₦airaland Forum

centje: its simple...carry ur brush,paste and a cup of water to the office

mr.drizzy:
duh it is

SimonAndal: Using the iPhone 5 (a birthday gift from my ex-boyfriend), and I find myself wishing for the simplicity of Nokia 2700. Stupid, I know, but that's just how it is.

mr.drizzy:
hmm i think its 1500 yeah 1.5k same as mtn

fyne_Ijay: I believe two wrongs don't make a right. I know the girl was wrong, but what of all the s,ex they have had together. Can she also take it back.

Table Leg :
So who do you keep as best friends? Goats or pigs?! #JustAsking

Mrs davids: It's sad to see the degrading mentality of our men on the issue of sex. It is not just the men that have right to sex. Ladies also can demand for sex from her boyfriend whenever she deems fit! Women also get Hot,not just the men alone! If I like u,and u are goodlooking enough for me,I can ask you to bed and dump you when am thru with u. So pls stop talking about ladies being cheap. Men also can be cheap.once u throw some little change in their pocket,they become ur puppies. Those who keep talking about ladies demanding for things,pls save me the noise! U want to date d expensive looking babe,u tink is 5kobo she uses to maintain herself? Go and ask for the price of that brazillian hair and u ll know "beauty aint cheap anymore"

gbigbega: The requester asked for 5 top Nigerian website and some people are listing Facebook, twitter etc. am I missing something?

Timijo: Sex boost relationship btw the married group.

kamdyjenny:
Abeg pity d guy evry body wan coment,nd make pple see their comment..so no be the guy fault,he gats some traits of patince Jonathan

timilehin007: It has to be six packz...thatz me lol

dnawah: i beg i get ground nut & soya beans make i bring am join u na?

twentycent: Tripple Mscheeeeeew!!! #joins to drink garri including groundnut#

Sam Milla: Dear RIM the BB maker, dont worry. There is a certain Country in West Africa called Nigeria where you can still sell your Blackberry.
The reasons why you are going to make a lot of cash in that COUNTRY are :
1 - Over 80 percent of the girls between 15 and 30 years in that Country love Blackberry even though they dont know up to half of its functions.

2 - The same girls mentioned above dont buy the BB with their money. The money usually comes from a male partner or friend. The punishment for not buying it for them is that you will not get s3x. That is the prize of their unclothedness.

3 - The same girls are semi illiterates who went to Unis and polys to waste a few years because their major objective in life is to boast to other girls that my University is better than yours. And not what they achieved during those wasted years. They dont know the meaning of android.

Dear RIM, all you need to do is simple. There is a certain man called Seun Osewa that runs a popular discussion forum. Contact him, give him some money, ask him to make a topic about how BB is better than iPhone and Android phones. Then tell him to lock the post so that people who know the truth can't post on the topic.

acidtalk: Welcome back madam

After I saw the news I quickly put a call across to madam in Germany and this is what she had to say :

Acidtalk - Good morning your Excellency

Patience - Acidtalk, is that you? Respect is reciprocal

Acidtalk - Yes your excellency. How are you doing today?

Patience - I am very joyful and strong. Have you heard?

Acidtalk - Heard what ma?

Patience - I am coming back to my country today.

Acidtalk - Oh! That's really great your excellency. That means you are much better.

Patience - Yes. Thank God my enemies didn't succeed.

Acidtalk - What do you mean your excellency.

Patience - They thought I will travel like that other madam and won't come back. But my God has shamed them.

Acidtalk - Yes madam. God has shamed them. But.....

Patience - Don't but anything, I am coming and will deliver a press conferencing.

Acidtalk - Press Conference you mean ma?

Patience - Anything! Na you sabi. At least God didn't make my position in Aso Rock vacant for anybody, especially that big eye ball minister.

Acidtalk - Madam, I have to go now I am running low on call credit so I will talk to you when you return.

Patience - Okay! Help me greet my fellow widows, all PDP umblerra card carrying members and the entire Nigerians citizen.

Acidtalk - Okay ma.

Patience - Bye!

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