Up To Have Sex With Both Of U.
The twin sisters Said; Prove It.
Mike Shouted; Bob, Both Of Them?
Bob Shouts Back; Of Course! What's The Point Of phuckin One? 

An American, an English man, and a Nigeria were on a ship
Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be ur slave!"
The American tot of pin beause it was small, dropped the pin, the Devil found it and ate him.
The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too.
The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said: "Na today? find am nah!

Women are the best vehicles in the world because:
-Two beautiful headlights infront.
-Two great bumpers at the back.
-Self lubricating when hot
-Finger touch ignition
-Automatic engine oil change every month.
-Any type of pistons fit
-Multiple seating styles and adjustments.
-Great accessories.
-Highest mileage: 9months with only 5ml refill!
THATS WHY MEN DIE TO GET A RIDE!!

Beync:

Pls^ dont beliv wat he is saying, he is not one.

dont worry, i believe both of you

lol

A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's booobz from bouncing while running & doesnt show niippless when wet.

dont panic, The taliban killed the son of the biittcch

my concern is, must guys spend on all girls they like?

eddy1977:

I am a jw

i dont f u ck ,i dont eat p u s sy my only weakness is m as tur bat ion.

i am keeping myself holy for my future wife.
its not easy,but i am managing

i read an AWAKE which is totally against masturbation,, >>>if JW had such article, and u r a JW guy u r not keepin ur phuckin self holy for any future wife,

Well this is the best i can do for you:
are both 18 years and they stay together, call them - 08038481889

it is just like buying nu fones and beggin people to have your number, this sucks

will there be free phussies?

8. Agreeing with each other to swing with bosses

goaless draw

noble_gas1:

How much does a .100 revolver costs dese days

has any of the celebrities offended you?

dont get it twisted guys, is a joke anyway
i heard you are planning hiring ancelloti , lolx
another joke

noted and when i have them, u'll be the first to know